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my little dancer will stand in...

I hate this place and I hate all of you, especially Bruce.

Crikey. Frying pan, fire. Well I need you to keep the place going Pete. I’m exceptionally bored with this lockdown now and so far this place has been fun and the only place Ive visited that has folk from around the globe (rather unique given theres no youtube account attached). Plus if you shut it down I’ll never get to bug grasshopper about how to take a good photo and I’ll miss out on Pedros recipes! Its a dull month ride wise, always has been but chuck in a lockdown on top and everyones crazier than ever!

Is your working week based on the number of intact limbs you have? (Asking for a friend.)

I had to deliver a parcel to a Somerset village today so took the opportunity to go on the bike.....

I'm sorry to hear that Clive has gone but I for one certainly don't want this place to close. Where else am I going to get called a gimp in such a fine way as I do by Bucky

It's got to be Tym, that'll sort out the fluff from the weed Good luck to the both of you btw ?

Well that’s a bummer.

I have been away for a few days due to work. I am sad to come back and read this. I would like to see this place carry on, it has potential, I can see it, but then I am a bit damaged in the head.

The distance mustn't be easy if what ails Allie is so painful. Hope it goes well.

Another vote for Bruce here.

Omelette made with fresh farm eggs, with onions and mushroom filling, served with raw spinach

No work today as I haven't sold anything, I'm quite happy to have a day off , especially as I only work 2-3 days anyway

So I just got my insurance quote, bike has not been insured for the year because of the lockdowns, best is £91 fully comp which I am quite happy with from Carol Nash and is actually £2 less than my yearly vehicle tax.

A real bit of agricultural machinery you mean jeeves now wipe my arse

18 year old Kwak still running isn't a classic, it's a fucking miracle.

I don't know where you got that impression, maybe you just assumed it because I ride a real bike and you're a ponce.

The floppy haired puff can fuck right off.

dont worry mate im here now... why have people left and want accounts deleted ... is it since @Richzx6r joined ?

+1

got my jab Friday ... burning my mask Saturday, see if my Borat cozzie still fits then booking a holiday in the sun , fuck you covid.

put me in charge , give me access to all the special buttons and things... give me

They're just a slimey fungus thing, more texture than anything else. Bit like my misses with bananas.

Beemer Bummer's behind it all? I'll ban that fucker now!

Slowly but surely, you are transforming this forum into "bikes and food" which is simply mega good! Oh, wait, missing the wine!! Must have wine!

I do t post a huge amount but this is one of the better forums in operation so please Pete, if it’s possible, keep it going. If people don’t like the forum then they can easily bow out without making an issue surely?

The thing with this is the Royal Enfield was one of the new twins, not a Himalayan. Very different animals. I have seen two new Himi's oil change and trust me they were not that clean. The other problem is, how were the bikes ridden? Where, what time of year, riding style, bike models vary within manufactures, etc.... Too many variables, now I do believe the Italian bikes were that bad, but this kind of stuff makes the RE fan boys even more annoying. ?

What’s gone on has someone said something or what..?

What general mood? I must have missed something.

Or hot guys if your a guy who likes that kind of thing

Weird, dry road in @boboneleg pic!

We should send an e-mail to Rotax and ask for an explanation I'll be in my mechanic's workshop next year, he's bound to have a couple of these engines apart there, I'll see if there are rice grains inside

Well, for beginners, we should immediately start posting nudes of hot women (or hot guys if you're a woman), rude and off color jokes, racist stuff, etc. Get all of the sins covered before he returns.

I would be interested in seeing a similar test between different chinese manufacturers, I bet we would see an amazing difference between makers. From that sample it looks like China is trying to solve their trash problem by exporting it hidden inside engines

Me! Me!

And then I get more negative feedback! Surely we must have somebody here who's not a twat?

Bruce!

Sorry Pedro, this is a bobble hat , as favoured by the type of walker who hates motorcycles with a vengance This is fly-tipping, as favoured by lazy fucking twats who can't be bothered to take it to a recycling center, I hate the bastards

Well I fitted the electrical connectors and fired up the halo on the new headlight, I also modified the mount so the existing headlight rim fits better. These were the spade connectors on the headlight and the bike. These are the new connectors. Here is how it looks.

If it dips to the middle it is legal, it is only a problem if it dips to the right.

Good good. You possibly could move the ‘other people’ alert level down to defcon 3 then? Mind you a week or so ago some arsehole who’s card wouldn’t work in his petrol pump decided that it would be fine to squeeze himself between me n my bike and petrol pump to “see if my card works in here” and as he was a mere 30cm from my face unmasked saying this I did find myself turning into a loud hailer “MOVE BACK TO 2 METRES NOW” everyone in the petrol station stepped back even if they were at another pump ? Funny how easy it is to go from completely chilled out to defcon 1 in a second!

Ok, there’s no meeting!

Today’s pesto, no pine nuts at home so made with pecan nuts, supermarket parmesan instead of pecorino, but pulled it off using a healthy amount of garlic and some freshly ground pepper Washing it down now with some chilled white wine sitting outside

To be fair both of you were ran out of your home countries by mobs with pitchforks. Pete for being overly ginger and Bruce for insisting on baring his hairy arse.

The number of time people that have said that to me on FB......that I'm lucky to live in Spain. Does my head in! Try relocating 1500 miles to a country where you don't speak the language when you're over 50 and have a family in tow. And then you have to build a business during the worst financial recession in living memory. Some fucking luck that is!

Now the Guamanians are at it...lol

that's cheap. the average house here in Vancouver has just past 1.8 million Canadian. my shitty old 1970's 2500 square foot house on a 60 by 129 foot lot out in the suburbs ( North Delta) is worth 1.2 million. it's insane the whole world has bought up Vancouver and driven the prices through the roof

The engine.

They were trying out for a new film that was due.................

My KLR's brake lever has a nice "hook" bent into from hitting the ground so often, i actually like it for the ergos of it..lol Pete must remember the time when i shunted Tammy in the rear in New Jersey...after that i got my first set of scription glasses! Now i know how close to rears i am.