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Should be popular with pedophiles then.

Well you've got more teeth than legs Bob! Which is more than @Renegade can say obviously!

Some teeth , not all of them

So far he certainly seems it Shame its peeing down all day tomoz. My son came in looked at the camping gear, pointed at us and said “Youre sleeping outside...losers” then laughed a lot

Aaw fresh out of toast, Ive got a nice sandwich for you though.

Do I look like a scrote from Dowlais top

I suggested playing that album to a local blowhead, he said, "Naa, too depressing".

Almost finished packing. So much extra stuff if you want to be able to camp on route. Reckon Id rather stay in whatever lousy hotel is available than lug all this crap on and off the bike everyday! But tis good insurance if the hotels are booked up. Have loaded myself up with a lot of tech and dont know how to use any of it, new phone, new camera, helmet cam I still dont know how to use, a thing on the handlebars to make a phone call from the helmet that I also dunno how to use. I said to my other half- “Christ Ive gone from one extreme to another, loads of gear and I dont know how to use it, what’s that phrase for a moron with all the kit and no clue?” “Oh all the gear and no idea” he replied “oh yeah thats me except if there was one on from that Id be that” “There is.....” “What is it then” pause.... “All the stash n youre still gash” I think this’ll go swimmingly

i'll be visiting @XTreme at some point , hopes he's got a comfy sofa, cause he'll be on it for a week..... then im planning to visit @Tym i might stay there a while ..we'll see. was thinking about going to see @Pedro but every one and his brother will be in Portugal , to crowded for me .

she might not put any jam on it

why , whats she going to do , burn my toast .

and a partridge in a pear treeee

They are repenting for riding shit bikes.

Marriage hasn't been kind to her.

That’s me all vaccinated the wife to with Astra Zeneca.

Think you got away with that.....James isn't about!

Well he’s upset now if he wasn’t before.

be afraid six

Shows how much you know, they’re made in Thailand

This thread... prime example why women should be in the kitchen doing what ever it is they do in that room.

Sales of "Dark Side of The Moon" have gone through the roof then?

Everyone does now. It's all I ever smell when I walk around or when I'm riding down the middle of a queue of cars.

One of the first things I replaced on my 250 was the rear shock, it was trully appalling.

I'm trying to get in as much riding as I can at the moment. On 22nd July I'll be going in for the 11th operation on my leg, after that it'll be approx 6 months before I can wear my prosthetic and ride again. It's certainly not the idea time to have it done (I would have preferred October) but if I delay it any longer I may lose my slot and there is a huge backlog for surgery because of covid

Ride safe and keep us posted!

Its all play it by ear. Not just by us but Millward too because the rule of 6 still exists in Scotland so he wont be crossing the border (neither would I if I ran a business that would cop thousands in fines) but others have said they will break off n go on alone. I will definitely be crossing the border (relatives to see and LEJOGs not LEJOG without the OG), I wanna see some of Scotland while everything is open and say Hi to my brother for the first time on a very long time. Ive blocked off 14 days but expect to be gone 10ish. Taking the Bandit Dont think I fancy 2500 miles on a 24.5bhp bike riding with someone on over triple that. I may regret it because the Himalayan is a beautiful sightseeing bike and the Bandit for a shortarse is very much a sports bike position. Millward is no breadhead which is so refreshing, whoever breaks off will be reimbursed for days theyre not there Apart from leaving in torrential rain its a win win.

Yes but its here so only two or three posts are actually about the ride

I dont know. Millward’s a chilled out guy and until yesterday I didnt know if we were travelling with him or on our tod. I literally paid him for it 30 mins ago and we leave tomoz I’m sure there’ll be some sort of leaving pic. Ill count them up then

More a oh yes with a special helmet.....

And @Richzx6r was planning to visit as well! I think he's gutted now the boat trip with Bruce is off the table! What you say Clive?

A dose of crabs!

That you know them better than me.......cos you're always looking for a weak spot so you can troll them with it.

and what do you mean by that....

Good luck with those then.

Well you know there’s always the homophobic card o rascist card used and most people don’t care about either, just seems to be chips on shoulders to me.

@Mawsley told me to come on here , he said you kept getting tearful cause you was missing me ..... bit gay in my opinion but dont like seeing people upset so here i am .

No......you appear to have teeth!

hanging on for a sticker are we....

Well, sports bikes are alive and well here, plenty of older and new ones around, you see them mostly on sunday mornings, which is fine. Sunday mornings is also the traditional time to go to church, so there might be something there

Sofia’s beef ragu, a mix of Italian with southern Portugal flavours, absolutely fucking amazing

dunno but im hanging in there

There's no adjustment on the front or rear so what you get your stuck with. If i got one i have thought of spending some of the savings on a few things to personalise it suspension being one of them

Six when he sees Blender!

Who really cares, she’s already out of the league of the knuckledraggers on here

@boboneleg @Sir Fallsalot......you're needed in Aisle 5.