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He's offering to come and paint your wheels while they're still attached to the bike

Considering you've only got 24bhp......surely a Calendar would be better than a Speedo?

yeh Bonio was easy , told him he'd deffo get a mod gig here.

Ohh...well considering we roll in km/h here that sounds good to me...... But I understand how it can be a bit annoying. I had an Mazda RX7 that was in miles.....always messed me up. I even tried to explain this to the nice police officer who thought I was speeding....

That’s my profile photo on the local dating site. Took it using an iPhone app called PrettyMeUp.

Best thing about a KLR, knowing how slow you are going is never an issue.

and so it begins ….

Morning Bonio good to see you. Be warned this bunch of ragamuffins are unrefined piss takers, then again who doesn’t like a rough cut diamond in a smooth world Ah good to see before I’ve even finished typing that they’ve already demonstrated it

no pun intended eh Pete

Oh so sorry. But hey, I am prone to careless mistakes so start as you mean to go on.

Will do. I asked Pedro about mask wearing and he said the rules keep changing and here a lot of folk aren’t bothering now but so long as you wear one indoors no-ones fussed. Fortunately I have no need (or desire) to go anywhere crowded but if I did it would involve having to go in somewhere to get something done. Left two masks in the car and bought 10 at the supermarket yesterday Mr Slowly saw his first Brit knuckle draggers looking forlorn and lost while on his morning run down the promenade. He said blimey they stick out a mile so I laughted and said so do we?! I think it’s kind of a service to the locals to be easily picked out, I mean at least they know who to avoid unlike Weston super mare where they’re often indistinguishable from the general dross that lives there, where there’s no warning that the moron who left his brain at home is about to step out in front of your car without looking or suddenly jam on the brakes because they don’t understand the road system

If you ride with an open face helmet you used to have to wear a mask but not sure if that’s still the case? Funny as fuck watching the mask either shred if it was the paper variety or simply ride up over their eyes if it was cloth.

The brevity of this statement is not to be underestimated. It’s impact is devastating and not something I can live with. The decaf tea is absolute shite. Doesn’t taste like tea at all, it’s extremely weak but has strong odd aftertaste, it also smells strange. Spain maybe over quicker than I thought

There you go, fixed.

Don't worry Clive I'm not going full cager I want something more comfortable for distance riding, vstrom thou, tiger 1200 though a busa does very much appeal right now

Me on Port Talbot beach in 2006 Paul used to have a great route through the dunes onto the beach. We'd have a razz around the beach for about 15 minutes and then over the track by the edge of the steelworks with their security trying to chase us

Its lovely and clean in Port Talbot just look at that beautiful deserted beach photo taken from on top of one of the shit tanks next door

You’re not the one who’s responsible for 8,000 fish dying in the river Sheppey after a sewage discharge are you? Feck I liked you up til now

People are just as lost on the internet as they are on the UK road network

poll

Well he'd get more votes than Six that's for sure!

I’m not far behind you on that Clive, I’m lucky that I’m a good lip reader but that’s hardly much of a benefit for going deaf young! Well youngish 37. Can’t believe it’s only been 10 years! Mr Slowly was knocking on the door and ringing the bell for ages this morning but I was upstairs and didn’t hear it. If he hadn’t been wearing his smart watch and been able to call he’d probably still be on the doorstep

Word on the street is that you tipped him off! You heard that @Clive? And I thought you were working on PigDad? Having said that, @bonio's a good signup!

Well there is a slight similarity. They both wear biker clothing, just one of them is also a better rider

stu and bender ...

That’ll learn ya for being community minded, won’t be agreeing to another vaccine trial I bet In seriousness though, it was an admirable thing to do and a shame to get bitten on the arse by it.

It’s actually Empress Grasshopper but she doesn’t like the hoi polloi to know she’s slummin it

I'm waiting for the Tiger 660 to be launched, Pete, so I can give it a test ride. I think the launch date is next month sometime.

Had a look online this very morning But this setting up in Spain malarkey is far more time consuming than I anticipated. Big difference between rucking up at a place and living out of a suitcase for a couple of weeks and actually having things set up and feeling comfortable. Many annoying things to sort out! Still I’m well on my way and if I stopped the avoidance tactics like checking this forum I’d probably be way ahead Heyho one doesn’t want to rush, it just isn’t the done thing here Your mate with the storage facility, where are they based?

Mr Slowly drops his shirts off at an ironing service He might realise theres not one when his morning papers aren’t as crisp

Mr Slowly will be so chuffed that he's going to get a new iron and board

Ive got to go back to the sodding supermarket again, thought I’d nailed it yesterday but among the annoying shite you don’t want to spend money on I missed iron and ironing board

I can get a (small) weekly shop under the scoots seat.....

It's better than owning a Scooter!

Lol yep it isn’t great and they have normal PG tips and tetley but I just can’t pretend normal tea isn’t messing with my heart rate so decaf it is. Would probably be alright if I didn’t drink 10 cups a day Maybe Amazon has the solution or am I going to be one of those brits whose luggage is full of teabags?

I was working with a colleague quite a few years ago in our workshop. He dropped a tiny spring on the carpeted floor. I spotted it straight away and picked it up for him. He looked at me and said " Fuck me, Bob, you've got eyesight like a shithouse rat!" So maybe we could adopt this as the imperial standard for eyesight classification?

I don’t know what you mean?

There'll be loads of Brit shops where she is so she won't have to make the trips that I do.

decaf tea bags ? what sort of shite is that

Brit tea bags!

I think 24bhp is one more than my Honda Rally

If you Google ‘speedo overlay stickers’ you’ll probably find what you’re looking for in a bigger print

We are away next Monday (in a caravan) till Friday........but after the last caravan adventure (Mablethorpe ) we will take our own kingsize quilt and pillows, as the the pillows provided were as flat as After Eight mints, and the quilt barely covered the bed, And my wife wants her coffee maker taking too....I don't talk to her till she has had her 1st morning coffee.

i never was into tenting i would sooner throw a mattress in the back of my van its drier

I managed to remove the Martini racing stickers today, even with my daughter hairdryer warming the adhesive up they kept flaking into small pieces, but managed to do it without marking the paintwork.

Come on now Buck, I'd hardly call that hideous barge that you ride a work of art , the fairing on it looks like the back of your bus

Will you stop going on about your Lord and Master......let it go man!

White tailed Sea Eagle in Lofoten, Norway.