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'Taco's 1st & 2nd...

Custom Norton Rotary...

Flyin' in the blue groove...

Good day out with some mates doing a Geand tour of Devon. Trip Stats. Other stuff

A good looking man walked into an agent's office in Hollywood and said, "I want to be a movie star." Tall, handsome, and with experience on Broadway, he had the right credentials . The agent asked, "What's your name?" The guy said, "My name is Penis van Lesbian." The agent said, "Sir, I hate to tell you, but in order to get into Hollywood, you are going to have to change your name." "I will NOT change my name! The van Lesbian name is centuries old, I will not disrespect my grandfather by changing my name. Not ever." The agent said, "Sir, I have worked in Hollywood for years...you will NEVER go far in Hollywood with a name like Penis van Lesbian! I'm telling you, you will HAVE TO change your name or I will not be able to represent you." "So be it! I guess we will not do business together," the guy said and he left the agent's office. FIVE YEARS LATER......The agent opens an envelope sent to his office. Inside the envelope is a letter and a check for £50,000. The agent is awe-struck, who would possibly send him £50,000? He reads the letter enclosed... Dear Sir, Five years ago, I came into your office wanting to become an actor in Hollywood, you told me I needed to change my name. Determined to make it with my God-given birth name, I refused. You told me I would never make it in Hollywood with a name like Penis van Lesbian .. After I left your office, I thought about what you said. I decided you were right. I had to change my name. I had too much pride to return to your office, so I signed with another agent. I would never have made it without changing my name, so the enclosed check is a token of my appreciation. Thank you for your advice. Sincerely, Dick van Dyke!

Night cap ..

Nice shot next to the bins.

A Chap went to visit his old mum an dad, When he got there his dear old dad was sitting in his rocking chair on the porch with no trouser's or pants on, the chap said Dad why are you sitting out here like that, and the father said it's your ruddy mother's idea because i sat out here yesterday with no shirt on and last night i had one hell of a stiff neck so she said i'd better sit like this today.

Discounted Harley shit, not selling since they went woke

This is my brother in laws brothers Renault

Suns out … Matlock packed .. found a car show up the road

Yeah I still have the busa, who in the right mind would swap a busa for a scooter.....

If they have sorted out the issues with the finish quality then it could be a winner.

That oil cooler is a bit vulnerable though https://mashmotors.co.uk/models/650cc/x-ride-650-trail/

So have you still got the busa or have you bought a Chinese scooter?

No we are back down south now

Tasty Black Kettle....aka H2O Buffalo...

48 cyl. Kwak....just because you can doesn't mean you should....

GP circa '89... 4 great riders in 1 shot...

Just me pitchin' a moan about having amputations on all 4 limbs Phil...nuthin' new, same old sh*t, different day. In the last 3 yrs. really feeling the affects of a nasty high-side I took back in 2012...wake up some mornings feeling as old as you

Where you living now back up north you say ?

Hmm I have my doubts

Just being cool really