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I can't remeber the last time I only had one motorcycle but if it came to that it would be the Donkey ?

So you're itching to see itchyboots perform then Tym?

Birdshit Protection!

I had a feeling that your vocabulary would be somewhat limited without them Phil!

Oh dear what can the matter be? A ginger Taf locked in the lavatory.....

.......and we're in second position of the search results for "Adventure Motorcycle Forum" on Bing. Google is a tougher nut to crack.......but we're now up to Page 4 there. So if you can get the word out, or get links on other sites if possible? ?

This was done back in January! There's miles of these canals stretching across the area and the surfaces vary from billiard table smooth to bomb craters. So you have to be very careful how you ride if you're not familiar with them.

2004.......somewhere in Mid Wales!

Never any guys in my pics or vids.......good or bad! Except this one.......which I put together just to prove I'm not the only one in the country.

After years of male dogs pissing on my bikes I thought it was safe because we're now left with two girls! But apparently not.......because birds are now flying in and shitting on it!

How many people are riding around the world soliciting for donations? Seems about one degree above being a prostitute. Why dont they just avertise what kind of sex they will perform to repair a tyre?

Hopefully it won’t take as long to get the KLR back Tymeh.

I have no problem with Jetskis per se, but same as motorcycles a twat can ruin any place where people are just trying to enjoy a quiet moment. You can blast the water as hard as you want and enjoy yourself, but when you're just doing doughnuts on the water for 15 minutes at a time and not moving more than 50m away from the waterside cafe, you're a twat. You're also a twat when you start your bike for 5 minutes before leaving said cafe and never stop revving it through that time, or arrive causing exhaust explosions with your cut off switch, you're the same twat no matter what vehicle you chose to enjoy. Hell, a twat can even ruin that same quiet place without any kind of noisy vehicle, just by arriving on foot ?

I can post again now the proper smilies are back.

The old smilies are back Yen.......hence.....

Me and my mate picked up 2 slags in another guy's Anglia Van Xmas Eve 1972. Going round remote lanes trying to find a place to park up and I overturned the van......while my mate was getting it on with one of them in the back. We had to get a mobile crane out on Xmas Day to rescue the van!

Where's Little Guy when you need him? And he's brought his mates!

You seen this @BusBoy, @Sir Fallsalot, @boboneleg?