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@XTreme I did place my entry i'm going to win with your bike without the top box But just in case i'll chuck this one in

The media don’t report the news anymore, now they create it, the U.K. is copying the U.S. in this, fuck knows why.

Gratuitous shot of swimming in a Cenote in Mexico.

Gov.UK figures for Bristol in September 2021 Rate of COVID-19 cases in Bristol in past 7 days 21 September 2021: 185 per 100,000 people 17 September 2021: 131 per 100,000 people 14 September 2021: 152 per 100,000 people 10 September 2021: 261 per 100,000 people Comparison with England and other local authorities for current week England: 303 cases per 100,000 people Neighbouring local authorities Bath and North East Somerset: 221 cases per 100,000 people North Somerset: 239 cases per 100,000 people South Gloucestershire: 189 cases per 100,000 people Somerset: 266 cases per 100,000 people Local authorities in England with the highest rates of COVID-19 cases per 100,000 people Barnsley: 582 North Lincolnshire: 545 Leicestershire: 515 Calderdale: 503 Northamptonshire: 491

No fuel shortage and no tanker driver shortage, just some fuckmuppets from a haulage association released a false report, the press jumped all over it and the public became complete fucking retards Don't care my scooter is full and I can get 75mpg

I think you will all be swimming in money, big boobs and MV Agustas in a couple of years, once all that money from the US, India, Australia thing starts flowing through the UK. This is nothing but a hiccup in turning the empire back on.

There you go again, don’t associate every one with your standards … we stopped at a diner and had a lovely fry up .

Well, if I can provide an external view: It is known that England is pretty congested, but at the same time it is also known that wages are a lot higher than in "poorer" countries, your cars are newer, you are perceived as a culture of consumerism and that entices people who come from places where they simply have no money after going through monthly basic living expenses to try and make it there. I remember minimum wage being less than 500€/month in Portugal, today it's 665€/month. If you work a full job to come home and pay groceries and bills and be skint in two weeks, suddenly a congested island seems pretty good as people are picturing being in traffic sitting inside a brand new BMW. Reality for most of those immigrants might not be what they expect, but that's what they're going after. I know several people who went to the UK to work a few years ago, @Sofia being one of them with a skillset, while others go hoping for whatever comes their way. It is not easy adapting from south Europe to the UK or any other "northern" country but it does turn out great for lots of people compared to what they had back home. This is my perspective, and I'm doing good in a European country. Factor in coming from an Eastern European ethnic cleansing ex-war ruin, or borderline civil war African country, and that congested plague central is bliss once you have a full stomach everyday while being able to send a little money home at the end of the month.

I have to say, with that weather a dry comfy van doesn't sound so bad ...

Six is a fucking Chav!

More van action …

I've voted.......for @Pedro. I think that's a great pic......and it's one of the rare occasions when he's not taking a piss!

For some strange reason I am sad because I don't have a photo for this month.... I could whine about the reasons but that won't help. I will just enjoy everyone else's photos and hope for a better month in October for such things.....

Fuck no

Photo ops en-route! Wheel it out by something like a castle....get a pic.....push it back in!

Soon as we got off the M3 it started hammering it down , still raining now …. come to sunny Cornwall they said ….

Two or three years ago there was a strike here too, for HGV drivers of dangerous loads, fuel being the most significant. I did have enough fuel on the car to go home and there I had the GS fully fueled, and went on a trip enjoying my 600km autonomy on back roads It did get ugly, once planes started getting grounded for having no fuel and the army started doing the minimum service transport some people got really agitated, but Portugal being Portugal all was well after a couple of days

Well I know the first test monkey to try it out.

They can’t lie straight in bed mate.

The UK is a superpower again, your fuel shortages have made it to portuguese news broadcasting! According to my tv you're solving this by issuing visas to foreign truck drivers. Smart, you understood what caused the issue and are now doing the opposite to fix it, we should all have such humble governments. Maybe next will be a list of unwanted or difficult jobs being sent to other countries: please send 300 bricklayers, 140 garbage men, 500 cheap hospice nurses, 10000 fruit pickers, 3 cheap certified nuclear scientists, etc, I could see that working...

See we are up there, county full of maskless knobs, I always wear a mask in enclosed space.

That’s it Pedro , if the weather is shit me and the mrs can still go out and do stuff… if it’s good weather she can do stuff and I’ll go out on bike

Twat… Rugged individualism… van action food stop

Can't see many chavs owning them, unless they pinch them.

The Chav bike is going this time?

You keep score?

They keep saying, so how come now we have 8000 petrol stations and 5500 have no fuel.

Another conspiracy is modern petrol goes off so can't be kept for so long. After all what's happened we now have a stock pile so the scare mongering was started deliberately. Petrol used to last for bloody ages but not so sure with ethanol mixed in.

Can't admit the truth can they?

They've got the Johnson (Delta) variant now I expect.......cos the twat didn't stop Indians going in cos he was begging them for a trade deal.

Well I ain’t one of them I filled my car before all this started last week, and it’s still reading full.

Yeah my mates brother has just gone down with it as well, and yep he’s a teacher double vaccinated.

I guess that having 12+ year old kids vaccinated here is having an effect. I see younger kids walking down the road to school in the morning and they've all got masks on. Interestingly, my eldest so told me that my ex has gone down with Covid (double vaccinated) in the last week or so, she works in a school. So, make of that what you will!

Murdoch!

We've got 55.9 / 100000 in our department and 58.7 / 100000 nationally.

Top row four from left, is she people smuggling.

No neither do I, such a bunch of idiots, can they never grasp that they are the problem, this happens every time and they still fail to see what a total load of tosses they are.

Is this a trick question? I hate trick questions. I literally have no idea why the UK population panics when they see a headline

Still no blowjob for the gimp then.

Surfer's paradise here, in several coastal towns now that the September tides are bringing in the proper big waves, people arriving from all over by plane and car, what can go wrong?

Thats a lovely thought but I’ve just bought some soft ones in a fit of pique!