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It's been a while since I was last on here. Mainly because being bikeless on a motorbike forum was too painful! ? But that situation has now been sorted. Just need the travel restrictions here to get lifted and I can now get back out on 2 wheels! A bit less hooligan than my last bike, but maybe that's a good thing! ?

Lost in Utah a couple of weeks ago...

This is our Charlotte.

It’s the only photo I’ve taken of the poor old thing this month so apologies for the lack of artistic flair and lack of effort on my part ?? Mind you, there is a very cute wild boar on the rocks behind.

?just got back from a light test. Now ride report, went down to the river, no crabs yet, came back. This close to salt water, and i lived to take a pic. If this was war, id get a medal.

Why are you asking the women about colours, it will be like asking what colour you want to paint the living room they will come up with some colour no man has ever heard of and 10 minutes after you finished it they will say they don't like it and make you change it

Well we are going to Cornwall on Saturday hopefully 2 weeks of peace and quite, I’ll pray the neighbour has died while I’m away.??

My best friend has a brother thst lives and works in Alberta and we had planned to go to the Rockys and then Alaska. She did it with her Dad, but I got styck in Germany... We still have many plans for Canada, she has a bike there permanently, so we will do it!! Now, wild camping... I did it last year for the first time, but no tent, just the car that is big enouth for a king mattress! It didnt go very well because a guy came after 10pm and started bathing in the dam nacked and dhowing his jowels in front of his headlights.... My dogs went bananas everytime they saw his daggling bits!! I just laughed very hard till it was all too dodgy and I left. Saying that, its less scary then a big bear!! ??

Oh, well if you just wanted my attention, there are nicer aways to approach it..... You have it now, BEWARE! I don't have Bruce to make fun of anymore so I am looking for a new victim for my "nice meanness"....... ? Your Charlotte is adorable! ?

Have a look HERE Usual rules of course, the wolves and the bears generally leave you alone but wild cats can creep into your tent in the night, nothing worse that waking up with an unwashed dangerous pussy on your face.

Sad int it. For some reason I can’t fathom in this country it’s seems to be acceptable to treat people who work in shops like they’re subhuman. A friend of mine works in Asda said the most oft repeated word (out of earshot of the customer) is now cunt. Maybe Buckster should apply for a job there, teach them how to truly express themselves ?

Nah, big moobs is more like it. Here are the 'Moobs ' on tour in Italy

how to ride nearly 3 hours whilst remaining within 10km of home. something like this: nearly all pretty minor roads, which is what we like, and the dark brown bits on the trace are unpaved sections. Sun shining, spring in the air and 20 odd degrees forcast for the afternoon. I had to take N01 daughter back to uni in the afternoon so did this in the morning, set off about 10h30 up through St Bris le Vineux and on to St Cyr les Colons the village itself is "out of bounds" so cut north back under the autoroute, twice, and on to montallery and Bleigny le Carreaux. It had taken me a while to find a way out of Bleigny le Carreaux without crossing the 10km line, but a shot dirt track liason sorted the problem allowing me to cut back westwards through to Moneteau and cross the river there. There was no way to hug the northern edge of the circle without crossing out of it, so I had to work back south a little before heading towards the western sector. and some cherry orchards. soon be scrumping time... time ws getting on and I knew N01 would be getting her knickers in a twist if I didn't get back soon so from here, above Coulanges la Vineuse, I pushed on a bit down through Vinvelles, back across the river, up and down the hillclimb course at Chitry le Fort, back to St bris, cuting left up over the Col Du Cremant and back to the river at Vincelottes and thus home along the riverbanks. Got home with impeccable timing ( as always) at 12h30 just as Lunch was coming out of the oven. 100km almost exactly with a moving average of almost 50km/h . scoffed lunch, jumped in the car and did 3 hours of Autoroute taking N01 back to Dijon.

Hey @MooN.......would you believe that www.sadoldgreasers.com is available! @Renegade will jump at that shit for sure!

Fat cock motorcycle forum, now that really is a mouthful.

The Real Motorcycle Forum International Motorcycle forum (The IMF ) WorldWide Mororcycle Forum ( probably wouldn't get away with that ... WWMF) The proper Motorcycle Forum The Right Motorcycle Forum Ye Olde Motorcycle Forum The SOG Motorcyle Forum The Fossilised Motorcycle Forum The Motorcycle Forum 3rd Age The Motorcycle Forum Tokyo drift the possibilities are endless...

Wow, now that is honour...... Take a bow fine sir....

Bus passengers stay quiet if they know what’s good for them.

Cars, Scooters and Wheelchairs need to be in there too!

Shouldn't that be https://www.poweredpushbikesmopeds&motorcycleriders.net/ ?

Possibly......I've not showered since I've been here, just in case! ??

Are those blood stains on the wall?

if you want a ring of truth to it, givingan identity to the site motorcycleparking.com is probably available I'm trying to be helpful...honest!

drop "adventure" go with "motorcyclerider.com" or .net we're more about the riders than the actual bikes themselves

motorpsycleforum.com

I would sooner slit my wrists.

You cocksuckers need to decide on a name soon so I can start my new customer service gig.

Tell us something we didn’t know @Six30

not really talking ......some one called you a twat though

Just starting this as a ‘safe place’ for Pete to escape to if there are too many posts about riding styles and oily things. Only genteel content please. Perhaps the ladies could take the red headed step child under their wing.

MFI MotorcycleForumInternational.com ( or as Mel Smith once put it " Made for Fucking Idiots" only the brits would get the furniture gag)

Flouncers motorcycle forum.

This thread isn’t for you Pete, over in general chat there is something about quilting that would suit you better.

She;s on now, no un sightly bolts going through the footplate of the stand like for other pucks, for some reason that hurts me to look at. ?

I’ll stop saying “cunt”. oops

This is killing me normally i'd pick on Honda owners. Honda, FFs.... Grasshopper's bike rocks! ?

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Drink more whisky and chill out I say.??CHEERS.

Now that is a stretch ?

Theres a lot of angry peeps about at the moment. I read in the paper that people who work in face to face customer roles are having a particularly hard time at the moment because the people are being extra mean arseholes right now. Did you see this one from the staff at mcdonalds in America who were fed up with people being nasty? They’d just had enough.

Thanks! Funny you ask, my music guy has been asking the same thing. I am just enjoying our new exhaust sounds so much I forget to add music. ?. I did add a little tune at the end.

Well....legally it cant be over 49cc's, if its not over 49cc's, the State of Connecticut doesnt care. Problem is i cant be sure i dint get the 66cc kit....i forget...?

Re did everything the blue hose was rock hard.

French cherry trees to rival Bob's neighbours

Pete, can you move my post to ride reports? I done gone put it in da rong place innit. cos i is a fukwit!

A quiet rainy Sunday here, so to warm up the house I thought to make some good old fashion chocolate chip cookies. ??

Yup been like that most of the month here meanwhile in Spain