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A topless shot for you perverts to wank over. A sharp eye will spot the coca?cola bottle opener That came with the WWII Jeeps too, its a tradition Suks wouldnt know about.

Based on his/her photo stealing, we don't even know if the Duc is someone else's. Six could be a transexual or even uglier than Bob. There is obviously something to hide beyond being a van peado. Let the speculation begin!

Tomorrow i have an MOT on the CRF1000 and might have a ride about cant remember the last time i was out on it. I think Sunday i will be cheering myself up by smashing the XR off some rocks there might be some mud and water to splash through as well

Heresy. Wood? How how about a new material, bonding fiber and marine grade resins, its a wonder material, you can cut it with a hand saw! Shape it with 50 grit by hand, space age stuff, alimimnum, ffs i cant even spell that chit right and the English fuck up the spelling too what does that tell you, commies, i smell commies. Real men get wood, and it rhymes with good, how cool is that.

Maplethorpe.........Looked on the UK map......nowhere to be found. Sod it.....I will go to Mablethorpe instead.

How about I just wish his Jeep lived closer?

I dunno, got a CJ-5 to play with now, i get bored doing the same thing over and over again, i tend to move on, only riding has kept young in my heart, everything else gets old, its over when things start to Suk of course...lol.... gets a Suk reference in there 5 points for me.

The dealer here has thus far proved pretty fair, they fucked something up when I imported the bike but made it right, they have even given me a couple of free mot's, I got them to fit the brake discs because they gave me such a good price that it would have worked out only £40 less for me to do them myself. They don't try to upsell me on anything and know I do most of my own work so I'm not a cash cow for them. Even so, I popped in the other day for a couple of side stand pucks and the parts girl gave me a couple of promotional ones she had in a draw rather than sell me some of the ones they have on the shelf. I even get free coffee and very often a wee cake or some such from the girl in the merchandise department so all in I have nothing bad to say about them.

Should have took the photo before I started eating but there it is, Steak and ale pie with mash, veg n gravy.

mine is

My sister ain't that ugly.

Same - sitting here freezing my ass off at the PC. 47F/8C here now. Hope it warms up a bit,

Jesus, surely he can't be that bad

Putting my fleece on, it's a bit nippy at moment.

So, trying to keep my mum’s mind away from my dad perishing in a second grade hospital while covid mandates short daily visitations, I took to making or buying nice dinners, this is southern Portugal in the summertime Ham and cheese toast with local seasonal fruit, a classic Took her out to my favourite japanese restaurant, portuguese fresh fish presented by a master japanese chef! It was her first time ever in a japanese place and she loved it! The fried soft shell crabs had a part to play in howmuch dhe liked it, though, it’s almost a portuguese flavour a simple lunch, tomato and mozzarella salad with bread and peaches for dessert, summer means peaches and melons in Portugal My cooking, this is local clams a’la “bolhão pato”, basically clams sautéed in olive oil, garlic, fresh coriander and white wine, and served with the local bread Neighbour’s grilled chicken joint, really 50 meters away, cooks the tastiest small chicken in the Algarve. dad was still unsure and I was going to the bottom of Santa’s bag to fetch something tasty to eat! The local roaster serves chicken with their own lemon and garlic sauce, home made fries, and home made chopped and assembled salad as well, along wisome good value white wine it was delicious and cost a tenth of the sushi place Today’s lunch, southern Portuguese bread (toasted) with extra virgin low accidic olive oil, ground tomato and garlic paste, and Scottish smoked salmon slices, on a mounted toast with oregano, with a seasonal watermelon out of the refrigerator and cut into cold cubes as dessert

Is there a "Dislike" button on here.?

Do bikes sleep when their upright took me a while to dig this one out on my own

playing , bit generous... bench warmer

Oh yeh.....Mawsley plays football. Fuck knows how with him being a fat bastard!

Wot tYm said and I think I'm right in saying that we invented the language while you lot have tried your best to fuck it up

I am doing nothing but babysitting a brat of a dad. Beach will be overcrowded in the weekend, will try to resist drive there, no bike is a sad life.

They say it feels like 100 degrees today, it getting brutal in the man cave, the doors face west. Work on jeep has halted and ive retreated to air condition space A. Over.

