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I nominate @Grasshopper's Ride for her vids and socks

Another vote for @BusBoy then LOL

I can not recall the name, I must have been too traumatized. But I nominate the fella who showed us his hairy BUM......? I will have to find the picture from early this year, no wait I don't want to see that again......but ya that guy! ??. Someone help me out here.....

Can we nominate the bots asking for a friend ?

Bruce becuase he doesnt have a motorcycle butt, does have a hole in the water for money to dump into that could finance the finest two wheeled chick magnets available. Now that is a right twat if you axe me, and i know twats, Rens a friend on Facebutt.

I was speaking with a young lass the other day, about chain maintenance. I noted she just lubed her chain after a ride without cleaning it first. She said, "oh I never clean the chain, just lube it". Now stop giggling Pete, I'm trying to add some content here.....?? I have always cleaned my chain before applying fresh lube, for many reasons that seem logical to me. How about you?

I LOVE THIS..................?? Watch to the end, super funny...... I WANT ONE!!!!!! Meet Ural GEO: 2021 Limited Edition Ural Gear Up

Well the weather looks like it is trying to be shiny and happy, but I think the clouds will win. Either way, I am out for a ride. ? I have a package waiting in the mail......I think it is my bearings and seals! ...sorry no socks this time...?

It's that queue in the camera shop again Bob!

I vote Bucky, for no other reason that he might actually reply to a thread for once

Good to hear that it serves a purpose Bob......cos as I've said before, I didn't expect it to survive after Lockdown ended! We're never going to be ButtRider, but if we can keep going by filling a certain niche angle to a particular type of rider as we're doing that's fine by me! There's no real financial overheads as such apart from renewing the software licence and the domain because I have all the server resources we'll ever need! And NOBODY else in my position can say that. Renewing the software and domain only costs about €50 a year.......and I claim that back off my tax anyway!

Well I'd vote for the Weish Albino if I could. Pete got this forum going and to be perfectly honest there hasn't been a lot of joy in 2020 but this forum has kept me sane and most of all it has kept me grounded. I have made contact with dudes that I haven't spoken to for a long time and I've also met (virtually) some cool new dudes . Pete says were not allowed to vote for him so I'll look at the nominees and then decide.

When i run the lights just off the coil at idle she does, with all the smoke an all.

We hit a fucking iceberg here. Still looking for the perfect tree to hang Loosenuts™. Came up short on this one, i ride on.

It doesn't look too bad.......could have done with it a bit warmer though. And it doesn't look like we're going to get the freaky 20C over Xmas that we had last year either. But I'll battle through regardless.......with any luck I'll be out Saturday and Sunday. And now we can cross into any another Andalucian province (which would be Almeria or Jaen in my case)........but we cannot leave Andalucia. So Murcia is out of bounds! What you lot doing?

This is the big one.......this award is more sought after than an Oscar! It's where you can nominate your Twat of the Year (TOTY) for 2020. It will close on Monday, and then a new thread for the actually TOTY vote will start! The winner then gets announced on Xmas Eve! Remember that this award is based on who you think has been the biggest Twat on here since we launched in April! No shortage of suitable candidates I'd say! And of course, Mods/Admin can be nominated for TOTY.......it's no holds barred! So it's over to you......give us your TOTY nominee and tell us WHY you think they are such a Twat!

When you cant tell where the pond stops and the trail begins...oh for the love of Christ i give up Pete! Ugh! How do parents do it, you raise them right set a } good { example and! they go out and jump socks first into mudholes!

He's always had a thing about his ass......he kept repeatedly showing it Lyn at Bala Lake back in 2005. Must be some weird South African custom!

Well, the clouds won over the sun and the wind picked up, but I still had a nice ride. ?

Marcel! Then he got the Mod gig! Then he went totally off his head!

My money is on Bruce pulling a double header and getting both.

Now i'm fucked you all make a good case for everyone, i think i might have to wait until the vote and it may come down to eeny meeny miny moe in the end

Spanish men are fucking pussies! They put on this Macho shit and when you front them on it they go crying to their mammies!

I shoveled half the driveway and left half to play in, Loosenuts™ did great until we hit the blob left by the plow. Had the front wheel up back wheel down for the jump, just dint have the third thing needed, Forward Motion®.

Had this conversation on the phone with a guy that is trade director of a factory, and the twat just plain out has a fucking tantrum over the phone, and on a screaming tantrum is going to increase prices for the whole market. A fucking tantrum! It's like I'm talking with children.

Twat of the decade imho.

Hi Desmo, I opened the thread as I work here, I am surrounded by Duc's all the time.......... This is a Senna replica that we recently built out of parts that we had available. Below is our 999 race bike that pays homage to the old Paul Smart bikes....... Like you said, you rode the V4 on a track and that's where is should be, 235bhp on a road bike is just willy waving , or at least it is over here on our congested roads .

I have to concur with Unstable T on this one......it has to be Bruce! He's a complete and utter twat.......and despite not having any of his menstrual episodes this year he's still managed to surpass everybody else!

Are you aware fresh deep snow cleans a tyre so perfectly its sick. My Michelin Pilot City's will never be this clean.

Why am I worried that's going to be in the banner next month? Could be worse though......at least it's not the self-destructing KLR!

I am hating Spaniards right now, miserable twats. Just a few selected ones, though. Tomorrow I'll be riding to my home, and spending a couple of days alone there, then taking a ride around Alentejo and Algarve next week, just a 3 or 4 day ride with a couple of days stopped in the middle, riding slowly and hopefully enjoying quiet roads.

I'd be inclined to agree as well Clive.......his gesture to you (and he hardly knew you then) will take some beating. So I'm nominating Bruce as well.

This is just brilliant!

The key is Kawasaki dindt make the chain parts.

Yes.....KLR chains are renowned for outlasting the motors!

These modern chains are amazing, my simple o ring on my KLR is at over 20k miles now and doing fine.

Off road, yes I'd clean and lube. Used to swop chains for one I'd have sorted. My road bikes get lubed on my return home. I good clean every now and then.

Who even cares ? stupid bikes that cripple your back/wrists/legs etc. They make no sense unless you're on a track everyday ?

Now now, I did wear my new socks today, but I didn't get them dirty, yet....?

Nobody needs a picture of your ass in such high definition that one can appreciate how well waxed it might be, @BusBoy, maybe just declare you had it done and we'll take your word for it.

Lovely....now I have visions of a shiny BUM in the air.....but thanks for making the effort! ? Hey, I'm sure your ass was a cute little thing once upon a time, let's just leave it there.

Disturbing amount of water Michelle! What you reckon @Tym?

OMG ! I forgot about Marcel, now there were definitely a few cookies missing from his jar

I reckon it was tYm

Not for long, all the kids use the cheap discount bikes from the BigBox ChinaMarts™, their frames crack just about the time they get two blocks away....you should see the chop jobs kids do to get a motor on a BMX bike. ER in 3 2 ....??

This weekend is the first of my two weeks off work, so tomorrow the XR will have an oil change and Sunday i'll be riding the heavenly trails of wales, translated for Pete and Tym i'll be in their version of hell

I could be wrong, but one of those guards looks like a famous writer/comedian (who used to be in Not The Nine O'Clock News) who ended up in court over downloading child porn. He called another celeb to court saying he had told him he downloaded it as research for a script he was writing and the celeb (Paul Whitehouse I think) said he remembered no such thing.