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Of course there is no dilemma anymore, a choice has been made and my new ride arrives tomorrow (today for most of you) (Friday). I doubt I will be getting very much sleep tonight.... Super excited. I will introduce my new bike tomorrow. ?

I use Facebook to promote my YouTube videos. I also enjoy sharing photos with bike groups. I go there to just see bikes....lots of different people in different places on bikes. I have come to know a few people, but only because we all post a lot of photos. I have the most fun with people from this forum on Facebook..... I have been on a few other forums and none are fun. Some are too big and there is just no point in keeping up with yet another conversation about which oil is best. Some are just dead, the people are scared to joke around and are way too serious. A smaller active forum full of twats is exactly what I was looking for.....and I have found YOU! ?

Working being a crawling twat.

Hey I thought you loved the Canadian way? I thought of putting up my new bike, but I don't know all the good angles yet. I don't even have a name. We have to meet and get acquainted. ? I'll save it for next month, and smoke All Y’all....

Don't get me wrong them sheep do look amazing but......its still wrong unless you're a welshman

You axed for it!

You would be better off admitting to being mackem than a southern pufta.

So, there is a forum where people are getting banned left and right for inviting people to a second forum. So these people gather on the second forum and their main topic of conversation is the banning on the first forum?

Something is wrong, it's friday evening here too

Bunch of stalkers!

It's going to be a busy weekend here and I have way too much energy for an old lady. The sun is out for delivery day, but first to take Bagheera for a ride this morning, just to let him know he is still loved. Then the new baby comes this afternoon. ? I need to finish Part 4 of my Bearings series video, you won't want to miss this one, there will be grease and shafts! ? Bagheera needs some work, no surprise there. I need to insurance the new one, then hopefully the weather holds and I can break in some new sport tires.......ohhhh it has been awhile....slow and steady. ?

Have you seen on some forums when you post an Intro thread......and someone always comes along and says "Welcome to The Madhouse?" Then when you look at the posts and threads they're like "What's your Favourite Cheese?", "What temperature should I store my Babycham?", or "Post your favourite Elizabeth Taylor pics". I look for madness but I never find any! None! It's boring as fuck, and everybody's miserable and complaining about everything. I don't know about you guys, but I go on forums to have a laugh. Not get fucking depressed.

Wait, when Grass puts up her new bike, she;s a freaking shoe-in ya know...Even a Canadian couldnt fuck this up.

I am now curious as to try and see if that other place has a few less twats than here, seems like they're having a good couple of weeks of heading in the right direction

So can some longtermers answer Rich's question? Is he going to get screwed over for sending a PM with a forum link or anything trivial of that nature? My personal feeling is we've never operated that way. Everything has always been very transparent. Yes....I know I've banned loads over the years......in fact I've retired more men than Social Security. But that was only as a last resort when all other attempts at reasoning with them had failed. I mean, how many chances did Flouncing Floater get FFS? I've banned people who are actually members here now, I've demoted people who are here now! They were all friends of mine but I had no other option. Essentially, everybody has to conform to the same standards.....including me! But let's be honest......we don't set the bar particularly high do we?

We send a big bubble out to retrieve that member and they are brought back to be beaten with wet noodles.

Did a pic in honor of Neil Peart

Well having been a good boy all week and done some administrative shit followed by general household bollocks I’m off out tomorrow and I don’t care if it’s windy, wet, cold or cloudy. Of course, it will be none of these, it will be warm and sunny. We’re still restricted to 120 sq miles but can’t complain so I’m off exploring the local dirt tracks.

Pedro should have got the mod gig! Its friday night here...

Christ.....your sending him porn now be very careful

Who or what am I working ?

Way to work it Rich! ?

It was me! Ren's not capable of coming up with ideas! He's a dab hand with smilies and copy and paste though.

Give it a bit of a wipe over......there was a Dust on my Beak situation! Ready to rumble now......weather permitting of course!

Well to be classed better than you at something is fucking brilliant, do I get a prize as well.?

Right now its the same temp here as Frozen Nipple Alaska

I have work tomorrow morning then changing the rear brakes on my mates van apart from that I plan to recover from this week's work and do as little as I can get away with

Plenty of bodies laying around here we dont need to snatch them, we actually have a queue for swampland space in New Jersey.

So where's that Twat @Swagman today? Got himself bevied last night and now Matron has put the kybosh on him.

That's getting my vote!

What a god awful sounding list of what you people shove in your pie holes.

Thing is I'm not a makem I'm originally from London ?? twat

Topic specific forums (i.e. motorcycles) will always attract a majority of like-minded people. Couple that with the fact that most riders are pretty good people, Bruce excepted, and you have a much more enjoyable place to hang out. Unfortunately, that also hampers the amount of different discussion that takes place on FB. Maybe if the forum software was configured to display conversations similar to how FB does it, it might be more inviting. On FB, you only have to load the app and you are hit with every single conversation the algorithms can throw at you. I liken it to my restaurant experiences with the club i ride with - everyone is talking at the same time so the noise level is high. Forums like this are more like polite, mature conversation where you listen before speaking. well, mostly.

Do you have to ask?

Well @Clive hasn't been nuked yet.....maybe he could broker a trade there? So if we offered Pedro as a trade.......which of their members should we ask for? The Human Spellchecker doesn't seem to want any part of this place (and who can blame him)......so who's over there that has any value to us?

Let's have more entries! If you've got a pic taken this month then get it posted!

Fuck off you Mackem cunt. Happy?

I think he meant to write hes just pissed himself again, or that his bag is full and needs emptied but he forgot hes on here and that he didnt tell it to a nurse

You honestly don't want to go there if your a member of any other forums it just doesn't wash with them

Bagheera was in the tent (garage) for the beginning of January, but we did manage to get out on a few sunny days. ?

Here you go folks, my poor effort.

Just a green meadow, really, but I like it.

Top Man Pedro! OK.....I'll kick it off with some hardcore Rugged Individualism!