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Now I’ve seen the other members I don’t want to be in this club.

You want to learn how to take photos properly , that might help.

Im in trouble, i might have, told a lady, not outright mind you, butt, maybe without a doubt, umm i basically said i love her... Oh god help me life is over. I;ll NEVER live this down.

Here she comes Lionel

going by his other post ... he's going muff diving.

Trying to get a dead Flymo working, bet it was made in China.

Back in my early twenties i had a mate that just disappeared on his bike nobody new where he went not his family, girlfriend or friends. He turned up out of the blue about a year later, i asked him where the fuck he'd been as everyone was worried about him and he just casually replied i went down the shop for some fags and milk got talking to some guys on bikes from a club down south going to a party and decided to join them then just travelled around partying with them

Nope, second time for me. First one did me a favour and fecked off with someone else.

To know me is to love me.

Go get her tiger!

FUCK ALL That's what I'm doing...................

I can't help you much except to say that when I swim I go around in circles

I'm preparing to hop to your house right now ...........

Expecting AmaZon to deliver my new weight belt, with my wetsuit i bob like a cork on the surface. Makes ya wonder why corks Bob. Bob? Any input on all this its getting deep. Hope i dont add to much weight first time out.

Its a type of Reggie Perrin. Mental health problems that make people up and leave with no warning are no fun for anyone, thats a deep unhappiness, a complete shut down, poor fucker, his wife will be having a real shit time too. You always hope its cos his life was bad and he had the strength to say “Fuck this shit” and rode off into the sunset, leaving a note to never return, that somehow the people around him deserved it but usually its just old as the hills dark depression. But then who hasn’t had days when they’ve considered doing exactly what he did? When I was teenage I crashed my car into a lamppost (dog ran out) and was going to get grief for being late, I walked towards where I worked and carried on walking.. fuck that shit!

So Pete hasn't got a single vote yet, what can we learn from this ? What say you @Swagman

I think deep down they have a heart and just feel sorry for the cunt .

We had fishcakes this evening with waffle fries, mushy peas and salad.

Friday dinner, to get rid of the covid shot side effects. Little bit of chorizo, then some ribs with salad and white rice.

Well, I ‘m single …

in the future i might get press ganged by a lady with large squashy bits

no i have seen some mates come unstuck

This thread is men only, no peados!

A girl named sue,, worst case scenerio...........i might at best at least get a B single country song out of all this.

You definitely wudna want to be hopping back

WTf do you expect farmers to wear, they probably looked forward all week to that disco

Big green ones! Some of them were even trying to dance in them!

you sure they was wellies...

I tell you what's even odder.....the guy was apparently suffering from depression, so he skips town and rides to fucking Aberystwyth. It pisses down there every day! I can remember going to a disco on the old pier there in 1980 and there were guys in there wearing Wellies! No.....I'm not joking......fucking Wellies!

Operating in 3D environments is a form of entertainment now, they did train me in underwater work while working for the USAF as our chit went underwater allot butt... We never impressed the navy so there is that.

A nice weekend of little commitment, my favourite. Saturday taking Bandit for diagnosis, getting the 9T’s MOT done and maybe fitting the Himalayan pannnier racks, also hoping to fit a ride in. If I can get hold of some lobster which round here isnt easy (cos we live by the sea so of course there is no seafood ) then some fine wine and lobster Thermidor on the balcony in the sunshine before the Rugby kicks off. Sunday reliable ol’ sausage sandwiches for breakfast, a beef, red wine and pickle onion pie (a very robustly flavoured beast of a pie that shouldnt work but very much does) n homemade icecream for lunch/dinner then lazing around complaining you’ve eaten too much in the afternoon.

You have to stay awake for foreplay and so far the repetition of old trolling is ... well…

She'll be all sweetness and light for a couple of days......then he'll never hear the end of it for the rest of his life!

Ooh , what’s slowly going to do , tell me off… or give you a damp cloth and some blue crayons so you can wipe the porridge of your chin and the front of your Wales top and go carry on drawing some Dolphins .

Hey, Mike, time to go home:

Sounds like an annoying woman, just from reading those two sentences!

Reminds me of the story of that american bus driver that instead of stopping for the first stop of his route headed out on a tour accross the US, only to return the bus a couple of weeks With today's fuel costs he'd be broke after two days, though

Sounds like it.....just seen this from his wife: "Update, mike has made contact and is safe! Myself and his family would like to say a massive thank you to everyone for sharing, messaging and support we have recieved. We would ask that we are given some time and space and that mike is NOT contacted for the time being". Damn.....I was hoping he was shacked up with his bit on the side!

There's some seriously sick freaks in this place!

wednesday, July 31????

I think I’m going to have to abstain this time on the grounds it’s melting my melon.

But in the end I decided on this one, while I was waiting for my rescue. The thin trees on the blue sky backdrop just adds to the sadness......

Then I thought this photo of Bagheera, just before I knew he was dead. The natural light is so awesome. He looks so peaceful, not dead...lol

Well I don't have too many photos from this month. I ride Charlotte (my Honda CB500F) several times a week, but never stop to take photos. Bagheera (my Himalayan) was in need of repairs for a lot of the month. Which made me think to enter this photo, considering there was a bike in a van before...

There can be only one.

why dont you fuck off and be happy with what i've give you.