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Not annoying at all and anyway, since @Six30 upped the game with his artwork (making mine look shoddy) I've increased my pencil case from 6 to 8 crayons

I am who I am. no more, no less. I now know the name I was born under, but nothing else changes. I had always imagined that I was probably the unwanted offspring of a polish sailor and a cheap whore ( which is why I have always laughed at notions of being British cos I was born british) I was born IN britain, but that is all.) There is no record of who my biological father was or what nationality he may have been, though it's faily obvious he must have been northern european, or caucasion at least. I am, and always have been content just being me. As for abandoning a child , who am I to judge? guessing based solely by the name of my biological mother, the year and place of birth I imagine she was a young girl, unmarried, abandoned by her boyfriend the minute he discovered she was pregnant. maybe her choice was the lesser of two evils, or maybe she was coked up to the eyeballs and needed desperately to get back on the street. Who knows?

Maybe its just me butt, a hot chicks holding two nice bottles of wine, first thing i think of to say is "Nice pair"

It came like that out of the box. That is one of those things about the Himalayan, many buy it for that "vintage" look. I liked it too, because there seemed like not much could go wrong with such a simple bike. I have also been hard on the bike and it needs new tires and some suspension love....

I'm calling out your judgment there Jed, unless of course you like photos of abandoned buildings and top-boxes

Im testing my new wetsuit out today, if anyone calls me a Bruce cause 8mm of thermoprene makes my butt look big in pic's i;ll cry.

or possibly " nice Jugs!",

I bet he is an expert at cleaning people pipes.

Don't be fooled Jed, he'll be offering to show you photos of his ginger pubes next

fuck off .... we dont all stink of piss and werthers like yourself

I'll enter Bagheera this month looking majestic in the backcountry.

Hither and thither.... pick the 400 up weekend after next !!! Squeeeee

We should all vote for this one just to piss Pete off!

no , no they dont you fukwit Barry Island chip eating ginger Ronald Mc Donald twat.

A bit of ELO always cheers me up

how have we all managed all these years to get on our bikes .... thank the lord for these videos.

heard they used him as the face of Mc Donald's back in the day....

had to , it was hurting my eyes.

I think that most enjoy the photos @Grasshopper's Ride, @Slowlycatchymonkey comment was aimed at those who express themselves in a different way, usually in single syllable words!

You really are going to town with the crayons today

thats better....

Absolutely

One of my work mates used to go to a lot of stag nights and Roger de courcy was at a couple back in the day with bollocks bear. He said he was very good.

No idea But the garage is happy to sort it sharpish so Ill not worry about it Yep the original one it had only done 2400 miles! You read my mind, I didnt have one and didnt know how to articulate we probably just need a split link in spanish plus once the recovery is involved theres no money in it for anyone to just fix it Yep when I clocked it was the chain I had a moment of nausea thinking about what could of just happened! Royal Enfield in Granada, probably the best place for it! He said they were really lovely. He introduced the guy to apple translate (works so ridiculously well it makes Google translate look very archaic) and after 20 mins chatting the guy sorted a taxi, gave him a hug and said tomorrow or friday at the latest!

That would win hands down if only the sign clearly said NO MOTORCYCLES

Hehehe

Garage action

I started the eighties at the grand old age of 12 so no i don't remember it

I've got a paint tin opener just like that.

Must be Greggs then?

The aforementioned screwdriver.

Going by your pic you look as if you're one of the younger members here Jed........cos nearly all of us are fucking ancient! I'm one of the few who has still has his mental faculties......most of the others are like Zombies!

Yes mate. Had the pleasure of wading through a mire of Greek red tape to get that sorted. Got Greek driving licence now too.

I believe Slowly is referring to the general run of the mill clientele that we have here Michelle......not to those of us who can do joined-up writing and understand data.

This is why they invented truck stops.

Have to pay for the "type" of sex they want more like.

In my experience it's always the cam etc that suffers, crank seems to manage the shortage. Unless you run it out of oil. Like the oil switch idea.

ouch.... I enjoy sharing photos, mainly because that is how I prefer to communicate, didn't know it was annoying for some....

No way, it's 20 years old and doing fine.

Yeah, not keen on them, saw them in a pub called the Royal Standard, my late mate/boss was a big big fan and dragged me along. Some sweaty sock threatened me with the 'heed' just because I trod on his foot on my way to and from the toilet. Honestly, if you spend your life in a skirt dragging your bollocks through the gorse and brambles, a sore toe should be the least of your worries. I knew I'd remember some more. Saw the Nolans at Butlins once, they were bloody funny. It was them or Roger de Courcy and Nookey bear, I think I made the right decision.

50+ years ago the world was a different place.......many were forced to do it by their parents.