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In Spain (or Portugal..... we were lost) I saw a robot man at roadworks waving a flag as a warning. He looked slightly more intelligent than some of the blokes I have had doing traffic management for me in the past.

Yes, but after living with me for 30 years I have corrupted her as she speaks Italian with a Bristol accent

We're just north of Narbonne. We've got the Mediterranean 30 minutes to the South and the Cevennes (Black mountains) 20 minutes to the North. The Pyrenees are about an hour away and Barcelona is around 90 minutes away. This photo was from last week, up in the Cevennes about 40 minutes away from us.

Because of their marketplace great fun, just one example of the entertainment.

I think the big problem there now is that there's too many people on there that take every opportunity to be offended. It's like walking on eggshells these days. The banter and humour has gone from the place.

A 16 year old Irish nurse who'd never done one before pulled my first one out, I'm not sure who was the most embarrased or who had the bigger look of fear

My mate Phil lives here (Jax Shack) , it's betwwen the Dordogne and the Lot rivers. Beautiful area with miles of trails and quiet roads, if I ever left UK that's where I'd go.

Think Blender and Fryer are a humourless pair of tits. Ian has the right idea, get pissed and let them 2 get on with it.

Do you take that to a mechanic or carpenter for repairs?

Clearly!

Their toilets are a bit odd......with just the hole in the ground. I kept on pissing over my trainers!

I had one for a couple of hours today, I was very impressed. It was such an easy bike to ride but rewarding as well, quick off the mark and light compared to my Tenere which has the same engine.

Most of the roads in this part of France are pretty decent, but there's zero tolerance from the gendarmes for speeding and the limit on single carriageway roads varies between 80-90kph. You don't realise how big France is until you drive from Calais to the Mediterranean. I've not ridden a bike in Spain, so I can't really compare them.

Oh yeh.....I'm actually very cultured and refined Sofia! As well as being a smooth talking motherfucker of course!

Its with great satisfaction I find out that it wasn't your choice, so you are a really decent brit!

Yup i picked up five part worn front tyres for the trail bikes, four of them were almost new still had the little hairs on them for £5 each and only about 3 miles from me

yep im hoping to get an mot on it shortly

And then you got offended on here Clive?

Yes, I had the catheter in for a couple of weeks, until the antibiotics had sorted out the UTI. They gave me a spare as well, to fit myself if needed!

Bob would need the okay from the vet before he was allowed to travel anyway.

I always find it odd when people seem different in real life to what they are online. Makes you wonder which is the real them! Maybe it's only odd to me because I'm no different whatsoever. And I'm no different posting on here than when I was posting on the other forum. I remember Stu telling me some time ago that somebody met up with @Six30.........and apparently he seemed to be decent enough.

Yes, covid test on 19th , isolate with family for three days and then op on 22nd. I'd say there's more than 50% chance of it getting cancelled though .

Only two cases in the town now......and none so far this month!

I've had several catheter's but not a stent like Yen although I imagine it's pretty simular ?

Which is strange because when I met up with blender for a pint in 2019 he was a down to earth and decent bloke

Think it’s cause you made such a fuck up of my mid campaign... you twat

Or a feeling that I need to do something but not sure what....oh I know let's be a nazi and make something up to fuck up a forum

When we drove through in 2005 we liked the area around Perpignan!

Down south.......probably near where @Tango is.

He's not British hes welsh don't get us mixed up

This is hard to believe but it’s true. The man who owned the neighbouring farm was a friend since forever, I’ve known him and his sons since I was 16. To say he was a character is an understatement, his ears probably burned often, words like bastard and twat were regularly used by people talking about him. He loved to say what he thought and balls to the consequences. For him the ruder the better and there were a fair few people that hated him. I found him highly entertaining watching him upsetting people’s sensibilities with foul language and pointed observations was quite entertaining. He had fallen out badly on different occasions with his wife (they split up and were divorcing), his son (he was cut off and never spoken to again) and was just about to evict his daughter, her husband and his grandchildren from a farm they were failing to turn a profit on which would leave them homeless. Anyway 2017 while all this bollo was going on he was reportedly working on his own and was crushed to death by his own low loader bucket. The police concluded the dog did it. I kid you not. They decided the dog pushed the lever and brought the bucket down on him, case closed!

Opinions vary.

Sorry Pete, Spain is home to the least desirable brits... No idea why you are there, you seem very decent to me!

They vary quite a lot, Pete. More expensive nearer the coast or Montpellier, but not so bad away from those areas. You can still get a wreck to do up for peanuts, but I'd rather enjoy my retirement doing other stuff. 🏍

My knob was tiny and cowering in fear. Something funny I have just remembered. The surgeon squirted gel anaesthetic down the old pipe first. Then whilst he is waiting for the nurses to hand him the instrument of torture he turns to me and casually says, "Don't panic, I'm just squeezing your penis to stop the gel coming back out whilst we wait for it to work." He had to tell me because I had made it quite clear I wasn't going to watch him or his little tv. What a funny job to have eh. Then he said, my CT scan showed my kidneys were now clear of stone fragments although he saw a few small sharp bits wedged between the stent and the uretha. " You might feel them as we pull the stent out!"

Don't panic, you can't get it on your bike via an internet photograph.

Very cool spot. A few more piccies from there...

Well in this case I think the demise of the forum will be of stu's own making, who knew it was such a fascist dictatorship over there

What gets me about it all is the fact that stu must be able to see that what they are both doing is detrimental to the forum and it puzzles me why he would allow them free reign to abuse all and sundry it just doesn't make any sense

The mod "feeling"......is that similar to the "feeling" that you want a shit?

The dog worked out who paid for the neutering.

Er....I nearly did a fact checker there...........

We only followed you because you owe us money you twat so cough up, Now correct me if I am wrong I usually am, BUT from my recollection on the other site you assisted greatly with the change over to the host site and Stu couldn’t thank you enough for it, so when did you do anything wrong?.

Super happy for you!!

Just so you cast aways know, if you fuck off somewhere else there won’t be a thread worrying if you’ve been stolen ...