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I made sure that they’re out. On holiday I found out this morning.

Knocked this one out of the park @Pedro!

OK, I'm a little embarrassed by talking to myself in the garage, my dog was looking at me with an expression that made me want to laugh I'm 182cm, and the bike is on touratech suspension with normal ride height.

After @Pedro showed me where to eat a nice snack in the middle of a 500 kms ridding day, I went back for more! I dont take almost any pictures ever! But here are some! Sao Pedro do Sul, where we had lunch last week and the others are from a gorgeous place really North next to the border with Spain, also recommended by @Pedroand he was not wrong when he said it is breath taking! Plus a view point with my own name, the egocentric in me says, whats not to like!! The only thing missing was @Pedro himself that this time was otherwise engaged and didn't join me for the ride! there are a lot of videos, however will not bore you with them

I have an 'alternative ' version to be revealed later

Almost 2 years. Between ages of 4 and 5. Learned speak English with sesame street, had just appeared on Tv, my favorite was Big Bird! went to the original Pizza Hut, that had a Hut inside!! So many fun things... Lived in Fort Knox, my Dad as Tank Commander and was doing a course on Tanks. At the end toured America for 3 months on that car!!

OMG!! This was the car my Dad had when we lived in America!!! It was white I think! It was so big, we could run around in the back! It was 1977, no seat belts and we could just be kids!!

I haven't got a top box for it, I hate the look of them and the sail effect when you get crosswinds.

Of course Sofia! Who hasn't jumped off a moving bike in their time?

Forgot about that, here it is, none of this climbing out of the bike nonsense:

I had a nice close look at an S1000RR the other day, at my mechanic's place. Fucking awesome to have a bike that is 200hp and only a little wider than it's rear wheel. Only wish I had the physique to ride that thing, and the skill to do it properly too

Reminds me of a cab driving story, regular lady gets in my cab to go to work, sigh's, asks me if she looks as bad as she feels, i say, "well, id have to feel you to find out!" I thought it was funny.

First you are looking at a picture of me from 2007!! second I am not that far from @Pedro!!! For sure mentally I am a lot younger and considerably more stupid then he is!! Ah, and a hooligan as well ?

Not a chance, these things will be on the internet forever!

Yes, but we hold hands at the Dragon Rally so the big boys don't pick on us

God of dismounts! And mounts as well, of course ! Thanks @Pedro, good lesson, inspiring confidence!!

Sorry Specs but Pedro has just taken the lead in this particular exercise

I need to adjust just because I haven’t thought of a topcase since I had the Transalp

So this is you getting on and off a bike when old and fucked. I can see what you mean, very careful movements, the slight breathlessness. What I really want to know, is how long ago were you fucked before making the video and what was his name?

Cool thing you liked it, very cool motorcycle destination.

Thaks to you we have a vid of @Pedro getting off now, ummm....

OK, ff sake, I'll film tomorrow

"That" video? Link link! We want a link!!!!!!

I never really considered buying a bike based on possibility of some oral sex, but it is a valid point!! wonder if a 1050 Speed Triple would get someone excited enough.... Maybe more then a Storm AND it always got me home!

You dont seem that old to me... and for sure not fucked! Maybe you need to find a model so we can see better!!!

Don't agree, it's a matter of balance. I'm not going to be making mount and dismount videos, though

In for the win, and you guys are cheating not wearing your riding kit. On the plus side, not suggesting y;all are on the plus side butt it appears the lockdown made for some impressive buddha bellies...

The first thing that came into my head when i read that lol

This is cutting edge chit here, advrider never taught to this level of motorcycling actualization! A -whole thread on how we managed to still get on these damn things at our age. Getting out me video cam!

It's just brown love boys, just brown love......

A lot of the TRK500 bennelis here in Portugal, I think people buy them because they're cheap and look like a Multistrada, from a distance and at over 100kmh. However, reviews do seem to be good regarding reliability. I'd rather buy a used GS1200, GS800, Transalp, or Strom.

Mentally I feel much younger than I am! Unfortunately the body can't keep up the pace now!

Sofia is way younger than I feel, that’s true I feel old as fuck

Why do i think of this when i read that LOL

I wasn’t posting the vids as to say I can do something you can’t. One of the best things about my bike is the space.

You don't look old enough to have been there during that period Sofia! I would have put you around @Pedro's age!

Brilliant @boboneleg

Bob wins

The reason I said that is because you extend your leg way back and it's nearly straight as it goes over. Which you wouldn't be able to do if there was a top box on there. Stick a decent size cardboard box on the back and see if you need to adjust your method.

You're looking very fit these days @Pedro! But just one point........can we see it with a top box on it?

My pa had a huge 1972 plymouth custom Fury stationwagon, what a car.

Just my phone, xperia 1.

You can do it even totally drunk!! But yes, upsetting dogs is not allowed, not even if you are the secret God of Dismounts!

We'll see tomorrow, now I´m half drunk and my dog is not ready to see me getting on and off the bike several times, he thinks I'm leaving every time

Being from Penlan she probably owned two or three growing up LOL

While waving guns around is what we want! Extra points for firing them!

Wore me out watching that Al LOL

I had to get a new seat for my KTM after he sat on it.