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Smelling salts for Pete!

My submission, the GS overlooking a sunny Atlantic Ocean earlier this month, in a famous surfing spot called Praia dos Coxos

.........and now to return to your scheduled programming. ?

In less than two months time we'll be having the official polls for Man of the Year (MOTY) and Twat of the Year (TOTY) 2020. Obviously if one of our ladies wins then the title will be WOTY for the duration. As you know, no Mods/Admin can be nominated for MOTY.......because making a positive contribution to the board is supposed to be part of the gig. But as for TOTY.....it's a free for all....and everybody's in the running! It's all to play for! So from now on you need to keep your eyes open for people who are making a positive contribution on the board.......and for those who are just Twats. It goes without saying that the former will be more difficult to spot than the latter!

A line of Autosol on his top lip will do it

At least this time one couldn't splash petrol in the eyes of the other when filling up. I think that happened at least twice on the first programme, once was before they had even set off.

Actually @Tym had some really good Tomos shots......particularly the beach one I thought!

If nobody saw it it didn't happen, same as dropping a bike.

At least you're now starting to take pictures with the sun on the proper side of the bike, now that sidestand doesn't do you any favors by really leaning the bike so hard it manages to hide itself from light, placement is key here! Also, look at those dirty tires!

I managed to catch my flip flop on the rear seat as I got off the bike thereby pulling it over on top of me and trapping my right leg under the bike. No photos I’m afraid so I guess it only counts as gossip? ?

I like the first one with the 1150, truly like their enthusiasm and the way they just went touring.

Impossible for me or @Tym to make any meaningful contribution to this thread!

Oi! I resemble that remark!

Point of order. Who’s supposed to take the photos? I somehow doubt that @BusBoy managed to take a photo of his own arse from that far away. ?

Looks kinda fuzzy to me.

Well I liked the programmes myself! Probably not as much as BMW though.........just think how much dosh they've made off the back of them!

It's not best pro photo or cleanest tyre of the month Pedro!

Is Bruce entering his ass in BOTM?

People who like posting focused and undistorted pictures, that's who!

On top of being a boat, it's an out of focus boat, are you campaigning for TOTY already? That looks like a picture of a screen!

Yeh......you need to make a twat of yourself on here ideally Ray! But if you had a vid of you pinning yourself under the bike and posted it on here.......then you'd have made a twat of yourself on the forum. So external twattishness is permissible if it can be introduced onto the forum.

Well there are people who have the gall to join a bike forum without a camera Bruce!

What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in Merthyr Tydfil.................... a leisure centre