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Just waiting while the Himalayan is being serviced and thought I’d share these with you fine folk.

Guys, each one can submit one only, of one motorcycle you own. Just motorcycles! No multiple bikes, no bicycles, no boats (were old fashioned), no buses, no sewing machines, no washing machines I don't know how most people will cope, picture has to be just right, not too big, not too small, with the bike on a three quarters angle, and make it a pretty one because it'll be on the site forever and ever. On the plus side, you can submit a picture not taken this month. Also, make it a nice background, which probably means @XTreme will have to work hard to find one of his bike not in front of a ruined building site. Do take the chance you're probably either locked in by winter or covid to peruse your pictures looking for the ideal one. We'll have this closed on the 18th January, which will give everyone plenty of time. If we have plenty of nice pictures, we'll make it a vote and choose the better ones. PS: trollers, try and not turn this into 20 pages of talking about gobbling each other's cocks, I'll have to read it all ... PSS: to new members, welcome to Adventuremotorcycles.net, every month we have a vote and during December we have three. Older people like that because it reminds them of bingo.

And Butt riding to, or so i hear... my best guess is i never take pics at the angle you want. I looked and this is the best i found. are these better angles?

Why thank you sir..... ? I am taking notes for twat of the year 2021, as there seems to be more choices this year.... ?

This is the place to share all the new add-on's to your bike, be it shiny pieces or just a fun farkle! ? -------------- Well I have decided to hold off on buying a second bike for now. But Bagheera's birthday is coming up, so I thought I should get him something. He will finally be able to breath properly and he will look good with his new bling. ?

Demand a pay rise. Pete is just a jack booted hyena oppressing the general proletariat, although I bet his jack boots are immaculate.

Good point Pedro......I don't think that's an activity we want to encourage here! After all, there's other forums which are full of cocksuckers out there! Tell 'em @Tym

That's what she said.....

Would you use pics like these? Do you want less background more bike?

Once again I've got to apologise to @Grasshopper's Ride for the deviant filth that gets posted on here!

Your bikes falling over.

Ha ha don’t be fooled by that smile, I used it to trap innocent ladies. ?????

I found the problem, the GPS had the word "Adventure" on it, and it got stuck in the "Turn Right at the next Starbucks" mode.

Now as you know, the BOTM (Bike of the Month) winner gets their bike in the header for a month. The problem is that because of the height restrictions for the header (cos you can't have it coming right down the page).......pics have to be taken from a distance which tends not to look that good. So I've come up with the idea of moving BOTM winner elsewhere "below the fold" and running with an eye catching graphic in the header instead. There are top quality images I could use there......but I'd like to personalise it a bit by using members' bikes textured into it. So here's the way forward! @Pedro will start a new thread where you can submit your entry......one member gets one entry. So if you have multiple bikes you have to select one only. To get a decent number of bikes in the graphic we ideally need a front view showing a bit of the side......something like this..... And try and have some sort of decent background immediately behind the bike. Not taken in front of a Dumpster, or a public toilet or something! Obviously the site is adventure based so some good offroad ones would suit, but we also need road ones too. So even if your bike doesn't fit in the adventure/dualsport/enduro genre it's still eligible. Even @Tym's mopeds qualify......but @BusBoy's boat and @Buckster's bus don't. I know this site is a bit different to others in many ways......but boats and buses are just too surreal! At this stage I can't say how many bikes we'll get in there.......cos we can't jam them in. I'd estimate about 6. Ultimately it may come down to a vote.......so you need to find your best shot and in the highest quality that you can. Don't post your entries here..... @Pedro will start a new thread for that. But if you have any ideas that may be useful then let's hear them! Once again, another initiative that puts ButtRider in the shade! Tell 'em @Tym

It's Pedro it is......he's spending so much time with Spaniards these days he's turning into a Lazy Dago!

I was going to comment how cosy it looked in there but I'll keep my gob shut as I can't get in my sheds.

It's ok, I've put myself in the corner.

Second pic is a cracker......great quality too.

Maybe he got off on the wrong foot this morning...?

Did you forget your meds today Bob? ?

Business at the front party at the back

.....and everybody else's food as well by the look of it!

Fucking hell......you're a fat bastard Rich!

Just for you @Grasshopper's Ride

you off to fetch then.?

This thread is about the Header Image......not men having oral sex with each other. Keep your gobbling in the Sodomy thread FFS!

To small to even remember.??

Why not you did a good job last time I put something in your mouth ?

Don’t you go putting things in my mouth Rich.?

No.....we need to show a cross section of bikes that's representative of the membership. I don't want it to look like some sort of drop-in centre for Pretentious Beemer Fuckwits and Fashion Victims!

Fuck off, he’d think I was gay. ?

I think it more likely he had the tap on the shoulder from the grim one himself saying it was time to shuffle

Good point mate, just popping out for some hair extensions. It may take a while. ?

I imagine she mostly complained about your haircut? ?

I though the Enfields could be repaired and mainained with a pointy stick and a medium sized rock...

If i had an exhaust like that on my KLR i could carry another long gun scabbard.

Wow, a shed.....that's posh!

So as promised I did indeed get out on the bike for a while in a nice and tropical 6⁰c. In the videos when I get round to actually posting them you might actually notice some snow around still. Took a ride from home through town then down on to Seaham, Horden, blackhall colliery then I turned and headed for home along the lovely A19 Only a short one 35 odd miles but was good to be out on the bike Pics: 1) me and Kwaka ready for the off 2) Seaham beach car park 3) crimdon beach car park

Some deep questions remain. 1. Who; Who was Julian, who did Eddie ass fuck in Kansas City, and its not a who but a butt, are Carlo's stacked rocks, still stacked... The internet has a black hole...

No.....they should be belted with a pointy stick and a medium sized rock.

Bruce is colour blind.......for 15 years he's been saying my previous helmet was purple.

That's a sort of "What is the Meaning of Life" type question Tym! We'll never know the answers to those.

Rumbled.

Well it sounds to me like you ought to buy some more, they probably wont be in as good condition as me

You're not the first woman to tell him that Michelle!

And originally I did have ginger facial hair and eyebrows.......but my hair was brown with a slight auburn tinge in certain lights. But the problem with ginger in the genes is it keeps replicating. You can't stop it. The 3 sons from the first marriage were all ginger.....but so was my first wife, that's the perfect storm really. With the second marriage and a dark haired wife......I hoped it wouldn't rear it's ugly head! However...... Number 5 son (29) in NL: Number 4 son (32) in Poland.......where Ginger is very rare: And it appears my youngest grandson in the pic is showing signs of Gingerism as well. As I said......you cannot fucking stop it.

Says Mullet Man from Ponty!

I know what you mean about talking on video and hate hearing myself speak but i must say you sounded perfectly natural and very good English with no profanities unlike that uncouth bastard from Swansea