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I've just wasted my evening looking for this photo i hope you all appreciated it LOL. my first car and me with hair but i didn't think it made me look like a twat And the girls didn't mind it either

This is my Dad, sometime in the early sixties. That was the first bike I ever rode on, he took me out on the back across the moors , no helmets or any other bike gear. I suppose I was about 8 years old and I can remember that it frightened me at first but I loved the freedom of it. My dad never got to see me ride a motorcycle as he died when I was 15, I often wonder if he would of approved of my biking.

So hard to pick one..... This one seems to have the angle you were looking for. ?

......of being in existence! As you recall, I only started the show going again cos we were all locked up! I really didn't expect it to last longer than 3 months......I always thought that once everybody got released then that would be it. But I got that wrong didn't I? Like all the other things I've managed to get wrong when it comes to forums. Yes it's true...I've been fucking up forums since 2002. Consistently! So given the past, and looking at the drivel that's posted here now......I'm amazed you're all still here! And why is everybody still as fucking stupid as they were all those years ago? I don't know about you......but some days I look at this place and feel like I want to flounce! We need a Flouncing Floater in our midst I'd say! So.....how are we doing so far? What are we doing right? What are we doing wrong? How are we different to other forums? And most importantly, are we still stuck in the shallow end of the gene pool?

since you asked: If we manage to not turn every thread into the same hijacking repetitive mayhem like a few years ago, it'll continue to be ok. Repetitive trolling is what annoyed me in previous iterations, some days here remind me of that, more of that now than a month or two ago. I am a little bit disappointed that the "emotions" option you use to react to posts or threads sometimes may take away from people actually commenting on something they like. For example; in ride reports, some people sometimes put effort into composing a decent presentation, be it with photos or text. They do that trying to share stuff with others, I think actually reading people's comments is what you should get back from it. I do like that I "know" and have friends in people I haven't actually met, simply from hanging out in the same place with them for decades. If most didn't live in a rain pestered island where people drive on the wrong side of the road I might even visit

I've only had nice cars, I'm almost sorry for it but did make myself look like a twat in a couple of them, though First was my 1986 320i, it had aircon and ABS, and open top, I loved it. It looked amazing with sparkling chrome but I did look like a twat when I threw it backwards into a grass field and then had to beg a farmer to drag it out in the rain. Same as the one below but BRG. It was an attractive car. Then came a Golf TDI, it was pretty great and I loved it, made me look like a twat by going through a corn field in it. No damage but corn bits fell off for a week. Did my first laps of the Nurburgring on it and drove it from Portugal to the Nordkap, that's a proper road trip. My car parked next to a cabin in Norway: Then another Golf TDI, never looked like a twat in that one except by being myself. No pictures of it. By then, I was doing big miles for work, and got my favourite car for driving around the roads on, my 320D touring, I liked that one a lot, with fancy alcantara interior. It was quite fast once mapped. Never crashed it either, drove it from 70 to 320.000km. Here it is in a frosty Germany with my brother in it: Sadly, I sold the 320d before it needed big work and took a great deal on my dad's previous car, a 3 liter diesel. It's been reliable, quite fast but handles like a boat. I look like a twat every time I drive it, but it's comfy. I crashed it twice by my own fault over the last couple of years. Both times approaching the week when Maria passed. One time I was crying and didn't notice an incoming car, the other I fell asleep on the motorway. It's a nice car, though, here it is looking rather poorly: Then there's Maria's car, which is mine for as long as her parents wish it to be, it goes back to them at their will, I'm quite attached to the thing: And, lastly, my 318ti, which I bought to prep and use on the Nurburgring. It's done quite a big number of laps, and was one of the fastest small engined cars around the place when I used to basically live there when not working in Portugal. It's underpowered but quite the weapon back then when the track used to be very technical. I've looked like a twat in it a couple of times, but never more than when I was drifting in the rain and beached it halfway through the Karoussell, it was quite embarrassing and a good laugh specially as the guy I had passed earlier in the lap came past laughing so hard he was probably crying, and clapped

@Skippy.......aren't you finding this a bit spooky that Bob can identify everywhere you've ever been based on puddles and road surfaces?

