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Weekend ... he'll be gimped right up ... and have a face that looks like a plasterers radio.

A bee on a Buddleja Globosa

Where’s @Buckster he hasn’t insulted me for at least 3 days, the lazy git didn’t even call @MooN a cunt yesterday. It’s not right you know ....,.,

Male House Sparrow - Passer domesticus

Well someone had to do something like say, go to the beach...nice calm day at the Rock. Just before i was attacked by a great white and saved by flipper, my camera died. Sorry.

Oh fuck off you sad twats.

he's been spotted at an airport .... few travel restriction lifted so he's gone to spread it about...

Nuthatch - Sitta europaea

What you lookin' at?

Robin - Erithacus rubecula

Blue Tit - Cyanistes caeruleus

Dunnock - Prunella modularis

Common Buzzard - Buteo buteo

Wally the Walrus whilst he was killing a few weeks in Tenby

Based on what i see wearing tight chit baggy cant come back as a style soon enough.

We dint have to see Bruce in his new wetsuit, thats something.

Might be worth holding fire for the moment.

Three Cliffs Bay in a Moonlit night Long exposure for brightness and to cause star trails

Canary Shouldered Thorn moth

A Sparrowhawk in my garden

I have a cheapo dash cam......don't know if it works or not as I can't view the recordings.

Like fuck are they getting any of my pictures for the price of a calendar and fucking T-Shirt, they're worth far more than that as are most good shots from anyone Hate these cheap ass competitions they're designed so the publishers get to pay fuck all for top quality images, being publishers they know better, they know what effort it takes to get good shots WANKERS That's my rant over

Won't happen it's taken him years to find out how a still camera works and then years to work out how to post the results

If retailers drop the Hero 9 to about €300 then I'll go for that. I know the 10 is better......but I doubt it's nearly €200 better!

Looks like the bee has passed out on the flower......too much pollen again

I see they chose to do it when it was dry, wimps.

Been thinking of something for a while especially since I've been reading about people getting abused by the general public on the trails. Only 2 weeks ago Steve one leg got beaten by an old lady with a walking stick some of the other lads had verbal abuse off two old ladies at the end of another lane and i had an encounter with an angry farmer the other day. Would be nice to get some video of them but £500

I can’t be bothered to grovel on the floor to get a photo but mine are definitely clean. I use a toothbrush

Having a Spandex moment on his bicycle?

And @Clive didn't get given any more bikes of course!

sure buckster would lend them or at least let slowly know his supplier.

Well, the rain and wind storm they were calling for sure has arrived. I had a really busy week and I'm thinking it is best to just relax today. So I started a warm fire, made some more coffee and now I'm working on a new Grasshopper's Path video.

Chains are something that I'm very obsessive about......they always have to have the exact tension, be spotlessly clean, and well lubed! This is mine at 23K kms/14.5K miles.......but it would be a lot better if I'd owned it from new. It's condition wasn't that bad when I got it......it's just that it was dirty and gummed up with wax! So it wasn't running as freely as it should have been. Lot better now after repeated cleanings and regular use of Castrol Synthetic chain oil! So let's see yours! I know @Tym's and @boboneleg's will be very good........but god knows what @Sir Fallsalot's will be like! Probably half a field embedded in it!

Nah! That’s still shit by your standards , you need to up your game

Fucking snowflake seriously needs a bullet in the back of her head.

@Tym to Aisle 1!

Dead right you are.

In that case you’d do a lot worse than a twin. However, the main limit will be your budget and also how old you’re prepared to go. For example, a newish Honda CB500X with decent tyres will do everything you want and Rally Raid in the UK do some great stuff for them. However, you could pick up a much older Kawasaki KLE500 for next to nothing, spend a little bit on consumables to get it running and riding nice and that will also do the distance stuff but will be so much better than the Honda off road……….and it’s a Kawasaki so will not break.

I’m banned from ABR but somehow your link got me in

I'm taking my bike is in for a service/MOT on Thursday and have asked for the G310GS as a courtesy bike while I wait. Am interested to see what it's like.

@Slowlycatchymonkey how about a second hand KTM690 Enduro R, fairly tall but again they sink a fair bit once you get on. Great bit of kit off road and plenty of grunt on the tarmac………but that seat is truly awful. Mind you, I rode mine from Burgos in the north of Spain to our house down here on the south east coast in one hit. Couldn’t walk properly for a couple of days Anyway, loved it and I’d have another in a heartbeat.

Good bikes that’s for sure, ditch those wheels and replace with some nice lightweight spoked ones and you’d have some credibility.