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Day on the XR tomorrow probably out on the Beta Sunday, After my mate having a go of mine last Sunday he's trading his CRF in tomorrow for one, which is good because after he hit a tree with mine i want to try that with his

Looking out towards Lorca from Campo Lopez. The Himalayan takes me to some very nice places………..looking forward to the 650 version in 2024

Windy as Hell here and although sunny, it's pretty freakin' cold out (19F / -8C). So I'll probably stay off the bike this weekend

Weather's looking pretty decent here....... ......and no work to clear either! But that could change! Fingers crossed that I'll be able to get out for a while on both days! OK.....what about you lot?

Maybe but Im a conscientious shutter of apps, tis bad for the battery leavin all that shite open doncha know. I suppose if you initially select allow access “only while accessing app” that must be true?

I took this pic in a posh hotel loo a couple of years ago cos even the whites of my eyes were muddy, I couldn’t open my eyes very well I had to leave a decent tip in the room for the poor staff that were going to have to deal with the mountain of mud that fell of this stuff It had some sort of crystal/mineral in it that glinted in sunlight, Im still finding bits of it now, I can confirm it doesn’t very taste nice, not eating mud is the right move.

Excellent my favourite part is the chortling noise at the end

we'll probably go to the youth hostel in Conwy again on the Friday night all being well

Ill mostly be muttering complaints that Im in this- and not this - still its only for a week so I can live with it

fuck off ....... probably a blowy , thats it though .

that reminded me of the Russian porn star ... Slobba downmecockubitch

Taxman grabs a fucking wad though Bob!

Woke up early (5am) a couple of days ago, went to pick up my ipad and saw an orange dot at the top of the screen which disappeared as soon as I picked the device up. Looked up what it is. Blow me down its part of the latest iOS update, an orange dot lets you know an app is accessing your microphone. A green dot means an app is accessing your camera and microphone. How creepy is that, an app is accessing my phones microphone while Im asleep, or would normally be and stopped accessing it when I picked up the device?!! Im told as soon as you accept location services you accept google accessing your microphone and camera. Any which way I dont like it!

Yep, that's exactly the deal

now it looks like shark bait.

Sexual perverted deviants @Slowlycatchymonkey.

Wet here today, may be dry at the weekend but don’t usually take the bike out on Saturdays it gets a little busy with traffic, Sunday out for breakfast but most likely in the car.

Yes Bob, I've practiced all my life

So you want to know if @Slowlycatchymonkey had a sniff and a lick of the mess made by her pussy?

Seems reasonable. Noticed the green light when I opened Messenger. Nothing on WhatsApp.

Next time pick on an oak tree.

Just had a play on my iPhone 11 with the latest update and as far as I can make out the green only comes on when an app is open. If everything is shut down the only light is a yellow one on the camera app symbol.

This is a really sweet pic

Im running whatever number the most recent update is and no annoyingly I cant find out what app it is. My rubbish Friday afternoon phone went back to the apple store today, they wiped all the content n said if connectivity issues persist then its new phone time so if I have to go back I’ll ask them about it

Fed up with sitting around the house I got off my arse and decided to go for a ride I headed for Craig y Nos castle and country park as I wanted to get an aerial shot of the castle, a bit drizzly on the way but very mild and no wind at all, up the Upper Tawe Valley (A4067) to the castle, parked up, set up the drone, launched it just to hear a "jobs worth twat" shout "Oi, you can't fly drones here", muppet, damned thing weighs 250 grams it's not like the old days with giant octocopters carrying full size DSLR's, anyway I had to oblige and fuck off, but grabbed a shot of the pond first So anyway, no point in arguing with civil servants, I'll just go back and get my pics from an adjacent field, people don't have the right to the air space above their property, otherwise you could ban British Airways Off and up over the mountain on the A4067 past Crai Reservoir, I can see the clouds are low on the top of the mountains to the west, I hadn't factored in that I'd be riding through there later DOH! Down the other side and through Defynnog and into Sennybridge for a stop at the garage and cafe There were for trail bikes outside, one KTM, an Aprilia Trail (like my old one) and two Royal Enfield Himalayans Went inside, joined the queue to order some brekies and went to sit at a table on my own, the lady behind the counter said "oh I thought you was with those guys next to you, "Nooooo" I said, "they've got 4 dirt bikes all with road tyres on", needless to say they didn't say much to me after that :), especially when one asked "what are you riding?", "my scotter" said I, "but it's seen more dirt trails than those four" Oooh, brekies arrived with a nice pot of tea Filled up with fuel at bloody £1.45 per litre then headed off on the A40 towards Llandovery, had to stop on the way to admire the autumn colours, the pic doesn't do it justice Passed by the West End Cafe and on to the Owl's nest to see who was there, only two bikers, nice old boys on NC750's, didn't stop there as their prices are a rip-off Time to head towards home over the Black Mountain, stunning road all the way (A4069), was often used by Top Gear and other in their programs, however as I started to head up it got very rough very quickly, riding through the cloud and winds got up pretty high too, slowed me right down to a crawl in places and couldn't see more than 60ft ahead Headed off from the car park higher into the cloud and as it levelled out I spotted two other nutters in the cloud with me Dropping down the other side towards home and it was boring towns the rest of the way after this:

Low tide at wigwam Rock is brunch time on saturnsday, perfect.

This might be funny, i hear the Chinese porn industry is located in the province of Wanking. I;ve already got my coat btw..

Im sure thats her, one classy broad!

We kept a short notice list for people who could get to the hospital within an hour. If you can do that it’d be worth mentioning because most people are no shows or cancel appointments at the very last minute on the day Makes it very difficult to use the appt for someone else. The short notice patients are like gold dust - no wasting of resources and operation dates etc.

No appointments until January but my prosthetist is going to try and fit me in with a cancellation. Probaly mid December at the earliest.

@Six30 would fuck it!

All change for me! The Liverpool property developer client that I have wants two new sites!

If they come over your house I'd say you're well within your right to use that air rifle that you hide in the secret place .

Christ! Those snow covered tents and snowed and iced roads look like somewhere I'd pay money not to be in

Im all for people getting their jollies in whatever form makes them happy (excluding deviancy that hurts other people… unless the other person likes getting hurt… hmm free fall rambling occurring.. my batteries must be flat… Im going for a nap… after a post or two..) but cos my house is in a field the buggers get bored and decide they’d like to have a little snoop into my house. Doesnt happen often but it is an mahoosive invasion of privacy and Id like to destroy them a bit.. a lot.. serve the nosey buggers right doncha fink?

Are there any rules about shooting the annoying bastid things down?

Just wondered down to Dawlish Warren today. Had a day off the bikes as all our clobber was still dripping wet from yesterdays journey to Newquay. No pictures though it was truly horrific my visor lets rain in and so did my waterproof boots Anyhoo we had a grey but dry day today and met a lovely man who was taking amazing pictures of a kingfisher. Lovely guy and has recommended a day of sightseeing which we will probably do on Saturday. Tomorrow we go for the bike and im so excited but also nervous !!! Just a couple of today but one reminded me of a certain Harley rider....