I know you married guys want to know the secret, how did i stay free all my life, well, here goes. Being single means i;ve disappointed every women i have ever met in life. Top that buddies! from the book: Secrets to lifelong freedom. Lipchits Press.

Now Pete, we call those places "ass"isted living facilities with emphasis on the ass part when in England.

You fuckers are all related.?

I remember now, i dint get the boots with all the cool chain me to a bed belt buckles. Sorry @Grasshopper's Ride On the bright side they are black, and look like boots.

I'm quite happy with the way it's been going, I have to say that Michelle's contributions have brought a whole different perspective to things ? even if she hasn't shown us her hairy arse so far

Because we are so bored with life at the moment we will like any old crap, why do you think i like the crap you post

I saw this on Twitter tweeted by Nick Ferrari........one of the fucking idiot announcers on LBC! He was ranting on about the Covid restrictions and said "We didn't close pubs and theatres during the war". An NHS Hospital Doctor replied: "I was unaware that pubs and theatres were a breeding ground for the Luftwaffe".

He's a twat i cant show him nothing without him saying, "I've been here before" its just not right an Englishman showing a Welshman around his own country. If he was on mastermind his specialist subject would be trails of the world

Post up the ones you want in the smiley thread and I'll sort something out skyrider! What's next.....B&W Tellies? VHS Camcorders? 8 Track Cartridge Stereos?

OK...... @Sir Fallsalot what's Bob like at spotting tracks and trails?

Is that a positive then?

They are sweet cars to drive, I think they have just the right size and proportions for a midsize car. Glad she likes them. My brother's E30 still looks like an E30 too, even though it scares me with big semi slicks and 320hp. It's not aerodynamic enough for the speeds it does.

What yours?

Fuck em, they’re ugly looking things close up, unless of course you come from Wales where beauty is in the eye of the beholder ??

Cant, im not a Tucker, its bad luck, just boots, and did i mention they are black.

We can't tell much from that photo Tym, show us the whole boot(s)

ok i will go with the flow ?

You're a poor man's @Buckster you are!

When I rode into town on my GT380 there was a fucking Vaginal Tsunami!

Old Shame what women do to some men, isnt it Pete. Only Players are safe from them!

My life would certainly have been different that's for sure. I've spent 41 out of my 66 years married (7 and 34)......plus an additional 4 years living together with the second wife. That's 21 years of freedom.......and for the majority of those I had no pubes!

Its hard to look a sheep skin without thinking about the poor life that sheep had in Wales only to be a seat cover after death...

I sure hope your new boots come soon @Tym Your unstable contributions are missing from our daily content and now....... I see Cheeks is in third and coming up my rear quickly, I don't think I am comfortable with this. ?

A whole shoal of mullet. Thin or thick lipped?

any good ?

Pink bike.

What do you mean used to.?

I love Fazers......had 3 of them!

Not allowed here against fire and planning laws.?

The boots made it there before i did!?!

Let out early today then Swagman! @Tym.......did you know Swagman is incarcerated in an Old Folks Home? The poor old fucker isn't even allowed to keep his bike there. Tell 'em Swagman!

on the upside Tym it's your life so you can do as you please.

Well if you get lonely Pete can help.?

That’s a nice looking young girl.?

You must be so organised Pete, I've just been rooting around to try and find a photo of a Ford Capri (i had three of them ) but failed miserably .

i always seem to end up converting my dirt bikes to motards

Tracking says they are in Waterford, either thats the next town over or the UK.. We;ll find out by 11 i hope. I'm dreaming of lots of buckles!

1973.......with a Ford Capri!

"Cheeks is in third and coming up my rear" Yea, you're getting it.

I got fairly close a few times. Falklands.

Athens, Ohio ? I was born in Athens! I graduated from OU ! Hard to believe another Bobcat is on here. Welcome! edit: Not a bad area to ride for those that haven't been down that way...