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I had a mate who used to say if he had to get rid of a body he would wait till the council dug a grave for a funeral next day then bury the body in it at night and tamp down the earth at the bottom. Then next day a nice coffin would be lowered on top of it at the funeral proper and hide his body for him. You'd need a ladder, some rope, a shovel, a head torch and a flask so you could have a little cup of tea half way through.

A shallow grave in woodland, one shovel of quicklime spread evenly over the corpse, it is down to a skeleton within ten days and a few small bones after 4 months. Now if you want to be creative, a commercial bone grinding machine only costs about £300 used, cut the body into small chunks, separated at the joints, then grind it up with strong bleach as this will destabilise dna, any metal implants can be removed and smelted down, given that you now have access to them, wash it all down a drain. Then the old favourite, get a metal locker, drill a few holes in it, stuff the body into it and sink it in a large body of water, all sorts of critters will do the job for you.

This is the one I lusted after when I was young , RS3100

Don't panic, you can't get it on your bike via an internet photograph.

Stopped by the Bonneville Salt Flats on the way outta town to catch the sunrise....

Everyone is over thinking this dead body stuff....just get a few pigs.....all done! Then sell the nice fat pigs for a profit.....

Dead bodies (human and animal) have a lot of air in em so you’d have to do a lot of jumping up and down on it to break the rib cage etc and release the gases otherwise the spot just sinks down as the gases escape. Best return a few days later with some of that spare soil to level things up again I reckon.

You need to take the excess soil away with you as well.

Well the thread description is for anything to do with the NC500, anyone who has done it or is planning to do it. It was a little optimistic hoping to get useful advice on here before I departed I know but hey you live in hope! Spoiler alert.. it was MOIST

They tried smaller capacity with the Street 750 and 500 but they didn’t sell well. As far as innovation is concerned, they are innovators, the new 1250 is evidence as it the different series of v-twin motors every few years, all definable. The Livewire is cutting edge in electric motorcycles but for some people Harley will always be out of their reach, wether that be financial or socially, I joke about them being too much bike for some people but they actually are and mainly because of their heritage and image. They just don’t suit people who live in mediocrity, or gingers.

But not that black wire

Cut the black wire.

Nah thats just so you’re in the right demographic to ride a Harley.

That’s his luck for having a great antivirus

Interior pretty standard, nothing bling there. Vinyl roof in good condition, alloys that are turning to powder and to top it all, it's a 2.8 engine the previous owner fitted. I knew something was wrong while I was getting it started but kept my mouth shut before I could confirm to the owner. He's a little disappointed but now started searching for a 3ltr engine. and manual box. Paint looks very good on this pic but the lacquer is shite. Previous owner didn't do the car any favours other than keeping it in a well vented garage.

Very cool spot. A few more piccies from there...

I wouldn't have driven that bloody lorry that week .

Left Bonneville, hauled ass through Salt Lake City and turned south towards Moab. Temps were up around 105F again so Dave and Debbie didn't wanna ride through Moab - they just got on the freeway and blasted for the hotel. Todd and I were foolish enough to go look at some other stuff..

Landed in Wendover, Nevada on this night. Nice enough little gambling town in the desert. Got up before dawn to head out in an attempt to beat the heat of the day...

But we eventually made it to Oregon, although Todd thinks it's over that way....

Got stuck in a 2-1/2 hour long delay as road works were repairing a landslide from above. At least we had an ocean view....

Had an uneventful ride back to the hotel from Shelter Cove. Up early the next day and headed for Oregon. Morning was cool at 50F / 10C and a little damp from the sea mist blowing in...

The Cove used to be our go to California destination. But the hotel prices have gone outta sight so we don't stay there anymore. Shame as I really like the seclusion of the place, watching sea lions on the rocks and deer in the yards......

That’s why you give the corpse a good stabbing, with a garden fork preferably rather than a penis.

