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The first day of 2021 ended nicely! ?

Nice here, i hope to get the whole fleet out today. First up terror on a Tomos!

So in Bristol, England we are in Tier 3 at the moment. So after reading the gubberment guidelines ............ Where possible, you should stay local and avoid travelling outside your local area, meaning your village or town, or part of a city. People should continue to travel for reasons such as work, education, medical attention or if they have caring responsibilities. I decided to ride around Bristol and observe some of the street art. I decided on ignoring the Banksy's as I've seen those loads and loads of times and tried to find some new stuff. First off is this one which is about two miles from my house and I think it pays homage to St. George's park which is next door to it...... After that one I was struggling to remember where I had seen some others, I really need to write things down or make a note in my phone now that old age is rampaging through my two brain cells ? So there was nothing for it but to check out the boozers (public houses to our friends across the pond), we have some funky ones around here. This is the Full Moon, or it was 40 years ago when I used to frequent it on our pub crawl into town...... and here is another one of my old haunts, the Prince of Wales. Many an unsuspecting female student has been chatted up in there by me and my mates At this point I'd like to make a request to the owners of diesel cars in Bristol............... CHANGE YOUR FUCKING FUEL FILTERS AND GET A SERVICE DONE YOU STINKING BUNCH OF WANKERS The amount of shitty diesel fumes I inhaled today made my stomach heave, no wonder I prefer to ride in the countryside ? and finally, a house by Jct2 of the M32, which as everyone knows is the greatest motorway in the UK ?

His Suzuki was nearly as tall as well...........

I don't know how Gaston Rahier even got on this thing back in 1985! But he won it......and with the bike busted up!

Its what's known as Rugged Individualism .

Well, if your snow looks like chit dont be surprised if it tastes like chit too.....

and made a video: At the end, while there is a bit of an @XTreme moment happening, Michael Jackson's "Dirty Diana" was actually playing in my Spotify in my helmet I visited that convent twice in two weeks, once with great weather and no camera battery, and this time with camera filming but the weather like you see here.

Used tampons on the bathroom floor Vs. Brother shagging? That's like the Batman Vs. Superman of evil

A couple of the blokes I go riding with down here have a friend doing it this year. He’s a privateer and it certainly takes some commitment to raise the funds, an unwavering determination to push on when the going gets tough and, of course, a shit load of ability. Keep your eye out for No84 Neil Hawker. He did it last year but had an accident that prevented him from continuing.

Yeh.....you're a smooth talking motherfucker to be sure Bruce!

This is true, he drives a bus and calls people cunt's at the same time

Sorry.... I sense I am getting on your nerves, I'll try to not be so annoying......try being the key word here.

Dakar rally is much like a woman, alluring and exciting at first, then the psycho bitch tries to kill you.

Never being married means im friends with all my exes and havnt any horror stories to report.

Maybe you guys could start a "let's talk about the ex's" thread........I'm so trying here, work with me guys. ? RALLY RALLY RALLY ?

Yes used to be some great pubs in town back then. Flicks was my regular Friday and Saturday the kind of pub that has live bands on and your feet stuck to the floor LOL

OK, back to the intended topic..... ?

Sadly no ride for me today. ? I know the part is just over in the city and will be here next week so I'll just keep working away on Bagheera. Also starting my next video, going to be another garage tent thing. I'm going to do 3 parts to keep the videos a bit shorter. For some reason I can babble when I'm working on the bike. ?

Dint even need my electric vest today thats not normal.

Hello potential friends, decided to broaden my horizons and join this forum.

Yes, she’s fine, bruised ego from having a broken wheel and lost confidence.

I had to look that up to sound informed on the internet.

I voted for SirFalls so Pete will have to look at snow.

