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The clocks are going back an hour for us over here! I wish I could turn the clocks back to 1973 in my case! And if it all goes according to plan I'll be doing a ride report the likes of which has never been seen before on this forum. Or any other for that matter! It will take Dark Motorcycling to levels that nobody could ever have imagined! Really speaking, this will be something that should be premiered on something like the Discovery Channel! Not a place like this which (like all it's predecessors) has quickly degenerated into a hangout for weirdos, losers and perverts! So match that you Casuals!

No KTM's................................ My bad, you don't even like puddles so no point having a proper dirt bike is there

Had a lovely rainy ride to the lake today. The forest was all misty and it felt like we were riding in the clouds. So much fun! Now to get some pumpkins. ?

You clearly carried that there and put it down for a shit like those posh birds with their underarm dogs, the tyres aren't even dirty

Even I think that is lame-ass..... I like dirt, but I always clean after every ride and keep that chain lubed......? go ahead I'm waiting for it! ?

Little Guy™ says...You can pin that on him.

Bruce try's to hard, it needs to come natural. Like Pic'less

For anybody picking up this thread you can ignore Bruce's boat and Bruce's ass! In fact, why not cut out the middleman and just ignore Bruce!

Great stocking stuffer™!

I am enlightened. Might get Mandi one.

WTF is happening this month??? ? Boats, videos, hairy asses that make me want to poor bleach into my eyes....I'm gone a few days and everything falls apart....?

Word!

Looks like this is all i'm going to get this month

Stop trying to baffle me with technical stuff LOL

Politics. Ban him.

Fred......there's nothing in the rules of BOTM that stipulates that tyres need to be dirty! I mean.....if dirt was the key factor in BOTM evaluation we may as well just stick a photo of @yen_powell in the header forever!

That's what she said.....?

Way to break it to him gently.....?

Looks like rain here too, and the temperatures are starting to drop. They say perhaps snow in the hills this evening. So best be putting in my jacket and pant liners to keep warm, as a little rain never stopped the Grasshopper. ?. Also hope to get my seasonal bunch of pumpkins ? later today and then work on my next YouTube video. I could hype it up like @XTreme but I'll let the final masterpiece speak for itself....??

Perhaps it's an orange bike and the owner wanted a colour matched chain.

Your boat isn't a bike

The correct term is "There's no excuse for Suzuki ownership" you Casual!

This trip will be challenging.......but it's not suicidal Bruce!

Its a weekend again?

I think I probably understated it actually Pedro!

We're trying to promote this place on Social Media.....and look what we got to work with Michelle!

Carrying it inside a car going to the park? That thing is more like a puppy than a motorcycle

Ya butt, 51 miles were spent underwater riding around the UK @Pedro.....

word on the street is that france will be locking down again as soon as the school hols are over ( 2nd nov) if the current curfews arenot effective.

In less than two months time we'll be having the official polls for Man of the Year (MOTY) and Twat of the Year (TOTY) 2020. Obviously if one of our ladies wins then the title will be WOTY for the duration. As you know, no Mods/Admin can be nominated for MOTY.......because making a positive contribution to the board is supposed to be part of the gig. But as for TOTY.....it's a free for all....and everybody's in the running! It's all to play for! So from now on you need to keep your eyes open for people who are making a positive contribution on the board.......and for those who are just Twats. It goes without saying that the former will be more difficult to spot than the latter!

Bringing the good vibes is the way I roll.....?

Thanks for clarifying the rules. Note to self, must try harder ?

Reminds me of the girls in Paris, they dont shave their underarm hair either, umm whats the topic?

Its special flood plain sand, you see their granual size does not allow for "clumping" on surfaces, unlike the slime you find in the furrows of England.

No......Kawasaki have been way ahead on ugliness since they made Judge Dredd the chief designer.

Yeh.....I thought it was Bruce as well. But in his defence it could have been the first time that he became aware of the fact that he was a Twat!

Instructions are in English......but it still means fuck all to me! Just too many references to brackets and bolts for my liking. I'm not a big fan of brackets and bolts.

I can only remember KLR and GTR, what does this mean?

Maybe they matches the cheap Oxford Hot grips I bought a while back, all instructions in Polish! Luckily they had pictures as well. I sold them to a friend after realising I needed a pair slightly longer, they have English instructions as well.

No Yen! Dealer job next week once I've fitted the Grip Puppies......still waiting for them to arrive. They can fit the hand protectors as well....I can't make any sense of the instructions!

You got the bar end bolt out??????

Yes - Same hill I was on when I was near Telluride. But the 4X4 I saw flip was near Silverton - 30 miles or so away from Telluriude. Most of the mountains out here have the same kind of trails on them. Numptys in Jeeps that have no idea what they are doing are usually the ones that fall down the hills.

If nobody saw it it didn't happen, same as dropping a bike.

Yeh......you need to make a twat of yourself on here ideally Ray! But if you had a vid of you pinning yourself under the bike and posted it on here.......then you'd have made a twat of yourself on the forum. So external twattishness is permissible if it can be introduced onto the forum.