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Toni Bou riding an Africa Twin Check out the downhill on the front wheel at 0:44

Also makes me feel homesick!

Pretty much how I ride my Harley, but there is never a camera available at the time so you lot don't get the benefit. Pretty sure that boy was following my trail braking advice quite a bit there as well.

Report is i sit out front idling my V-Twin Team Greenster and watch the trophy wives go by visiting from the boatyards...

My summer plans are to make everyone look fat. The face of pure evil: -} {-

It is a long weekend here in Canada, Thanks Queen Victoria! Anyways, going to take the Himalayans out early today before the city folk fill up our backcountry this weekend with their silliness. Going to ride a route that is always snowed in during the winter, so I'm excited, as I haven't been there since last summer. Then I think I have a date with my chainsaw later today! Have a great weekend everyone!

It's a curse for the modern man Eric!

Nuthin' worse than a dodgy bollock.

whats her mother look like.... apart from having long lips for fuck sakes...the joys of hard drugs.

wet here today could be dry tomorrow then back to rain on sunday

Its easy in the dry get him on a wet welsh lane and see how he does

The weather is all over the place Tuesday pissing down Wednesday i got sunburn on my head and neck then yesterday bloody pissing down again

Got to go pick up the DoeDeere and cut the grass here. That could take two weekends.

Nothing that some tear gas and a few baton rounds couldn’t sort out. https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-wales-57197466

Not heard that before either Bob but interpenetrated it as someone who is a money grabbing bastard.

The UCR that drops down to whitebrook is one of the hard bits at the start, i have only been down it for obvious reasons. I rode down Pant Glas steps a few weeks ago and reminded myself why i haven't been there for years LOL

No I don't remember it ever being that cheap, it was 98p a litre when I started riding though, and I do remember 4 star

Second lane is Pant Glas steps, I don't bother with those anymore, they;re for young nutters

Well he certainly sold his theory to me Pedro, he's the first consultant I've met in 20 years who seems to understand 'phantom limb pain' I just hope he can walk the walk as it were.

https://www.facebook.com/100000889300545/posts/4273177799388488/?d=n

The way things have been over the last 15 months I'd grab every opportunity to travel while you can! Cos who knows when they're going to put the kybosh on everything again? So are you planning to go anywhere this year.....be it a holiday, or away on the bike?

Be careful @Grasshopper's Ride, trees fight back! Watch your sixes!

I’ll be going to my home, and washing my bike sometime over the weekend!

Well I'm riding.....Michelle is going on a chainsaw massacre.....and nobody else is doing fuck all? What a bunch of Casuals!

1877 more like!

7.5p Have you forgotten already?

I was paying 1/6d = 7 .1/2p in 1977 for a gallon of petrol if I remember rightly.

Love the new growth on the Douglas Fir trees....

Well your trail braking advice didn't help @MooN much!

You'd fuck it no doubt!

yeah and wont give ewt back

Tell me about it

You need a nice Mullet you do!

Well judging by todays weather summer will be a long time coming

+1 , that he's amazing

He's amazing!

Mowing report?

I'd do it by drone!

WTF's going on?

Poor guy that was hardcore and he wasnt fit enough. Then again for that who is

Its all play it by ear. Not just by us but Millward too because the rule of 6 still exists in Scotland so he wont be crossing the border (neither would I if I ran a business that would cop thousands in fines) but others have said they will break off n go on alone. I will definitely be crossing the border (relatives to see and LEJOGs not LEJOG without the OG), I wanna see some of Scotland while everything is open and say Hi to my brother for the first time on a very long time. Ive blocked off 14 days but expect to be gone 10ish. Taking the Bandit Dont think I fancy 2500 miles on a 24.5bhp bike riding with someone on over triple that. I may regret it because the Himalayan is a beautiful sightseeing bike and the Bandit for a shortarse is very much a sports bike position. Millward is no breadhead which is so refreshing, whoever breaks off will be reimbursed for days theyre not there Apart from leaving in torrential rain its a win win.

Will you be riding stuff like this when you get it Pete

I dont know. Millward’s a chilled out guy and until yesterday I didnt know if we were travelling with him or on our tod. I literally paid him for it 30 mins ago and we leave tomoz I’m sure there’ll be some sort of leaving pic. Ill count them up then

Almost finished packing. So much extra stuff if you want to be able to camp on route. Reckon Id rather stay in whatever lousy hotel is available than lug all this crap on and off the bike everyday! But tis good insurance if the hotels are booked up. Have loaded myself up with a lot of tech and dont know how to use any of it, new phone, new camera, helmet cam I still dont know how to use, a thing on the handlebars to make a phone call from the helmet that I also dunno how to use. I said to my other half- “Christ Ive gone from one extreme to another, loads of gear and I dont know how to use it, what’s that phrase for a moron with all the kit and no clue?” “Oh all the gear and no idea” he replied “oh yeah thats me except if there was one on from that Id be that” “There is.....” “What is it then” pause.... “All the stash n youre still gash” I think this’ll go swimmingly

Do I look like a scrote from Dowlais top

Six of chips!

Posted this somewhere else a while ago but it still makes me laugh. Poor woman ??