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It was me. Pete asked me to contact you as he hadn’t had a shag for ages and fancied his chances.

Hmm well as a nurse who jacked it in a couple of years ago I’m dredging my memory banks for the name.. I think it might be ‘Imanarseitis’ the only cure is rear injection..

...and a few cool sunrises....

Morning all. Some of you I recognise from another forum and some of you sound quite appalling so I had to join up mainly due to coronavirus lockdown being so boring I might remove my own eyes with a teaspoon but also because there’s some fierce bitching going on here that I find very entertaining. Im live in Somerset, delayed getting a motorbike until I got to a “screw it I'm done doing what I supposed to do” age so am late to the party and making up for lost time. I remembered I missed xtreme yesterday when on the other place I said I didn’t know of any left wing horsey people. Oh yes I do, when’s he coming back? I’m bored. So I landed here (thanks for messages via Facebook to whoever you are on here) and the first thread I read demonstrates there’s bugger all chance of that. So here I am. Looking forward to contributing to your bullshit ‘Bitches’ thread soon ?

She is sending a male nurse called Leroy to help you with that.

He is into that.

Rocky Mountain Highs are famous, not so much staggering drunk in Glassco, songs arnt written about that so much.

To be fair both of you were ran out of your home countries by mobs with pitchforks. Pete for being overly ginger and Bruce for insisting on baring his hairy arse.

All I have this time of year are snow-scapes....

Even if you have had it on your nose in the past

I’m a fan of gentleman sausage it’s just the useless lump of skin that’s attached that can be irksome.

Great photo. But the whole things got and orange glow, is there a special camera filter for redheads? Blend it all in ?

Well Thankyou very much everyone for a marvellous first day. See you sometime tomoz. Goodnight strange internet people.

I remember taking them to the PO in Landrindod Wells back in 2004 to get them sent to you. The women behind the counter took one look.......screamed "Deathwings" and ran like fuck!

Looks like he's wearing an Ikea kitchen

i think bike equipment is getting out of hand no wonder modern bikes are so expensive

Hello Zummerset aye !! Ow be on young 'un ?

And a slut?

Ohhhh, just what I needed today. Thanks Bruce, I feel complete now......?

Now there is an understatement.......

My only forte is being the Ringmaster of a virtual freak show according to @Grasshopper's Ride.

Why not, I’m pretty sure they’d love a thread about a bunch of hormonal men who cant control themselves. Give them a chance to show off their arses and talk bollocks too ?

Ive read some threads and Ive checked the forum rules and I’m thinking someone’s going to have to contact admin. Theres not a lot of rules but it says- no stuff thats “inaccurate, abusive, vulgar, hateful, harassing, obscene, profane, sexually oriented...” Anyone one know how to refer admin... to the admin? ?

Oh “that there London type” as they refer to them around here. Say no more.

Au contraire Pete, I’ve just got the foreplay out of the way for you.

Maybe not, im not a fan of Rambo types, most of those guys are usually found in commuter parking lights with their Left blinker on. I watched 22 years of the military playing with their toys, met two actual tough guys, the rest were just average joe and janes doing Duty. Public Service-} {-Duty ..

Thanks @Skippy nice bike ? Goes without saying you have to be strange woman to hang around here. Hairy arse, is it some type of mating call? This place is more deranged than I thought!

So you are basically an organ donor? Not to mention another woman who does not realise her place on a motorcycle is the the pillion. Damn, this place is going downhill fast. Also a ginger sympathiser and now you have reached a true low by arriving here in the gutter of the internet.

Spring Flowers ?

I've had to buy some Tourances, used them a lot on the AT so was a fan of them for a long time. Went over to Avon Storm3D on the Versys, they lasted forever and were good in the wet too and it was only £150 for a pair. Unfortunately although Avon have the size on their website, I couldn't find any places selling the 19 inch diameter front for the 1200. So the Tourances are now sitting in my spare room waiting for the okay to ride anywhere I want and then I shall do so on new tyres with a round profile.

Cheers for that. American counterculture must be doing the rounds at the moment. I just bought Hunter S Thompson’s Hell’s Angels to read. Sonny Barger said he’s a chicken shit journalist who sensationalised everything to sell books. So we’ll see

How did you know my foreskin is fully intact? Are you that stripper that was at George the rapists birthday party?

Ah so this is the forum for misfits n rejects. Excellent.

I feel insulted being compared to that cum guzzling knob jockey, as to your other point I have the catalogues here.

The welsh are, when I think of exotic pillion bait it is something like Indonesian or Polynesian bints, for the welsh it is goats.

But everyone’s already on that one aren’t they?

What is that? Your only allowed visitation on certain days? ? Damn is being on here going to get me in trouble there?! Lol.

Well I’ll be honest it was your drivelling bullshit thread that tipped me over into joining you so perversely you’re attracting more of the weaklings you despise ? Just curious to see what it’s like down at the bottom of the gene pool, do you have a helper to type your posts for you or can you do that all by yourself? Also I didn’t realise he’s a ginge, I’m off.

Section for bitches? What century are you knuckle draggers from? Seems you’ve managed to accumulate most of the bitches on this thread and none of them are female.. well they weren’t til now ?

Hi Caroline......good to see you!

Boats are depreciating assets you;re underwater the moment you buy into them.

And money the admin needs to slap it’s fucking stupid moderators.

Ride Reports has now become an abandoned village!

Im liking @Pedro pics of Portugal, looking really nice, either you are hiding the bad parts or i just dunno...lol On the topic of service its easier and cheaper just to replace the motor in the KLR then it is to fix or maintain it....like 6 bolts, shes in and out.

I like it, if i was a homosexual or a bint I would probably buy one.

Those are some great pics guys. I;ll throw in some of mine from here butt, snore, boring to be honest. I dont have many just nature shots anyways it appears. This is the start of the Connecticut River. I think that mound of dirt moved!!! ! Not anymore! This is the end of the Connecticut River, thank you.