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Oh yes, I have a bazooka greeting ready n waiting for six

Right who’s up for a week in Spain next year at @XTreme gaff , or near , it for those that like a bit of air con

Had a good day out with my mate on his new Beta we were like fucking twins We were back in the forest playing around, really had a good workout this bike makes this shit so much easier to ride even though the pair of us spent some time on the ground a few times today His and hers LOL Weather was great and so were the views what a place to live Old bald fucker The bike has 2 hours on it i think he's worn the newness off

I’d be up for a couple of days out and about but already got something booked for end May/start of June……….it’s only gender realignment surgery but I don’t want to miss it

I'd love to but I've got enough trips planned already to cover me for the next three years. If I get into next europe next year at all it will be great but I'm not counting on it.

He'd bring his Sad Old Greaser bike! And if history repeats itself....... .......then my money's on @Mawsley!

there is one nearer , you coming then Clive ... @Richzx6r will be in prison by next year for bludgeoning prozzies to death so he wont be coming.

Looks great Fred............ BUT............................... two blokes in the woods together with his and her bikes

Another 100 mile clocked up on the pocket rocket. How much fun? All of it i think last day so we thought we would just nip out locally. Err no !!! one minute bashing down the mway, next minute we were green laneing epic last day.

If @XTreme is throwing an open house next year you know six will be all over that?

Well yeah I mean if Six30 is already pulling out then let's cement a date.....

Nah he's getting his book me in dates in first! He's as keen as mustard!

He's bottling out of the trip he tried to organise already!

..and this is why id need the bazooka, yin n yang n all that shebang...

See the vespa rider is on the ball as always

So it was a bit of a downer for me really......cos I need that air of mystery and suspense to keep my pulse going! I had originally planned on following a very remote unpaved road near Castril cos Google Earth was showing what appeared to be ruins. However, I got on the track and found some stupid fucking Dago blocking it with hundreds of sheep......so I turned round and went down to the lake instead! So here's some nice bright pics.......and all taken in temps of 18C. Perfect temps.....but not the perfect location!

Six is probably going to put his van on a car transporter......put the rented bike in the van.....then drive it round Spain.

for fuck sake get off this thread then you twat .... you seen this shit @XTreme

@Six30 thinks I can get a bike for him.......and he got 3 bikes at home! Whatever happened to actually riding your bikes Clive?

Apart from the ruin riding the bike

It gets damaged more than @Sir Fallsalot's Beta then?

A few from the garden this morning No edits or crops, all straight out of camera

I sitting by my newtome dock on the bay, wasting my time away. Dude.

Still knee deep in covid so still hanging out on my mountain in Thailand. Did 250km of the Mae Hong Son Loop yesterday on the CRF450RL. Still running the crappy factory IRC tyres but the roads were clean (for once) so I've got no chicken strips left on my knobbies. Love throwing it through those curves motard style, reliving bad habits learnt on the 690. Gets a little twitchy in the front end if you have to brake suddenly over 90kph though. Stopped at the army checkpoint between Chiang Mai and Mae Hong Son provinces and had a beer with the soldier boys and slapped a sticker on the bike (with owner's permission of course), brand of the devil! Well, a better way to leave my mark on a motorcycle than by sliding it down the road. I have dropped this one off road before (once) but otherwise we have remained resolutely upright. Out with my mate who I talked into buying this farkled 390 duke. Upgraded ecu and full exhaust, first gen, that little bike goes like the clappers. It's a demon. She's running Rosso IIs and is well on her way to the dark side.

I actually do !!! When i first sat on it. Both feet up on the pegs... friday (2 days ago) im like no fricken way can i ride this !!! 10mins later.... ohh yeah i can do this

this is already booked you twat

cunt chops mawsley aint invited... we'd be forever riding past school playgrounds.

I'd say some time around May/June or Sept/Oct would be ideal.

where was the pair of you Brokeback ....

If I could, I would..........I can't, so I won't.

fuck off , i'll get a plane , your a self confessed Player @XTreme you must know someone who'll rent me a bike ... need an answer sharpish on this i already got a few trips in planned , i'll have to fit you in so get your skates on .

Osteoporosis because of hormonal changes.

Fuckmine no. Feet first maybe.

Nobody in her family ever had it......so no idea where it came from. But women do seem to be much more prone to arthritis than men!

We live in a OAP bungalow. In theory we (7 years ago) didn't qualify for a bungalow being only 60 at the time, but wife's condition was so bad they made and exception.........no noisy neighbours here, but some damn nosey ones.

Only if he needed medical care in an old folks setting in Surrey 20 years ago

I didn't know you've visited @Swagman?

Its easy to tell if it is cos they'll be a room with your name on it!

Great stuff @Grace (BikeHedonia) I started reading your blog, very entertaining, you're an excellent writer. Enjoying it muchly, very talented. You have a way with words and the nerdy librarian streak in me was pretty thrilled I had to look one up yesterday (eudemonia, great word) Soz I know you don't like talking about moola (must get very repetitive) but as its a useful thing to have can I ask if there's a reason you don't have a regular subscription (donation) option on your 'support the adventure' tab? You know the sort of thing "buy me a coffee" I tend to pay bloggers/youtubers for content I regularly read via their Patreon subscription so I don't feel the pain of taking 20 quid out of my wallet

Get a bigger van.

My Fz6 is from CMC but the one in Wales.

EPIIIIC trip today. St Micheals Mount, Penzance, Newlyn, Lands end, St Ives, Hale and back. Splattering of rain over Bodmin but wow what an epic day. Feeling blessed and bloody knackered

Picked up my bike from oldgrump today. I was terrified of riding it over this massive windy, rainy hill and had visions of going round the block and back to his house with it. How wrong was i. It was an absolute dream come true and i cant thank him enough. What a legend. Not often you will ever see 2 of these together these days.

Got the KLR out cause it was so nice. Went to the beaches...lol...for extra credit spot the part from my 1990 sportster, Buck should be good at this game.