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As is evidenced by the threads being started here. A bunch of myopic coffin dodgers drifting into seasonal depression and needing to wallow in each other’s misery, wouldn’t be so bad if you rode your bikes but no, let’s see what your worst bike was, what did you hate but now love (for Six that one is easy, he hated getting fondled by the guy in the van outside the school gates but now he loves being the guy in the van). Tym is wandering around lamenting the joys of shooting people while dressing up as shark bait and littering the ocean with the contents of his Halloween collection, Pete is desperate for photos of dead animals and the real possibility of being gang raped by subterranean dago midgets, then we have the nursing home brigade always one step away from a flounce, if Clive gets anything good for Christmas then he will have a meltdown and delete himself. Then we have the couple of colonists who actually ride but still don’t understand that temperature is measured in Celsius (you cunts). I’m unrealistically hoping that Pedro can still save the day but he rides a BMW and it’s only a matter of time before he starts posting his Christmas menu of giblets and slug anuses. Even the bitches seem permanently on the rag these days, steeped in indecision and bad taste and the latest influx of new members look like the refugees from a gay leper colony. So as usual it will be down to me to show the outside world that there is at least one actual biker here and it isn’t just a collection of wannabes and hasbeens. You’re welcome.

WTF were you looking at before, on the bottom left of that picture?

You lot have the chance to get a real bike picture up for everyone to see but instead you are voting for a fucking Suzuki.

I've broken down in Yarmouth too. Alcohol though.

Your life sounds so full of joy Clive

Forecast is pissing down all weekend and they're right, it's pissing down over the washing we left out. As for education I learned I could lift the desk on my erection as my English teacher had huge tits.

Moving house, so back and forth with the car and trailer. Went across to IKEA in Montpellier yesterday, what a joy that was! The kids are on half-term and the weather was shit, so I'm guessing that a huge number of parents decided that it would make a nice day out, visiting IKEA!

In my case (as always) it's my association with you that fucks things up!

no need for that

Till eventually they end up here.....

So the more problematic people are, their town names get more and more difficult to pronounce?

This is our company Logo

Your thinking of Skyrider.

In his gear , but still no bike …

Mine was brand new............but being a Suzuki it did not stay looking that was for long.

You could start with moron but fuck knows what you'd finish with

It's the tastiest bit ...

Let's be seeing it @skyrider

I hope you get ass raped by a cave dwelling dago midget.

Oh mate, Im made up for you, what a result! Did younger you ever imagine your life leading there? ps thats a sofa bed? bijeezus Ill take a pic of what a real ikea sofa bed looks like later Yep it was furnished, and nicely done too, I think my landlord is a bit well to do, not sure what the social markers are for that in Spain but he definitely has some taste and is not pond life But even so it was a shock to rack up nearly a grand in necessaries- bedding, towels, a decent kitchen knife n pan etc etc and thats just the start, I certainly looked up where the nearest ikea is, didnt go mind you, couldnt handle the fluorescent tube lighting, crappy food and rowing couples

Here's a couple of pics, @Slowlycatchymonkey. The sofa is not "the sofa"! Lol. This is the sofa bed for one of the spare rooms, but we're using it until the sofa we ordered for the lounge arrives. Is your place furnished or do you need to furnish it?

South of France, Pete, everyone has a pool.

So Six's reference to living in Rennies wardrobe on the other place was only slightly off, sounds like its more its a closet

Ikea.. the ultimate combo of shopping for cheap dull items in a place you wouldnt be sorry to hear caught fire

And a photo of not long after it tried to kill me by wanting to use the other side of the road rather than my side

@XTreme why are me and you so unpopular ... our pics are ok , do you find it a little hurtful ? Well i dont and i got one more fucking vote than you . thanks for the vote who ever it is , most kind.

Is ploughing a field really riding though... at least Buckster will have an extra hours daylight in the mornings soon .

He doesn’t have a bike now.

zephyr 550 went out on it once to southport and it went up for sale when i got back, it handled like a gyroscope possibly the head bearings didnt keep it to find out

We had the same system. The lucky working ones were housed in Worle, then if they were disruptive they moved them to the Oldmixon and finally the place of no hope the Bournville. After I saw the Bournville during my not so well behaved years my mum would often say to me “If you carry on like that you’ll end up on the Bournville” Didnt make any difference I carried on ignoring her and doing what I wanted to

That's what they did in South Wales! If you've ever been to Port Talbot you'll know it's a fucking rough old industrial town. If people were too crazy for there they were shipped up the valley to Cymmer! And if they were too crazy for Cymmer (which takes some doing) they were sent further up the valley to Glyncorrwg! You don't ever want to go to Glyncorrwg......it was a no-go area 40 years ago, no idea if it's any better now. You can buy a terraced house there for 40K.......so probably not!

Good luck in selling that then mate In all fairness, it rode quite nicely but always felt like it’s days were numbered and those little irritating things that some people say is ‘character’ just pissed me off

Ok, something slightly different here. These are some dirty gentlemen who have been getting down and dirty during the day but have had a good wash and brush-up for a night on the lash in a small town in the Alps. Try not to get all funny ladies...............

That looks lovely We have the Bournville estate in Weston which is statistically the most deprived estate in the UK. I always wondered if the writers of Shameless had visited there. Those shoe boxes of stuff (soap a toy gloves etc) we had to donate at school at Christmas for the poor were taken straight round to the Bournville. Even though its only 15mins ish from where I lived Id never laid eyes on the place until I was 17yrs old and my driving instructor took me there. I wasnt from a posh place but compared to the Bournville it was the ritz. Id heard it mentioned in sad hushed tones “that so and so has ended up on the Bournville” the reality lived up to expectations.

As if he needs to up his game to win TOTY!

I got pissed in Yarmouth as well. About 1979 we went on a boat holiday on the Broads, six lads, it was a riot. Anyway , when we got to Yarmouth we went on the lash (like you do ) and I ended up persuading a young lady to come back to our boat . I was in a bedroom getting down to it when the others starting rocking the the boat, which was pretty impressive as it was about 30ft. I had to dive out of the room and into the heads and threw up everywhere , the young lady was less than impressed

Only thing worse that could happen is Bruce turn up at the door dressed as Santa bringing him another bike! I'd give it a few months and we'd be onto Clive III.

Think it was the rose tint again. Worst bike for me was a dt125. Basted kept seizing up on me. Let it cool and off we'd go again. Put extra oil in the tank then it would keep fouling plugs.

A mate of mine had just been rebuilding one. When finished he rode it a small number of times and sold it, said it rode like "a right piece of crap."

Six years this December

only in style and individualism .

And your rich....

I have that exact same bike - worst piece of shit ever. Slow and cumbersome, whizzy brakes, leaked oil and just an all around shitbox. Will never own anything from BMW again.

Laurie Wisefield (ex Wishbone Ash) is on there......amazing guitarist!