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You people have some nerve thinking my posts dont make any fucking sense after the last two pages of this fucking abortion of a thread, carry on, funny as fuck however...

Buckster age 13 ...

When I was a small child on holiday these sort of post cards cracked me up. Now I'm a mature adult, I snurk on the inside only of course.

Lazy Dagos on the beach all pile in to apprehend Drugs traffickers! Top Dagos!

Not sure they were after him

The only time I've ever seen Spaniards move that quick is to avoid doing any work!

"Hey look the guy with the weed is here!" The people at the party could be heard saying as they bum rushed the guy.

If you can't lift your own bike up you should be choosing another bike. When your on a muddy trail with a camber it can take a bit of effort and ingenuity but you should always be able to lift it up by yourself .

You don't need a jack. Adrenaline and embarrassment usually suffices.

Yes, now I'm glad you brought that up. Why is it that no slope looks as bad as it is in real life in a photograph or a video. If I took a picture of the top of Everest it would look like a billiard table.

Have to tell Mandi that.

yeah, one of them small bikes. i remember having to dodge the projectiles that came out of his exhaust! Dean - center of pic Some dude pretending to be a bad-ass adv rider

Beleive me Yen, that took some getting upright. The photo just doesn't do justice to how steep and bloody slippery it was.

Is that even fallen over. Sometimes doing that is easier than trying to get the side stand down on very uneven ground (on smaller bikes only of course).

More Mañana than marijuana?

BLOCKED

One of those brief phases without a beard.

Taken before his Hillbilly and Hipster phases Rick!

He was. had a blast at the rally (SWFEST). Stayed in contact with him for a few years after that. He did up and quit and hit the road south. Somewhere along the line, bought one of them big, foreign overland vehicles that was impounded at one of the borders he was crossing. wonder who knows where he might be now?

Tell you what, I’ll do a vid and try to lift my bike one handed, once I get it alone nd not be too embarassed to act like a twat in front of other people

A gs is easier than most bikes because it won’t drop so low as something with no engine sticking out, but just turn the steering pointing up and lift on the lower end of the handlebar…

I am willing to lay my bike gently down and show how to pick it up to one of you guys who say it can’t be done. That’s a tall as fuck guy on the video, no way he can’t lift that bike if he didn’t to grab it like a bag of oranges.

Poor Hitler

True!

Sounds like Mad Dean!

At last, some class.

Thank you,been riding motorcycles since I was 18 and ride a 2018 Harley Davidson Street Glide.It relieves my stress being a mom of 2 sons whom are 14 and 16.Even ride it to the John Deere,Kubota and IH Case dealership picking up small parts.I own a farm equipment,tractor and heavy equipment repair shop.Even has helped me through my hard time when I lost my husband in January to cancer.A veteran as well,did 8 proud years in the United States Marines.

@XTreme surely this is one step away, if that , from a flounce ?

At least I got a bike …. blame your family and pals for making you support Leicester it’s not my fault

Out of his depth Dave!

The house inside isn't too bad......double glazing closed, shutters down and thick walls. As I've said it's getting round and doing things is the problem.

This is your best player says it all , does he ride a scooter … or horse and cart

Of course......why wouldn't I? But you have to get out of your car to do things.

Don’t be so bitter you can’t help where you was born and being pressured to support a crap club from a young age ….. Leicester’s ground will never have the atmosphere of Anfield

Is it a sign of mental illness to regret not going on this trip: No gold found, but something twice as heavy....

Fred has shown clearly why you shouldn't really go out trail riding on your own, but we've all done it and sometimes you've just got to get yourself out of a situation. Back in 2015 I was riding some new (to me ) lanes in Dorset, the ground underfoot was soft as we'd had a lot of rain but the first set of lanes were uneventful. Then I came to this one, the grass was long (it was July) so it was hard to see what the surface was like . Next minute my front wheel disapearred down a hole , the lane had been undermined by badgers It took me about 45 minutes of sweating to get Doris out , in the photos she's half way out and I'm starting to win. That day was a draw I reckon, Suzuki DR350 1-1 Badgers

Do bikes sleep when their upright took me a while to dig this one out on my own

First Edition ... lets hope its the fucking last.

The problem is that it does not know if it wants to be a Harley or a Goldwing and it’s neither.

I think thats a good looking bike but if that chap riding is normal size then maybe a bit cramped.

George Carlin was epic !!