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A Harley would be good, I have always fancied having a go on a tractor.

Either way it is a bit gay. So have you come back hoping someone will give you another bike? (too soon?)

Walking with Paolo tomorrow, I might sneak out early on Sunday for a ride as long as I haven't overindulged on Saturday evening

I spent the weekend staying at my parents' home, going for two very short walks in the morning with my dog, and one short one in the afternoon, as he's got a very poorly knee after having damaged an acl ligament, if it doesn't mean anything in english I don't know how to explain, point being he needs rest but being a dog he still fancies going out and smelling them bitches! Me? I just spent all week hanging out with him and dealing with business, may has probably been the best month I've had since beginning of last year business wise, but always with the spanish axe hanging over my neck, guess what I have in common with my dog? Now, having dealt with some customers and suppliers while watching the final qualifying race for tomorrow's Nurburgring 24H race I am trying to decide if tomorrow is going to be motorcycle riding day in northern Portugal (not my cup of tea traffic wise) or if I'll just walk Costa and then watch the start of the 24N live on youtube after lunch, it's a tough call so far! (I know, not a proper biker!!) After having had a bottle and a half of nice white wine from the Alentejo, I am struging to make this decision clear headed.

Strap yer leg on Bob you might keep up.

Well guys, may as well get this out if the way. The Bish is/was dead Sprag starter clutch exploded on a ride out in the Peak district at the very end on March. 6 hours in the middle of nowhere, cold and fooking wet. Removing the engine and stripping it was beyond my facilities and knowledge. A guy from Birmingham bought it at a (covered my costs of getting it on the road) price that reflected its condition. He has workshop facilities, so he got it repaired, good luck to him The Tiger was fun while it lasted.

The nice weather arrived just in time for June and most welcomed after the shit we had in May. But sorry to tell you it's is going to break down on the 14th We are going to Mablethorpe for a few days, so expect the worst. Just so you don't book the same week as me, we going to Wales 20th of September, so expect gales and lashing rain that week.

I was happy with the Tiger, was nice to ride, I found it quite comfy, it seemed to fit my frame, but jeez it was very top heavy with a tank full of fuel, had a couple of oh shit it's going over moments, but it never did...

This place has gone to shit, scooters.

@Clive, ride over and the bread you take back home will be on me!

I'm of the mentality that i don't care what you ride as long as its two wheels i will acknowledge you even if its a Harley lol but i draw the line at those Gs things excluding Pedro of course

doesn't really matter, does it? Dude rides it to buy a loaf of bread... unless he starts fancying a proper french baguette there's no problem, stick to local bakeries!

I have ridden/toured further on a scoot than on any of the bikes that i have had in the past.........and the guy I rode with was just the same, his gear stuffed in a black bin bag.

One of the LEJOG peeps was a 76 year old on a 125 scooter with a bin bag bunjeed to the back of his scoot- so f’in cool!

Sounds like my missus......everything with her revolves around money....I call her the squirrel as do some of her friends. Me on the other hand if I have enough to pay my bills and have some left over to enjoy myself abit I'm happy

Is his good eye brown

The way I view it is me and Mr Slowly have always been destined to be together so the date and time doesn’t matter, tis wot it is

I only remember the year we got married because when we got back from our honeymoon the first brand new bike i ever bought was waiting for me to collect

Mysterious

Bloody hell Clives BACK. Great news. Very happy to see you here

14 of June will be glorious it’s my wedding anniversary.

Thanks, all good here.....I am a bit more chilled nowdays...

Erm....erm.....here goes.....laugh all you want. A Piaggio X9 500.........a 100 mph armchair Electric stand....good for a old fart like me, Built in radio, and intercoms,which i dont use being deaf as a post. Hopefully it's a stop gap.

Exactly what I was thinking, perhaps Bruce came and took it back

It's got to be me Bob, who else would admit to living in this shithole.

Woooooooooo Hoooooooooooooooo Clive is back , or is it another Clive from Mansfield

While you were bent over did you wink at her @Tym

Looking hot here.

The latest is my town's police hired a hot new redhead, whoo hoo, she waved at me at the cop shop when i was bending over checking my oil.

Should nickname him Rimmer

He just licks his ass @Clive makes it all good.

You're English Clive.......so that won't be possible!

Thank you @Pedro San Miguel for me I will try not to ask dumb questions or reply with dumb answers.

Too much bike for you mere mortals.

2003.....3 owners, a folder full of MOT and receipts for work done, It will do for now.

I doubt he would take bugger all notice if I sent him one.......but if I have to, maybe later.

Has he flounced already?

Hurrah welcome @Clive.

Tomorrow don't look too clever! So my only hope is Sunday! Having said that I do have a lot of work to get through this weekend as well.

Be careful with those meds tYm

Who's going to post food pics that make us do this?

What you say Clive?

She won't go on the back of my bike since she passed her test. It's great she rides her own bike as she can tell me when I've left an indicator on, or missed a turn or,,,,

OMG and to think iv had my first moderna jab now these things are circulating around my body I must admit that I do feel different since its like im being controlled by someone else.......oh yeah I remember i have a child.....in other news do they really think we are so stupid as to believe what they are saying? Only have one word for them and its SNOWFLAKES!!

Mmm don't you just love a nice simple wiring diagram eh pete It would be a nice simple one to get your teeth cut, so get to it and get your vast tool kit out ready