I guess you dont want to hear about the 4wd centre im going to run on my "back 40", you did know i own 50 acres of forest land i dunno anywho i got 20 acres of swamp alone to let the local Jeepers trucksters, and an odd Welshman on an enduro~~~~~ try to prove their penis size by racing through a mudhole at $100 a shot, plus service fee and taxes butt a complimentory hotdog and slurpee will be served by Hajji's 7/11 service van.

That's his husband

no @XTreme was not there.

You're older than me you lying twat!

here you go .... if you can guess where i am in pic i,ll post one up of me in a thong.....

Dew waaaaaaant some mate

Ok ok …. I got a different hair do now though .. enjoy

you bunch of fucking shirt lifters... and @Clive you could of met up for a coffee when i was near Matlock but you came out with some feeble excuse, i'd of bought it

http://www.shirebrookmotorcycles.co.uk/ A busy place at times....it looks like the Open all Hours shop......without the veg.

Yes, a tyre for the scoot, and I will ride there on the scoot....only 1 (poor) bike shop in Mansfield, another a few miles away, but they are (in my opinion) a bit of a rip off place, top prices for everything they sell........where I go is a old fashioned cycle/motorcycle shop......reasonable prices, and if they ain't got it, 9 times out of 10 they will get it withing 2 days.

No heatwave for us....which is fine by me..............40c....nope, your welcome to it.

Footy …

My first guess was your case of herpes...lol

Im using the same kind of seats from bass pro...lol

On my way to the beach, this morning, left the fucking car what seemed like 50 miles away from where I should if I had a parking place like Tim’s. Still, gave me the chance to marvel at a quiet morning on the Faro marshes

Is @Mawsleyon tv?

Tried!!!!.....they are doing a fucking good job of it.

gay

Obviously he was worried about being kidnapped in your van

I´ve ridden a K1600B and to me that was a great bike, great engine, chassis at motorway speeds my GS (with 50% tires) wasn't really happy about in a wet autumn, heated seat, really comfy tourer that was! Plus it did wheelspins in third and fourth gears entering a wet motorway, that was proper fun! I've never ridden this one but after having sit on a naked one I can't see how it can be anything except a Harley wannabe

All amazing and delicious and trully caring. Very sweet indeed!

Exactly Pete………..riding the Himalayan is fine now but that CBR is still a bit much

So I've pulled my trousers up and I'm still in shock and not paying too much attention to the doctor. I finally realised she is waving a very small transparent pill container at me and speaking. The container is a few inches long, has a label on it and a screw lid. She wanted me to go to the toilet and provide a urine sample. Not easy with such a small container, but I did my best and gave the outside a good wash afterwards. I handed over the still warm container and the last thing she did was sit me down and open a book in front of me. I recognised it at once. It was the book of numbers they test you for colour blindness with. I first did this test at an opticians when I was 8 years old. I can only see the first number, the rest is just a sea of dots. I have even asked people who can see the numbers to trace them with their finger and I still can't see them. Strangely every eye test since they have made me do it again, like I am going to be miraculously cured of being colour blind. So of course, I fail the test as usual. Oh dear she said, you can't join the T.A. if you're colour blind!!!!! Now why didn't she tell me that at the start, we could have skipped the anal foreplay and gone straight for the rejection! Not only that but I could have spent my weekend previously indoors in the warm instead of running up and down an assault course. I left the room and went out to the waiting area. My mate was waiting with a smirk on his face, knowing what I'd gone through. "Don't worry" he said, "As you get promoted they put more fingers up. Become an officer and you get the whole bloody arm!" A few days later I go back to Tilbury and see the sergeant who first signed me up and sent me on the 2 day testing weekend. He's seen all my results. He's especially upset about the colour blindness because I got the highest score in the intelligence test out of the 100 blokes there, not that much of a feat as I said, some could barely write. He asked me if I was still keen to join. I asked how that was possible being colour blind. He looked around to make sure no one was listening and then told me to go to another regiment and apply all over again. Then I could learn the colour blindness test and fake it. I thought about it for a few seconds. "I'd have to have a medical again wouldn't I?" "Oh yes.". "I think I'll leave it if it's all the same to you, cheerio........."