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i just got free shipping and 15% off my second order of Boogaloo milita shirts cause i was so nice to the Customer service people. Pays to be nice!

I hope to God that isn't stuck on the front page throughout July! Google will slaughter us for it!

He’s going for a shell suit ensemble.

I'll go with my Van Van at Farleigh Castle

It was time to head for home now but on the way back I came across a Byway that I haven't ridden for a while. It's pure chalk and it had rained heavily the night before so I was trying to decide whether to go for it or not especially on my semi-gay tyres but what the hell................ and then back through one of my favourite roads where the trees form a sort of arch.............

Having been fed I got some petrol and then headed for the first place I found in the guide.........Knowlton Chuch is a ruined church in the center of a Neolithic cerimonial earth henge dating from 2000bc.......... https://www.english-heritage.org.uk/visit/places/knowlton-church-and-earthworks/history/

they got Oxfam shops out there then ?

Its like watching a car crash, the way people dress nowdays is horrible, most should be beaten for what they choose to put on and go outside wearing. Lets start with the cunts we call tourists for example. ugh. Dont get me started on all the grandma's wearing those strechy leggins chit who shouldnt be, ffs

I dunno, i doubt i could wank anymore then i do, so, maybe pick up a hobby...

Your best looking leg isnt the one God gave you. Mens legs are god awful looking, not like the ladies, who have nice legs to show.

I'd be getting banned from ABR again

So after Yen put us on to the 'Wild Guide' series I got myself the Devon, Cornwall and South West guide to see what I could find............... So today I set off with a couple of goals in mind. First of all I headed to Gillingham in Doset (not the wanky place with the same name in Kent). I had seen a bike shop when I was passing through previously so I thought I'd call in and take a look. WOW !! what a surprise this place was............... Moto Corsa is housed in an old brewery building and they have done an ace job of converting it into a top motorcycle location. I don't think I could afford a single bike in there , they are obviously aimiming at the well-heeled locals but they have some cracking bikes for sale....... Out the back was a cafe area which was top notch , a lovely courtyard area and a semi-covered area as well as seating inside. I had a Sausage bap (it was Ciabatta ) and an excellent coffee................

I would probably be on another forum reading diy projects, shed building, fish frying, plumbing, and many other motorcycle topics like that, but thanks to you I got chucked out Twat.

He would need a fucking big sandwich.

Looking for a half eaten sandwich for lunch most likely.

Even the resident gimp has been traded in for a better model.

I know how much you like honesty Pete, sooooo I’m just gonna be a sad Twat.

So the second place I took from the guide was Horton Tower. I had too work for this one as it was a fairly long walk (for me), I hope you plebs appreciate my sacrifice. There was a bridleway leading up to it but multiple signs warned me not to take any vehicle up there The door was locked which was a shame as I imagine the view from the top is stunning, what gets me is that everything around here is chalk and sure enough it's built on a chalk base. I'm no engineer but I'm surprised it's still standing, having said that Stonehenge is still good to go .............

Pete was taught to mount them in a different way.

Pete after a haircut and shopping tomorrow

@Clive Twatly McCuntface

look how excited he is at the thought of a new shell suit

Well yes......that is on the list!

So, it's a competition between a Van Van, and a Van!.

You obviously spend too much time looking at other men's legs

He is more like that Cardiff cockwomble.

Me too. I wear shorts from April to October .

Why thank you!...........your mastery of the written word know no bounds

Saturday is the Bike MS Colorado Multiple Sclerosis bike ride. I'll be a course marshal on my Tenere along with about 8 other moto guys. It's gonna be like herding kittens to keep the bicyclists on the route. Will try to take some pics to post.

I guess I'd answer both. Going back to cover the other lads week off after next week but then that's it.

Now you've said it.

Better option for a man then wearing shorts, men who wear shorts are gay. Going topless ok, legless never unless nude. Its a rule.

The irony here is that Mawsley's and Six's pics will probably get more votes than mine!

Ever considered tracksuit bottoms Tym?

To be fair at least it isn't some chi com piece of shite.

This is mine!

At least you get reasonably quick replies/insults/general piss taking on here. Another forum I am on measures time to replies with a calendar. What would I be doing otherwise ......not a fucking clue.

Getting one with pinapples that look like skulls when you get close, to cool for school.

The H and the O are the wrong way round Homer.

Making up for flounced lost time I say.

That was @Richzx6rwith the bike in the alley with said bin/dumpster.

It looks smaller, but my first question is how tall that guy is, it might be dwarfed by a 210cm tall german test rider

70mpg might be possible if really trying, like you're saying, but what really impresses me is how easy it is to get 60 and all you have to do is not go on motorways. My previous bike, the 1150gs also did close to 60 in Morocco, always with a passenger and never on motorways.

Not if you can’t actually ride.

That church in the henge must be a thing around the south west. I visited a church inside a hillfort in Cornwall, not far from Roche Rock. That's Pedro's last name isn't it.

somewhere to browse round while she is buying in the provisions then

Nice one Clive, I wondered if someone might jump on that.

Two straps, it's just the easy failsafe. Screw it, one thin strap and two cameras, that makes way more sense!