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Word is he couldnt get out of his new wetsuit and had to be taken to the knackers.

you buy that i will personally fly to Spain hunt you down and continuously slap you until i've knocked some sense into you ..... you will thank me .

Its the selling of ‘adventure riding’ now- must be capable both off road and fully loaded on road for mile eating and as that leads to a master of none they dress a comfortable touring bike up with some off road knobs, not sure if I mean the bike or the rider Its ABR festival next week and I will be having my annual giggle at the immaculate GS’s lined up outside Waitrose… before I go in there myself

It's called 'adventure riding' Pete. All the wannabees will dissapear in a couple of years and then there will be loads of cheap bikes to buy. Or probably not cos they all buy them on PCP deals anyway

The problem with the manufacturers now is they're making bikes look like they have offroad capabilities......when in fact they're just road bikes with different styling. The FB bike group pages are full of people taking massive machines on terrain that is only suitable for for small, light, dirt bikes.

The bike is capable but i bought it for touring just couldn't bring myself to drag it through the crap around here when there's so many better bikes for it. People keep saying their big dirt bikes but to me a big dirt bike is something like a Husky 701, it's a travel bike something you can ride through rough terrain if you come across it when touring. People are being sold a lie in my opinion. Manufacturers stick a world class rider on their product and then make an advert showing what he can do and the gullible think buying the bike will enable them to ride like him

I wouldn't let any greasy kebab eating cunt near me with a pair of scissors.

.......when I start getting edgy, and keep looking at what's available in the dealers!

The poor mans GS… a Himalayan

Depends what sort of offroad you're referring to though. I'm talking about the sort of radical terrain that @Sir Fallsalot does from time to time. Sure, there's guys with the ability to get a GS through that sort of stuff.....but why risk potentially wrecking a 20K machine when you could get a cheap WR250 which would be much better suited.

Disagree, there's riders out there who can ride these thing off road and the bikes are capable. The consumer have eyes bigger than their stomaches. Those of us with biking experience soon get to grip with this.

Spot on, same as my TDM.

I agree and so does Andy.

To the knackers or by them?.

Well, so far i feel fine so there is that.

Who is this Bruce , he sounds a right cunt .

Spelling wright is plus p gay kinda chit.

listen, just cause Bender had a word & made you chuck your toys and flounce , admit it ,you was a proper twat over there.... im obviously made of stronger stuff , and much better looking .

So you are a slapper. Not exactly news is it?

I think they look pretty cool. Thanks to hubs for modelling them they do need longer straps though so ive recruited the mother unit and her sewing skills.

I am liking these dudes..............

I'm not really into that music but fuckmine that's a hellava pair of shorts

Best of luck with that

visiting those places surprised he didnt come out with a funny beard

That's my thoughts on it although there is an exception in my view and that's the one bike to do it all on scenario, where you can only afford or got room for one bike therefore you buy a bike aimed at what you do most like touring and then make do on what you use it least for. What i cant get my head around is buying a big adventure bike to ride tough technical terrain all the time. The CRF Facebook group is full of that type and they think you bought the wrong bike if you don't go off road with it and they are the vast minority the majority use it for road riding

Can't argue that. I got mine for the comfort, never got on with sports bikes. They did the same with the big Yam ad wise. I had a test ride for a day, bloody sales man knew what he was doing.

Phone signal is shit here out in the sticks......who's Six?

What Buck said!

That you are not only a twat , but a deluded twat .

Bam, Buck hit it out of the park with this one.

Tell the truth, is Six really Bruce?

Blender won't give you permission to leave the country! Your lot in life is to be incarcerated on Plague Island being Blender's Baldrick!

I thought the tracer and nc etc... were mile munching sport tourers, not offroad bikes??

I think you did a better job!

its ok on there, most of the twats have left and come on here now , just a few more and job done

Think that's just a retro scrambler, although looking again I think thats just retro. An off-road bike doesn't have to have a big front wheel but it helps. I'd have said suspension travel's more important. Wouldn't have said my tracers an off road bike either.

Actually not this time. Thats the turkish barbers work

Yeh.....upgrade going on!

Are you feeling ok this is the kind of comment that uncouth bastard @XTreme would pick up on

This sort of behaviour is sufficiently unlike normal French "service" to be worthy of note, asked you how you’d like to be finished off?! Blimey that is above n beyond and only €36 euros into the bargain.. likely crack whores, Id get yourself checked.

That's great news for the cost it wasn't worth bothering doing it yourself.

I would have finished the bloody thing off with a hammer! Alarm off, french hospitality, free coffee, that’s a nice day!

What in the name of all that is holy is that......I have just brought my bait back up

You need a nice Pcific Coast you do.

That exhaust is just about right for it to go to someone who neglects it

I wonder where this fucker is from?

If i organise a ride i try to limit it to six but no real rule about numbers its up to the event organiser. We started off as seven and met Sarah and her fella on route taking us to nine. There was another group of about six left at the same time on the same route but in the opposite direction we didn't cross paths again that day with the other group

No different Sarah, his Sarah wasn't out she has a lowered CRF300L