If you still want to race in Africa, there are now a couple of rallies that do just so. Still the Dakar is an event I used to really look forward to it after Christmas and watch it on TV every day after dinner, and properly cried when Fabrizio died the day after his interview. It's not the same now, the bikes aren't the same, it seems like an endless baja race instead of the desert race it once was. I'm sure this modern pace isn't easy on the riders and they're still heroes but it just doesn't "smell" the same on tv, used to smell like Africa. Still, my favourite Dakar clip, not motorcycles though:

I;ll give it a try...lawyers fees.consulting services.judge ordered public service.restrainning ordered red flag all my guns are gone, rug rats wallet leaches, who wants to go to college!?! Why, just going to live in my basement anyways, motorcycles? lol....sex? lol... How am i doing so far?

I wasn't sure whether you were going to come out with that one Clive! But at least you did it subtly......."Mine used to shag my brother". I'm not sure if anybody's going to top that one.....it's certainly made my used jamrag seem somewhat trivial!

A long as its out doors and one at a time no group sex

I was married to Wife 1 then......you know what that's like! So does @Clive!

I want to get another bike, keep my Suzuki as well ..... keep looking at the hypermotard , is it an adventure bike ... hmmm , i'd have adventures on it so yeh it fooking is . nothing else at the moment is jumping out at me , except the twin concept, which i very much doubt will ever be put into production... come on Honda i'd buy it.

Second one looks more like a streetfighter to me! First one is very impressive.....but what does it weigh?

He changed his name so he could get away with fucking some bird in the dark behind the chip shop back in the 70's as I understand it. Then got confused about what his name was. So confused he eventually bought a Chinese bike!

Good god, the double-act has arrived like Christmas past! ? Welcome, Six30.....?

it looks ok , need to get out and look at stuff in the flesh ... when everything can open here, not in a rush to go get something but its on my agenda.

I've found over the years that Mods cause more problems than they solve......so there never will be a Mod gig here! There's no need......we're never going to be Buttrider!

@Six30......good to see you. For the rest of you, Six is an old friend of mine from another forum. And yes.....I do have friends funnily enough! He's another lifer so he knows the score!

That metal rule sounds a bit hard but whenever i had the cane it was because i had done something wrong and the warnings the teacher in the classroom hadn't worked. As much as i didn't like it i would liked it to still be in place as i new when i fucked about in school i could end up having the cane it was a good deterrent as the last two years before leaving school i cant remember having it. What deterrent teachers have now i don't know. Some of the pricks i see about now would certainly have benefitted from it i'm sure

None of us are perfect riders, we all fuck up on a bike doing something that tests us, got to get back on that horse. Im glad to hear she is ok. Sucks about the bike.

You can make them longer, if people watch, you can be a mini Spielberg for all i know, i met the guy in the 90's, he wasnt anything special. Sure had a hot wife, and his kids were all pretty too, wierd what money gets you...

On the bright side look how well y;all spell.

Best days of our lives having the birch across our back! Compulsory National Service is what would have sorted us out. How many times did I hear that fucking speech in my youth!

And it didn't work for me or you Pete

Borstal more like!

Excellent. Good views and editing too. Camera on the crash bar was my favourite. Shame about the rain, bet the views from the convent would have been great. I did skip through a couple of mins but that was because the misses kept yapping.

Since then, Craig tells the story oh how he went to school with Sirfallsalot and how one time “Fred” attended one of his talks

I went for Michelle’s photo as the colours are so dramatic. It just happens to have a Himalayan in it but that Dominatir pic ran it close for me.

Bizarre! Strangely enough so am I. Hospital for annual X-ray, bloods and scan. Will also try and see the vascular people while I’m there.

No don't, i like watching it but don't get much coverage of it here in the UK just pick up what i can on line. A guy i was in school with has entered a few times. I went to an evening where he gave us a talk about the event and how he got to enter it was very good. I was going to the bog later as he was coming out and he said hows it going Fred i was quite embarrassed as i would never had know who the hell he was if it wasn't for the event, Craig Bounds is his name https://www.motorcyclenews.com/news/2016/august/dakar-racer-craig-bounds-my-life-in-bikes/

This is why you kids sit at the other tables during the holiday meals too.. ??

@Tym's just getting to grip with his new age Michelle! Some of these old people can be difficult!