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'bout 20 minutes. 36€ i had the bike booked in for 14h00 but got there about half an hour early, Vincent, the shop manager turned up about 5 minutes after I did which was a surprise ( French lunch break is still traditionally 12 till 2) and he said he starts before the others to get a half h of calm and do some paperwork before oening the shop at 2 but he let me in so I could sit in the air conditioning and drink his coffee whilst waiting, Pascal the mechanic turned up at 13h45 and rather than open the main shop doors just pushed tigger in through the customer entrance and through the showroom and got straight into it. This sort of behaviour is sufficiently unlike normal French "service" to be worthy of note. Pascal invited me into the workshop to show me what he'd done and to ask how I wanted it finished off. He'd started by joining the wires that were flagged white and yellow with bits of tape, to see if that was effectively the solution, and it was, alarm out of circuit and everything else functioning, I've even still got the dashboard LED flashing as if there was an alarm. he then chopped the remaining wires and I ceremoniously removed the alarm unit, still weeping and clicking ( it has an internal battery) to the workshop bin. Pascal then soldered the connections he'd made, grouped and insulated the loose wires and secured the whole lot together. Good job jobbed! Thank you to all those who made useful and / or helpful comments, cos it was only really because of what I learnt that I was able to push them in the right direction and get the neccessary information out of datatool.

I told you in full confidence that it would never get out.....now everyone will be on at me for a blow job at a rural location

Its an abomination is what it is, you would be better buying a goldwing

Just a tad heavy for teabag Pete.

What in the name of all that is holy is that......I have just brought my bait back up

Now y;all just have to survive the world of chit Bed bug Biden will bring the world, enjoy.

My Frank Thomas cargo soft panniers landed today, well this evening. Been a bit preoccupied trying to settle my very old dog down...we are snuggled on the settee and it looks like im here for the night so im scared to move and set him off again so im sat here in the dark with my phone torch on admiring them from a distance. £35 from face f#ck marketplace and they are pretty mint. Ill stick them on tomorrow and post a pic Sleep well ya lucky lot

Hmm you have a point, must of been hanging round here too long

This sort of behaviour is sufficiently unlike normal French "service" to be worthy of note, asked you how you’d like to be finished off?! Blimey that is above n beyond and only €36 euros into the bargain.. likely crack whores, Id get yourself checked.

Just seen a video of these Japanese girls doing a duet with Rob Halford from Judas Priest. Someone didn't think it through when they chose the song, shades of Life of Bwian. The song was Painkiller and you can distinctly hear the girl singing Painkirrer at the top of her voice!

They know you are a cunt.

I have no clue, I know where the depot is and its actually closer to me than the hospital, it was a sunday morning so maybe they were "on call" rather than actually at the depot and had to come from home to the depot first but that seems a stoopid way of doing things ( it'd be typically french though, Sunday hours count doiuble here)

All thats left are the lips on the hook.

In the house

They are just brain dead cunts.

You need a nice Pcific Coast you do.

Can't see the tow bar, is it on the other side?

This comes with the Harley, should I be concerned?

You've been scalping him again have you @gymwitch?

I think they look pretty cool. Thanks to hubs for modelling them they do need longer straps though so ive recruited the mother unit and her sewing skills.

I didn't protest about it at all. My point was always let people leave the town etc but shut the bars......cos that's where it was spreading. The wave that came after the Easter relaxation of restrictions proved that. So everybody had to suffer because of the fucking pissheads!

Are you feeling ok this is the kind of comment that uncouth bastard @XTreme would pick up on

no hopefully it will return next year

That's great news for the cost it wasn't worth bothering doing it yourself.

Gidaaaaaay

I rode a Harley once and also one of those weird Buell things. I don't think anyone saw me though. Enjoyed the Buell when it was actually moving, not so much when waiting at a red light as the vibrations made my whole body shake side to side like I had a bad case of Parkinsons. That went away as soon as the clutch lever was fully out though.

Which one is @Six30.

Oh yeah......when the Trucker asked you for a blowjob?

I wouldn't sit on one.....the owner may well have just been on the receiving end of an anal reaming! Just think what could be dripping out of his ass all over the seat!

Speak of the devil...... @Six30 is in the house! Who's he keeping tracks on now? Must be @gymwitch......cos they don't want @Slowlycatchymonkey back!

So you did in the past then? You sick deviant!

Not mentally though!

In our day they were young and stupid, now they have grown up they are just stupid, o to be invisible and have a silenced rifle.

Nooo never will I throw my leg over one of them agricultural vehicles ever again

You got a Harley as well @Richzx6r.

Yet again brain dead cunts.

Surprises me how they are able to do that while crossing a police line. Are the cops there only to protect the buildings from being breached or damaged?

Royal majesties service?

ZERO cases in the town! Can't remember when I saw that last!

Sounds like a fun evening. Doggy sedatives?

I wonder where this fucker is from?

Here's some photos from my ride with the TRF Sunday. The forecast said it was supposed to rain but we didn't get a drop had a great day with no incidents. Some of the photos are from the lady that accompanied us shes a bit of a camera buff

i used to go to the palace lido in the isle of man TT week that was brilliant you could buy you beer in four pint jugs watch bands, miss wet t shirt contest and also the man of steel wish it was there now

It is all getting abit silly now, its like nobody is allowed to die.....maybe we should all stop using cars and bikes as they kill many many people......I say we just get on with our lives

Thats awesome. I really want to do stuff like this but i need to be able to stay on the bike first

Fucking pussy.

As you know we changed the name of the site a month ago to appeal to a wider demographic. It was a calculated risk given that we were the third place site on searches for "Adventure Motorcycle Forum". The problem there was that because we'd put all our eggs in one basket in terms of Adventure, we were nowhere on searches for "Motorcycle Forum" which is the main search term. The risk we took with the name change was that we would end up nowhere on either search term for some considerable time. So essentially it would be back to square one! However after one month (due to numerous 301 redirects, new meta descriptions, page headers, and thousands of backlinks), Motorcycle Riders has now taken over Adventure Motorcycle's number three position on Google for Adventure searches. So we retained what we had! And totally unexpectedly we are now on Page 4 for searches under "Motorcycle Forum". We never had anything like that on the old domain even after a year! So it's a good result so far. Others seem to be noticing because I saw that another forum had taken our main meta description and slightly modified it for their own use. But then......I'm always prepared to help others out! What you say @Tym?