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Only on your belly? Are you sure? Come on, there must be a few other bald spots where you could stick it..... ?

I think he's a sick deviant myself Michelle!

Once again I've got to apologise for Bruce's behaviour @Grasshopper's Ride

I'm looking forward to visiting my regular dogging spot their going to be gagging for it

This is a Canada topic not a Fantasy Island topic Bruce.

Well you were the one that said you wanted a gobble from, and were willing to stick your dick into any orifice of Elijah Wood! Once again, apologies to @Grasshopper's Ride for having to ensure Bruce's sick depravity! But you're in good company.....cos I'm sure it was @MooN who said he wanted to fuck a Thai ladyboy some years ago on MB!

Bruce has a long history of cock sucking.

I’m going to shock the world by taking photographs of my bike outside castles.

I think everybody here went to state schools.....except Ren. He went to a private school apparently. Considering how fucking thick he is they should have had a refund!

Back to ride outs with mates visit bike shops, cafes, the beech, cafes, garden centres with cafes, bike servicing cleaning maintaining, ten minutes a week gardening, when it’s raining visit these places in the car, take away, chip shop, basically going to ride drive but most importantly stuff my face with grub that someone else has cooked, I can’t wait, o we are also booked to go to Cornwall in May if it is possible, was booked for last year but they carried booking to this year.?

So you want a gobble from Shania Twain's drummer?

Little Guy will agree.., Bruce is a wanker.

.....and Covid has gone (hopefully), what are you going to do that you can't do now? Trip on the bike? Down the pub for a skinful? Importuning outside public conveniences? It's going to be back on the abandoned railway stations for me......and meet up with @Skippy and @DangerRuss58 at some point. What about you?

That's the evidence Bruce! I would say @Buckster's TOTY title is in serious jeopardy now!

I reckon that drummer's packing more than you bargained for Bruce

I meant the humour, Pete, joking about you all nitpicking sexy rockstars

yeah come on @Bruce anymore places you want that drummer.?

I do like Cornish rattler.??

Now Bruce, there you go making assumptions again.....assuming every lady has a pair of knickers on.... We go o'natural here in Canada...fresh and free they call us... ? ? I crack myself up......lol

Riding , camping and having a drink with like-minded mates, ooooooooooh and some trail-riding of course .

Well at least i rode this month, this year, this decade...

I was pointing out what an impressive drummer Shania Twain had......I've no idea WTF you're going on about Bruce?

Thats funny i was the same way till one day my nephew who;s a cook at some pretty high end NYC places ordered a hawaiian, i tried a piece and i liked it!

It would seem while we have the weather and the restrictions still allow we are are riding every Wednesday. now last Wednesday I managed to go round a roundabout the wrong way this week I managed to lose the group and get totally lost, The meeting place was a petrol station just outside the town of Sax which is around 92 km from my home, had to be there by 10am so an early start, and this time I left filling up the tank till I arrived at the meeting point. this proved not to be my best decision of the day as with over 40km to go the fuel light was flashing like mad at me and when I did fill her up she took just over 20 litres on a 23 litre tank, cutting it close. On the trip to the petrol station I used my SJ8 pro action cam as I had been having trouble with the sound from it and if you watch the vid I still was, I think I have sorted it out now along with the frame rate and sharpness. We set off in pairs as per the restrictions here and about half way to the destination while going through a town I noticed a police car so I hung back so as not to give the impression we were all travelling together, the problem was there was a roundabout and two junctions where I had no idea which way they had gone as I had lost sight of them, I was then stopped by two very nice policemen on motorbikes to have a little chat there job was to try and talk to bikers and just calm them down a bit as there had been too many incidents on the mountains roads since the weather had improved. The only thing I could do was to put in the destination in the sat nav and try to catch up with the other three which I did I waited just outside Castell de Castells on the CV709 and 30 minutes later they turned up, we then made our way to a rest stop which looked remarkably like a closed camp site, From that point on I used my go-pro which now seems to be behaving itself.....Roll on next Wednesday god knows what's going to go wrong then!! 1000km clocked p in 3 weeks so far, bike is in for its annual service in a weeks time better be back by Wednesday....Just did a google search and the campsite is "Zona Recreativa El Castellet" looks like its been closed for a while??

No.....it's a bloke! When he started with her he was male....now he/she is female. And I knew it was a bloke all along Bruce......I threw that in to see who I'd catch. I didn't expect it to be you though.

well that's reassuring at least, I was fairly sure it wasn't me.

Makes you glad not to be in the EU.

I dont think it was @MooN @XTreme

Yes but he may get more than a handful

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/orgy-france-raid-covid-curfew-paris-b1795894.html

Bruce can handle it.

What sexy rockstars? I just put up a vid by a Canadian artist as it's the Canada thread and then Bruce started making lurid suggestions about Shania Twain's drummer. Come to think of it.....I'm sure Bruce said he went to a Private School. That explains it!

Shania is much more of a woman all the bits in the right places for me, you can keep the drummer

Over? lol.

And I will be joining in the six nations watching whilst consuming vast quantities of cider?

Well the six nations starts this weekend so I shall be having a rugby fest in front of the tv tomorrow and drinking cider.................

I´ll do nothing, this weekend.

Not sure what @Grasshopper's Ride will make of this!

What?

This was not something I liked until I was a grown up lady, and now I think it is yummy! Hawaiian pizza Hawaiian pizza, also known as pineapple pizza, is a pizza topped with tomato sauce, cheese, pineapple, and either ham or bacon. Sam Panopoulos claimed that he created the first Hawaiian pizza at the Satellite Restaurant in Chatham, Ontario, Canada in 1962.

Well let’s hope the same applies to this virus @Tym.?

Better not.....he'd just shit his pants when you're least expecting it.

Today’s view from the cockpit having taken a shortcut to the shops.

Co vid? lol

We lost all Irish members of the team shortly there after! Warning, no Black Arai XD was harmed during adventure!

Reporting back from the Long Dark Winter...Old signs of life before lockdown have been discovered.

I once replied to that in great extent, searching my invoices and everything, but now I forgot. For a basic oil + filter + diff oil + air filter or brake fluid I think it's about 200€. I've paid 150 but forgot what for. Not really sure anymore. I usually do other stuff, like plugs every 20.000, or mixing tire changes with the maintenance, I got lost. So far I think I've gotten good value with most things maintenance related on this bike.