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And now for the alternative version................

I just watched the videos with the sound turned off.

Bob for the win, then the win again, ugh, we've been beaten like rented mules!

Driving a mate down to the hospital in Denver today for his back surgery and then picking him up on Sunday. So there's two days of my weekend shot as I play ambulance driver.

Absolutely the best!!! God of Gods!!

Gotta match colours! Got to look spiffy while passing CT's upper crusters!

You're a fucking star @boboneleg!

Summer weekends mean beaches so i went out to mark my spot

Chucking it down here, my wife complained that the grocery shopping was all wet, it didn't matter that I was soaked ?

Got to take the wife shopping in Baza tomorrow morning! But Sunday.......it could be the abandoned village high up in the Sierra de Segura mountains in the Jaen province! It will need to be filed under Rugged Individualism of course! Now you've all admitted that you can get on your bikes (using various bizarre techniques).......so what about you lot doing something on this scale? With pics and vids obviously.......otherwise it didn't happen. Plus of course, people will have you pegged as an Internet Bullshitter! Is that what you want?........Cos that's what's going to happen!

It's his knob, it is just out of sight up his shorts and wedges into the sleeve of the artificial limb so it holds on tight. That's why he is doing a few little stamps after refitting it, to make sure his balls aren't trapped in it as well.

How the fuck did you do that, you got a quick release attached to your leg?

As much as it pains me to say it...... @BusBoy that's a class act. @Clive.......if you do take a trip over just be aware that Bruce likes to show men his ass. Some sort of bizarre Saffer ritual I think.......just humour him. Over 15 years ago now Bruce........wish I could get in contact with Lyn again.

Heatwave over, normal (rain ) service resumed

Roughly a Pound per CC new when I started! April 73 GT380J 375 quid otr.

She sure is running nice now, so she's my bike of the month for sure. Lighter, better brakes, carb is working well, vroom!

Potential BOTM pic I'd say @Tym

Could you attach page three, that sadness in the garden story is a must read...

Day off work today and pissed off. been waiting for the rear shock to be rebuilt for my XR400 for over a month only to be phoned up today to be told the place i had it rebuilt about 9 years ago have done a botch job on it and now its fucked. So i dug out the spare i bought years ago. It looks OK on the outside except the top bearing is shot and the rubber bump stop has rotted off. After discovering i don't have to use nitrogen gas to recharge it i decided to have a go at rebuilding it myself which then pissed me off even more because i've realised i have been wasting my time and money getting it done elsewhere when it's something i can do myself Shock all in bits waiting to pick up my other shock now to try and make one good one out of the two I knocked up this shock seal bullet ready for the rebuild It covers the end of the shaft so you can slide the seal head back on without damaging the seals

Just went out to my truck - there's fire ash all over it. We have 2-3 forest fires in the State with the closest one being about 50 miles away. can't believe how much ash they're putting out. Really smells of smoke, too. Makes for cool sun photos though (not my pic)

If you start in Lisboa and need a place to sleep in Azambuja, If I'm there I'll be happy to put you up for a night plus a couple of meals.

I like it too. I don't think there's any way that guy is comfortable on that bike in a normal seating position, he must be stretched as hell.

@Clive, a mate of mine is selling a CB500. He's a retired engineer so the bike will be good and it's cheap money. https://adventurebikerider.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=27&t=50296

I always liked his guy's mount / dismount....

Now I'm melting. Hopefully storm soon. This is how it's done. Bike in gear on side stand.

This is why i like this https://bikes.colinappleyard.com/beta-motorbikes/enduro-bikes/xtrainer £6100 and an extra £99 if you want it road legal

I'm too impatient with it Bob running blunt tools and incorrect speeds LOL i need to set it up properly but i only make bushes and spacers with it so i don't need to be too accurate. I've used them before my teens as my father has always had a lathe and milling machine amongst other stuff so thought it was about time i got my own and did a few years ago

we've got one in work Fred and my boss loves making one-off parts for the race bikes. They are such a great item to have.

Depends who's asking

Bruce, that's a class act.

You better start grovelling to the missus Clive!

Were you able to understand our accents Eric?

I think it was on GB before we knew you, but I remember DA going apeshit with a Bot for some reason! He thought they were real people! You remember that @Tym?

Fazer is a great bike......is it an original Foxeye.... or a Mk !!? Mk II is better....more refined, better headlights and downpipes.

Let me know when you know what that was.

Great way to see America is from the back of a huge American Station wagon.

First you are looking at a picture of me from 2007!! second I am not that far from @Pedro!!! For sure mentally I am a lot younger and considerably more stupid then he is!! Ah, and a hooligan as well ?

Bob wins

Man three big male?

In for the win, and you guys are cheating not wearing your riding kit. On the plus side, not suggesting y;all are on the plus side butt it appears the lockdown made for some impressive buddha bellies...

What with you on the sidestand and @Specs doing his Monty Python "Ministry of Funny Walks".......I think the pair of you need to stay in Wales. You can't cross the border and do that stupid shit in front of the Hanoverians.....we'll never hear the end of it!

Can you show me again i didn't quite catch that?

Is that amazing or what? Who can afford to ride these things?

With me it was seeing the Rockers and their bikes in Swansea Fairground throughout the Summer of 64......I was 10. As I was always there they'd all chip in a few bob for me to watch their bikes for them......and to sound the alarm if anybody (like Mods) got too close. A couple of them even let me sit on their bikes at different times......and that was pretty much it. I was hooked. I then used to watch the motorcycle racing on Saturday afternoons on World of Sport (or it might have been Grandstand)........always supporting Bill Ivy! Took me until 71 when I left school to be able to get the money together to get something....22 quid for a TV175 Lambretta! But it was a start. And 50 years later (inside) I still identify as a Rocker/Greaser. Because when you learn your trade within that mindset/culture it never leaves you. Yes....I ride an "adventure" parts bin special......and I do a damn sight more with it than the adventure poseurs and hipsters do with their cutting edge shit. But I'm still a Rocker/Greaser! So is @Renegade........but he's a toothless one!