Leaderboard

How ironic that you have what appears to be a 'dick' growing out of your head

Whats not to like? A bunch of irreverent oddballs typing whatever random thoughts pop into their heads all iced with a fine layer of sweary tourettes.

A ride drive report by Robert , aged 63 years old. As I had only used my new (to me ) car for errands so far I decided today was the day to take it for a proper drive. I had to think of a route with some points of interest but without me being tempted to take it down some muddy pit of a lane in the middle of nowhere so I decided to take a drive up the Severn Vale. First stop was Sharpness Docks as there are some interesting things to take a photo of there, turned out to be a fail as they've fenced most of it off now I did however get a photo of two Cubes together............ Next I got shafted twice as two roads in a row were closed with no warning at the begining of them, BT are on my list of wankers for today Later on I stopped at Frampton-On-Severn which has the longest village green in England (so I believe) , I wanted to take a photo in the other direction which shows how long it is but my crutches started sinking into the green so to save embarrassment I retreated........ Next I left the Vale and headed over the M5 motorway to head up onto the Cotswolds......... Up through this lane near Haresfield which was pretty close to trail-riding Then I found some abandonded building for @XTreme, he would have been all over this shit. Forunately for me it didn't involve any dead dogs and on up to the top of the hill........... Heading for home now I drove across the lower part of the Cotswolds before a last stop on the Badminton Estate , this is one of the gate houses........

This week marks 18 months since this place came to life! As I've said before, I didn't think we'd last beyond the lifting of the first lockdown......so I'm amazed we're still here! Of course, we did get a boost from new members coming in from another forum earlier in the year, and since then even more have joined up. The first one in was @Six30........but fortunately the intellectual level of new members has risen somewhat since then! The rest of you must be wondering what on earth they find attractive about a shithole like this filled with the very dregs of the internet? In fact I've wondered that myself! Maybe some of them can clue us in on that? All I can say is we're glad to have you all onboard......however you got here! And I'm really trying hard not to fuck this place up as bad as I did the others! What you say @Tym?

Velcro is the answer.

There are only a handful of people here who actually ride bikes, only three of us ride any distance. We have a gammon who carts his bike about in a van, a ginger on a Chinese copy of a bmw, some geriatric Sunday drivers wondering if they are going to join Bobs gimp brigade due to diabetes, a fucking anorexic nutball and a guy who shits his pants for fun. It sounds like a BBC2 soap opera.

Why does this amuse me so much? Time to break out the diazepam @Rob M this board needs it. You can write prescriptions for emergency PRN, can’t you? .

What the fuck you got on yer head twat.

Very tasty.

You can see right there why people want to be part of this shit!

My topbox is probably inadequate, which for some strange reason is highly appropriate. 30litres. Which is sufficient for my needs. (Such as they are) it’s aluminium which only decreases it’s worth. I guess and from a little known brand out of darkest Bulgaria. Just to make matters worse - if such a thing is even possible. it’s a struggle.

Did you get your clutch in your motor....

Forest Gump said , can he have his boots back.

Where? In Marie's fanny?

My arm got stuck now what.

You take your lead from a drug abusing misogynist who suffered from jealousy n paranoia then? Now that explains some stuff

I have no problem with top boxes, especially when you can remove them in one swift movement. But even though it's sooooooooooooooooo easy to remove them, some don't bother when they're taking a photo

Legionnaires.

I sincerely hope your bike is not in that van

I get a feeling we're thinking the same way Bob! And I know we think the same on TOTY!

I think ladies are included

On so many forums people say "Welcome to the Mad House" to new members......then when you look at the board itself it's boring as fuck! You look for madness and there's just non-stop tedium, boredom, whinging, and negativity. There's none of that here......just posts filled with total shit written by people who invariably need some sort of psychiatric attention.

Only real men can pull off pink so what does that say about you old have beens

When you get one let us know.

I don’t get restricted on here so guess I’ll stay, plus there are no fucking snowflake mummies girls/boys on here that’s worth staying for.

He can’t block me, I don’t have a van!!

Must be an age thing, can't hack a real bike

Shithole of a place , I only come in here cause you can swear and that .

Well you better get on and do something inspiring to get some support Rich! Failing that, give somebody your gay pink sportsbike!

Maybe its the only place will have us

@XTreme your wanted

Air con unit …??

I like that last photo on the shore of Lago di Resia, mainly because it gave me a view that I was sooo, looking forward to. which the photo only hints at, but.. zoom in:

We are leaving in the a.m. for Moab. Might not be the best idea

Oh yeh.....fully paid up member of the Metropolitan Liberal Elite he is! What you say @Tango?