Just water it down and it'll compact enough to compensate for the body's mass. Then plaster it on top of the body. All it'll do is give the worms a couple extra days to get to it.

I didn't take my bike out on the salt, stayed on the paved section at the edge of the salt. Todd took his out there at a very slow speed. That will eat the aluminum right off of your bike if ya leave it on there very long.

Well once upon a time a wee psycho tried to kill my sister in law, she ran to our house and the coward was too scared to follow her here so all was well but for a while after he was released I did have a hammer handy. The way I saw it the only chance I stood if I was on my tod was to hide behind the door and have one good swing! Might have back fired horribly but at least I wouldnt have gone down without a fight

Creative. I like it. I’m always wary of any body dismemberment at any scene you can be connected to though, DNA’s a sneaky bugger, one little hair, one missed blood spot before the bleach.. and the smelting of metal parts? Its a bit involved for a non smelter. The locker ideas a goer though, sinking stuff in waters always been a winner, so long as its well weighted down, floaty little bloaters that we are. I understand the M5 was very popular with the Krays, a lot of cement went down.

You prove it, you posted a ride report before even getting out of the house, that’s Buckster level to the square right there!

I declare this thread a proper fail. All @Slowlycatchymonkeydid was stay in and binge eat Pizza Hut for a week!

too much heavy rock and decibels

@Buckster......some gay Tractors for you!

I'll get some pics next time round, I couldn't believe how good the struts are, no rust on the top plate either.

Well thanks for clearing that up.

OMG ! that's the whole point of having a bike . I suppose if you're used to it then it doesn't bother you but that would drive me nuts.

Todd was beyond hot at this point and attempted some roadside body heat control. Stayed overnight in Grand Junction, Colorado before getting up at 0500 Saturday to hit the interstate for home. Made to the house and put another trip in to the books. Sure was fun.

It's salty and flat, so aptly named....

Some of the local big horn sheep...

After an overnight stay in Klamath Falls, OR, we head out into central Oregon and aim towards home. Not a lot out here. 150 miles between fuel stops and Todd's Duc nearly ran outta fuel a couple of times...

Extremely blue and clear water....

106F / 42C as we crossed southern Oregon. Beyond hot. Wasn't too bad while moving but stopping for fuel made you sweat a bit. We head for elevation and Crater Lake to cool down...

It was getting hot out (102F / 39C) so we headed across the hills towards the coast and cooler weather.....

I just want them to refund the tax they owe me.......£1200 is better in my bank account than theirs...........too much to ask for?.....seems like it.

And this is not a feeling sorry for myself statement, but being deaf is very isolating, can't hear music, visit in laws, can't join in the conversations, television is off more than it is on, some channels have subtitles, but alot dont. Mobile phone is only usefull for internet and text messages. If I have to go somewhere, hospital (they can call my name all day, I won't hear them) shopping and the garage to have car repaired wife has to be there too. We had a hell of a time getting the car and bike insurances to talk to my wife instead of me, and official departments like the tax office are adamant they want to talk to me only, sorry cannot talk to your wife, data protection and all that shit. I have one sort of riding buddy, he is very useful at cafes and eateries, otherwise I am stuffed. It would be easy to withdraw altogether, but I try not too.. Anyway guys remember "loud exhausts save lives" maybe mine. Louder the better, so I know you there

I do miss music I can hear a noise when I turn radio up to nearly full....but it's just a distorted sound....sink don't bother. But wife is becoming a expert on noises on the car telling me about squeaks and rattles......just need her to get competent with spanners.

GAY shit right there with the 750 Hondas, if you own a big scooter be a proper man and own up to it! In fact, the gayest shit I've ever seen was a couple on one of those 750 Hondas with aluminium cases, might as well have been the guys from "wham!" touring incognito!

I'm of the mentality that i don't care what you ride as long as its two wheels i will acknowledge you even if its a Harley lol but i draw the line at those Gs things excluding Pedro of course