Apparently, if you have one of these you can wear your fanny on your thigh ?
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/SANON-Thigh-Bag-Motorcycle-Bike-Drop-Leg-Bag-for-Men-Waist-Fanny-Pack-Mens/143871663752?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649
Honestly mate, it was a case of needs must. Fucking hot sun and I’d forgotten my baseball cap. Mind you, I do look a knob ??...........but better than I used to look! ?