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Generally I'll use Google Maps to find abandoned locations, and then switch to Google Earth to get a better idea of what's there. Because where I go there's no street views. Today I located an abandoned country house, but on checking Google Maps there appeared to be something behind it. No idea what exactly because it was too blurred to be able to see. So off I went to reach the country house.......and then investigate what was behind it! It could have been anything......midget sodomites, machete-wielding psychopaths.......or even worse, dumb fucking Brits! The house was completely sealed with no way to get access......and it was one of those creepy ones where the shutters move now and again because there are birds inside. At the side of the house there was an old cave which had been dug into the hillside. I followed the path and got behind the house itself! The pathway continued on.......which presumably led to whatever it was that showed up on Google Earth. It was a step into the unknown......but being the rugged individualist I am It didn't faze me one bit! Shit.....I don't even own a van! What I discovered was very surprising......a network of abandoned caves in ruins because the hill they were built into appeared to have collapsed in places. When you find something where the upper structure has collapsed and the flooring is subsiding in places, it's a dangerous environment! But I'm a thrill seeker and that's how I get a buzz......so in I went! At this point I was now inside the hill itself! This was where I was inside......and going through the hill itself. I emerged from the other side of the hill..... ......and then followed a hidden path.... .......that led me around the other side of the house! So I survived! You casuals can now get back to your fucking vans, gardening jobs, and domestic duties.......I've got everything under control!

I was really happy with last year's bunch.

I had plans to go out, but now we are expecting another storm.....with winds gusting up to 90km/hr later this morning... I'll just get ready and sit on my bike in the driveway, with the wind it will feel like I am really moving......lol

There is no doubt in my mind that you are a very brave man. You can clearly see that the bumming dago midgets had just gone for their lunch, you can see that they've left their musical instrument behind and had recently been chopping up firewood. You might have been bummed to musical accompaniment and then burned at the stake

Someone has to reset the bar for manhood on this planet. Went after this guy, he violated probabtion. Hid in here sneaky bastid and i ran out of air.

Another horrid day at Physical Therapy, some hussy tried to pick me up the nerve!

The CB500X is a good little bike, but it's short of a few bhp for me and it's quite top-heavy for a not-very-heavy bike. I guess that's proof that a 30 min test ride is really not sufficient to make a good assessment of a bikes suitability. I would still have had my Speed Triple if I'd not moved over here, but my priorities for a bike have changed now, so I'd probably not get another.

#4 Buckshot makes for a nice face, quickly too.

It's that time of year again.....for PUMPKINS Need to come up with this years craving plans

no you wont , i went out on my bike friday... and rode it instead of parking up and walking round ruined buildings for hours on end

I can't seem to find the Van Report from you this weekend Six?

We obviously aren't that lucky

My best guess is people were target shooting with the guns too, butt, a blank and a live round do not look alike, there is that to. Also, the level of stupid in hollyweird about firearms is worse then what Brits know about guns. Fuckup in 3 two, fish n chips.

Sorry I deleted the pic, here it is...

He's too busy trying to hide it from the police

the hidden path.... not a very well hidden path at all then

Just the odd wipe over with an old rag Pedro!

Well spotted Bob.......seems like I dodged another bullet out there!

Why have real ammunition anywhere near a set? Wouldn’t it be easier if the real stuff never made it in?

ERR NO

On a Sunday I am U.T.T. Under The Thumb.

Not a chance in hell

You don't know WTF you want Dave! I know what you need though......electroconvulsive therapy for a start! Then a van!

Dangerous logic if you apply it to motorcycles.

The point here Tym is that your average Brit doesn't want to know about guns. After all, if there hadn't been a gun in this incident, no one would be dead

heeeeeeeyyy, ok.

Mucho better!

The bike’s looking good, Pete, can’t say the same for the poor deserted places.

And he bought some real shit for sure!

As opposed to real shit

I've said this before i was talking to a guy on a new GS years ago and he asked how many bikes i had and at the time i had 5 he said i wish i had enough cash for 5 bikes i told him if he sold his GS he would as all 5 of my bikes cost less to buy, tax, MOT and insure than his GS cost to buy, you just got to be willing not to have the latest and greatest

Yes I'd buy the tiger again cos it's fucking awsome I kept the transalp for so long because I found no other bike on the market capable of doing everything the transalp would do ( kinda ties in with what @XTreme was saying ) but this tiger 800 does all that but faster smoother and better. most modern bikes are too small for me.

Come on @Six30you know I don’t take fucking pictures.

My mate had a Tuono until 2016 it was always going wrong, he traded it for the MT10.

Medical mistakes killed over 200,000 Americans in 2019.