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The artic chill is headed our way too, but today was sunny so got Charlotte out again....I can not stop riding her. ? The CBs looks so pretty sitting by the pier.

New tool box arrived today it's a bit bigger than i thought it was going to be took two of us to lift it when empty, filled it with shitty old tools think i might do some shopping ?

fukmine, imagine seeing that turning up in the port!

I am free to go wherever the hell I like within the country, just so long as I'm home by 6pm ( it's like being back at fuckin school I'm telling you, 6pm cerfew!)

well he's not allowed out is he? Going slowly bonkers I bet. do you remember that ad campaign years ago when they sold off shares to british gas? " If you see Sid, tell him..." well I reckon theres currently a si;ilar campaign to let the country out of lockdown but not tell Bruce. " If you see Bruce, don't tell him..."

Swagman out on an Old Folks day trip!

I've never been in a table like that Not even when I'm alone

It's kinda odd when no one else at the table is drinking and you're sitting there on your fifth beer during dinner. Makes ya look like a drunk as it is.?

That curfew has fuck all to do with covid, that's just to keep you off the streets after dark

Maybe he'll sail over one day.....with a boatful of these twats!

naaah, much safer

Not in the flesh as 'twere, but we've spoken on the phone a while back when he stepped up in his inimitable way and helped me out with some stuff. ( but don't remind him cos I still haven't returned the favour and I'd hate for him to think that I haven't forgotten...?)

You've never met Bruce have you Chris? Cos that ship sailed years ago!

You been searching for that for ages?.

You may fucking laugh but they have a minibus, but no I’m not paying some old cunt to take me in a bus driven by an old bastard that probably can’t see fuck all.?

No but it spits pretty good

You da man, may your Gonads grow bigger by the day

Cos my mate Tony has been up and put the Puck on for me! He brought some other stuff with him as well......I think he called them "Tools?" Anyway.....the job is done! Big lump of rubber at the bottom of the stand and it seems to do the job. ? I gave him the link to sign up here......course I haven't told him what a sad bunch of fucking wankers you lot are!

I needed to run the bike as most of the last month or two has been a wipeout with the weather. Having said that, it wasn't too clever today either. 8c, black clouds, mist, strong winds and when I was out I even got a couple of spots of rain on the visor! And I had to deal with another hazard.......cos I even had to overtake a couple of cars too! Obviously I also had to be careful not to go outside the town perimeters due to the restrictions in place! Add all that lot up......and you've got The Perfect Storm! It was the time for testicular fortitude on a truly industrial scale!

The Twat of the Year who doesn't have a camera! Calls everybody a cunt! Even the passengers on his bus!

Looks sweet!

I think this overly enthusiastic welcome by everyone is scaring people off.

Everybody tells me that!

c'mon Bob, get with the program mate... ?

Does your camel spit No... Your camel just spit. Not my camel.

Don't they take you all out for a trip in their minibus?

Well I can go 7 miles to the supermarket and back, but sod it i’ll let them deliver it to me.

And you never will. They engineered it as a weapon and this is just a test run. Their viral weapons labs are in wuhon about a block away from the meat market where it supposedly started

Here ?

My mum is from Newcastle and we moved up this way so we could afford to live and not just pay everything we earn on housing and whatnot and the house we currently live in just happened to have everything we needed at a reasonable price and the rest is history

Looking like February here.

Well I'm very happy with the Puck! I forgot it was on and when I put the bike on the sidestand I thought there must be a stone underneath, because it didn't drop as low it was. So it took a bit of getting used to.....and the rubber really grips the road so there's no sidestand slip whatsoever. Plus it don't look wonky now.

Nothing gets by you! ?

You speak the truth wise one....

What can we learn from this? Never fuck with a Canadian thread just because everyone thinks they are always nice and are pushovers, they can and will kick your arse! Consider yours with a foot in it, butt, based on your posts, DA would be proud you took a whole foot.