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I went looking for a photo of my Dad on one of his bikes but unfortunately I have none. I did find a pic of me looking stylish with one of his bikes at an old farm we lived on.

Here's a older one of my Blue Blackbird in Oregon. The building is the old world war 2 blimp hanger. the next one is the Columbia river where it meets the Pacific ocean. Grand Canyon shot Old gas station in Utah Bonneville Salt flats in Utah I loved that Blackbird, It was simply bullet proof. Sold it to a friend with 160000 kilometers on the clocks. Over 100000 kilometers on it alone came from touring across Canada and the States a bunch of times.

Quote from that link's title: "The Welsh have the biggest penises in the UK, measuring 6.56 inches (16.66cm) Despite being blessed with the largest genitals, they have the worst sex lives"

I even like the colour.

I just got back from a beautiful sunny ride through the forest. Plan on riding tomorrow and Sunday if possible. I need to finish up Part 2 of my Bearings YouTube video for launch tomorrow. Then start Part 3, one video a week is a bit crazy for the editing I need to do. But my fans demand it.......

Many years ago I used to drive something like this. I mean come on, who drives a truck called GUY ?

With spots.?

Fuckmine, I just nodded off during that boat/mooring argument

Me, my son and my first Africa Twin around 1995. I think he's wearing his superman cape. Also my oldest granddaughter and my now grown up son's left arm in 2018.

I LOVE TRUCKS, but I'm a bit like a dog, if it has wheels I chase it..... Here is one I would like......hello sexy! ?

Six and the Mods on another forum......

you should be afraid of the big Romanian wanting to ride to deserted places with you and give you his "protection "

Honda placed first and second. Seems it took them quite a few events to iron out the kinks but they're pretty strong now. Good to see, it's always good to have brand competition. Peterhansel just won his 14th Dakar now, in a car. What a legend the guy is! Al Attiyah is one of the world's best sand drivers, so mustn't have been easy. Although I dislike Saudi Arabia as a Dakar host, it's good to see Arabian sand, it's closer to the original Sahara than the American one, and having two sand masters getting first and second in the cars is no coincidence.

look very sturdy and well made . That carpet , does it fly , if yes will you sell it ?

There was dust on my Beak! Gone now! Cos that sort of shit can get you killed!

You don’t do to bad Pete you seem to get out and about quite a bit, helps I suppose as the weather there is a tad better than here to cold wet and miserable here so my bike stays off the road, no MOT at the moment so with the weather as it is I won’t test it till later?

Can't not see that and not whistle the theme song in your head.

No they all moved from Wales to Granada.?

And for the first time since Xmas I should be out! Sunday in particular is looking pretty good! I can't leave Andalucia......so crossing into Murcia is out of the question! Apart from that I'm good to go! And I really need to get out after the crazy weather we've endured! So what are you lot up to?

Love the ram, I will be replacing the jag with a pickup just unsure about which one ?

What’s up got withdrawal symptoms after losing your TOTY crown, Twat.

Wrapped up tight she;ll do over 200mph in a free fall.

It looked like a little button mushroom

We don’t go out much usually a Sunday and Wednesday as the daughter is off work those days, there are usually 4 some Sundays 5 of us the wife pillion daughter and a 74year old git who rides a MT 10 or his ZX10 ninja and another mate on a Tracer, there’s always a food stop involved sometimes two or sometimes a bike dealers.?

That parting is getting wide Pete mines going the same except it’s not white.?

I missed the dick pic , was it impressive

I haven't been pale for 15 years......my skin is much darker now than it was back in Britain. My hair is also much whiter!

If that's what it takes to get the fuck out of Cardiff then it's worth it!

Can't go too far Pedro.....I'm always on call and I have other commitments here due to Ali's osteoarthritis! It's a man's life as a modern Pensioner!

A pale white welshman with the bubonic plague and ginger pubes ?

I don't know the area well, but Andalucia alone must be plenty of space for some pretty long day rides, even if you plan on leaving in the morning and only come back home 4 or 5 hours later. Above 12º is pretty comfortable if it's sunny and you keep out of motorways. Is it too expensive or unavailable to get it connected to marina electricity and heating it up that way overnight? I will be home, going for a walk in the morning with my brother and Costa, and a little one in the afternoon. Portugal is on a lockdown so even though I would be not getting close to other people I don't really feel like being stopped by cops asking what my reason for being on the road is. Here, lockdown is within councils so you can't really ride anywhere if you stick to the rules. Although, as in everything portuguese we are the best at giving unclear orders, on the portuguese government website it states "there is a mandatory duty to stay home", for fucks sake, either it's mandatory or it's a duty! I'll be staying with my family over these two or three weeks (I hope) so don't really want to bring the bug home either. I'll be bored, may start reading a book.

These dont have much leather, just alittle suede on the inside, the rest is plastic, @Pedro was right, bonded tupperware made by mattel kinda stuff.

I ordered decent weather but it must have got lost in the post.

Auschwitz and Oradour-sur-Glane probably two of the most moving places that I’ve ever visited.

I would like you to write stuff about your life, seems like it'd make some great reading. Also, amazing high school bike.

No. It wasn’t part of the plan. I was on my way home from Nordkapp, September and hotels were really cheap. Always bloody raining though until I got down towards Lithuania. In fact it was the same most of the way to Auschwitz except for a couple of afternoons.

Strawberry blonde then i'm not going back in for a closer look

This is my Dad, sometime in the early sixties. That was the first bike I ever rode on, he took me out on the back across the moors , no helmets or any other bike gear. I suppose I was about 8 years old and I can remember that it frightened me at first but I loved the freedom of it. My dad never got to see me ride a motorcycle as he died when I was 15, I often wonder if he would of approved of my biking.

Sounds like a shitty time, cold and rain for days until you get to a concentration camp, hope you had a good time though.

Bad luck! It's doable (because I've done it). Just be prepared to have those carbs in and out more often than @XTreme's teeth.

Bet she’s still in stitches.?

Why not just buy a decent bike.??

And Wise Old Retro knows who's Mr Smooth don't you Rog?

no only leather like it says on the tub

So you're 5'6"" with a 23" inside leg......and I'm around 5'11" with 35" inside leg. I think I got some of your legs somehow! I used to get strange looks from bike salesmen who were taller than me when they would sit on a bike and be on tippy toes......and suggest the lower seat for me. Then I'd sit on it with both feet on the floor and legs bent! They'd just look me up and down bewildered.

Got a pair ordered, I’m a weird size, but everything related to productions and dates is messed up and delayed.

Near Misso, Estonia at the Russian border. Grim weather.

I do miss the days when I could ride both of these....in the same day....

How many Suzuki DR's can you get in one garage ? This was taken about four years ago. I had two 650's at the time and was transferring all the farkles from one to the other before selling the older bike, on the right is the last 350 I owned (now gone but up for sale by the new owner).

My driveway in the 90's. Mine is the GS500, a simple bike, but it was fun on the coastal highways. ?