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Well, it had been a few years without a bike but I eventual decided to get riding again albeit a bit more sedated as I could never seem to act my age on road bikes and we all know how that ends, been there done that, don't want to spend another two months in a wheelchair So a scooter it was in the hopes of limiting my own twatish behaviour I was getting a bit nervous riding the scoot, loving it but it was a bit odd in it's road manners, low speed bends/corners in particular the bike would step out on the rear causing butt fluctuations and a need for clean underpants on occasion after a while (500 miles ish) I thought I'd best have a closer look to see what's happening, the rear tyre had plenty of it's tread, I'd got rid of the chicken strips nicely, I did my normal tyre pressure test with my thumbs and all was fine Still stepping out on roundabouts and bends, so I put a shout out on a scoot group on facefook and it was suggested the tyre pressure might be low, surely not I tested it the same way I always tested my dirt/trail bikes with my ultra reliable thumbs As it happens when I put a pressure gauge on it there was only 6.5psi in the rear and 24psi in the front, whooops, fucking twat, I'd been gunning that round big fast bends and ridden around 500 miles including all the way to Aberystwyth and back. Well what a difference now, I'm even more impressed with the scoot, frankly for the roads I ride there's no need for anything more, I don't do two up riding, I don't do motorways or dual carriageways or at least I avoid them as best I can and stick to smaller A and B roads It now sticks to the tarmac like shit to a blanket or in this case shit to my undercaks with a 6.5psi tyre pressure So the moral of the story is don't be a cunt, scoot tyres are much stubbier and thicker and thumbs don't work

When i was first diagnosed as being diabetic i gave the wife a row for leaving sweats and shit where i could find them as i have no will power at all and will scoff the lot. So i thought she had stopped buying them as i'd not seen or been able to find anything for a long time, that was until i went somewhere i very rarely go near, the fucking washing machine, it was full and not with laundry

That's cos you're older than Bob Geldolf and look at the state of him

The rest of the sorted story of theivery.

This is a city, land and waterscape all in one. River Lea, east London, tide is out.

The sea's full of it, i cant see anyone but the sick in the head wanting to keep it, probably a lot of it is Tym's as well

I tried with the camera Tym but it was taking forever to load. I suspect that USA security forces are scanning my PC right now incase they're thinking I might invade

Mum said none of you updated the camera, now shes sure i get everything! lol Camera fogged up bad and its hard to fix that while underwater. Bridge traffic was light. Wind and tide took me right out. pic on island with blured sunshine hiding the nuke plant, cool..lol Let free Captain Turkey, he plays to the underwater crowd now. What you see floating. Took a break on a deserted beach, breakfast for mermiads if you cant find a lactating whale, we'll settle for this. Pondering the next adventure. Thats waterford island in the background.

Results of the blood test i had 6 months ago was really good, waiting for the results of the blood test i had a week ago to see if i'm keeping it down as the ones before were gradually getting higher

Fuck @Pedrodo you really need to ask.

Hey up Slowly you still got a stash, what’s your location I’ll help you scoff it so you don’t lose your figure and Mr Slowly notices.

I might well nip back and collect mine and Mandis bikes as we're only a hour away from home.

My pressure gauge was free on a motorcycle magazine that I bought in a Greek airport about 12 years ago . It still works perfectly and I've never had to change the battery, it was the best 3 euros I've ever spent. My thumbs have been redundant for over 12 years now

Packing the car for our epic journey to the east coast

Dryer chit is almost dry whites are waiting, dishes clean, made mum a mac and cheese with smoked ketucky ham and diced jalapenOOs brunch dish weird....its almost like im old enogh to take care of myself. When did that happen.

Elveden near Thetford. It's my middle childs birthday on the 14th and thought it would be a good idea to holiday together. Which is fine till I learned the destination. I can see I'll be doing lots of walking while they indulge the pool etc.

Filed under if you are working it sucks to be you. Govt just steals half your labour for the trouble, anywho might be looking on a Waterford Island day stay tuned, now to do the wash and dishes,....

The Dolomites are shite

Can you have another look tomorrow @yen_powell and see if my leg is there

It was in the showers in a gym. The Arab was wanking in there so nobody would go in.....then one of the boys climbed up the wall behind where the shower heads were and started pissing on him.

I was thinking the same

Who the fucks Bruce.

Well wouldn’t you piss on him.

Only in his dreams.

What if somebody had pissed in your face though?

Last week's sweet potato, bean and chickpea chilli, done in the slow cooker. This was probably my most successful recent attempt!

Menu choices have become very restricted since Mandy has been diagnosed with high blood pressure, high cholesterol and she's (we're) on a diet! My cooking has had to become a bit more "experimental"!

Ooh loverly that would take his fat head off, what a nice thought that is would make my Christmas complete.

Not enough armoury

Im heading south, then, north, can youn tell?

I noticed the savvy parents found their way into the pool area remaining fully clothed and sat drinking beer n reading while us less than sensible ones got whacked in the face by sheets of water and the limbs of squealing children Bicycle hire is a good move but you might want to face the inevitable now and book up early cos the seasoned parents have all the good shit (and bicycles) booked up long before they arrive!

Sat at the Mac drinking coffee, thinking about loading the car.

Im already reaching for my wallet

To much fat in the diet me thinks. New mission, to set fin and foot, on Waterford Island. I;ve heard canadian seals are bothering the locals. They seem polite at first then they start drinking, oy vey.

No.....he's 3 years older than me!

Im gunna leave this window open for mum on my puter: butt someone has to keep going to this websites home page https://www.boatsinc.com And fight for control of the camera and keep making it look at Millstonepoint, if wont keep looking. Im leaving shore hopefully around 0800 EST. if mum reports no one updated the camera, she lived to be almost 90 to realize nobody butt me cares. I;ll get all the gold when she dies and will blow it on hookers and drugs, So update the damn camera and i;ll have to work for a living.

Bit green here but will that poke a hole through my neighbors fat head?.

Wot tYm said

Slap ya......yes your very deserving at times.

That's not going to be easy Terry!

Which centre? Its like going on holiday to your local council run sports centre, rubbish food and overpriced activities. Took mine three times under duress because thats where their school friends were going. Only thing I can say thats helpful is take flip flops for the pool showers because the changing rooms have that slippery slime on them that you cant bear to wipe on your towel and who wants wet verruca sludge on their feet Good luck

Spent the weekend at The Aviator in Sywell. I’m a bit of a sucker for time pieces and its an old art deco officers mess that was so well looked after they kept the original Art Deco fixtures n fittings and turned it into a hotel. Its still a working airfield and has a museum attached (shut this morning so cant tell you what thats like). I loved the old furniture and architecture. After a lovely ride in the sunshine across the Cotswolds it was a great place to stop. The food menu does not do the place justice at all, it was well executed but very basic pub menu (gammon egg n chips, burger n chips etc etc) but they said they had to pull the menu right back because just like other hotels they cant find staff and have to keep it as simple as possible. Cheaper than most premier inns but much much more interesting. https://www.aviatorhotel.co.uk/

Amazing compacted sand in those two pictures, that's almost cheating. I would love a crack at that. Here's my very shity phone picture of the last time I rode on the beach, 11 years ago:

been to fleetwood today and had some dinner, it was a sunny/ breezy day so we watched the kite flying on the beach

Formation flouncing. we should form a team for the olympics

Who have you upset this time?