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There was a French comedian (Coluche) who asked the question " If a Frenchman is driving a mercedes, that's classy. If a German is deiving a citroen what's that, nostalgia?..." german tourist in a mercedes stopped by the police in paris for some minor traffic misdemeanor, Policeman says " you've not been to Paris before have you sir?" German tourist replies " Ja, Ja, Ja, bot ze last time I vos here, I vos driving tracked vehicle..." I'll get my coat...

@XTreme....proprietor of midgets? Family business?

bollox, that was meant to be a pm

Yeh......I was going to say that too!

It's a pain to park anywhere round there, even most of the illegal spaces are full. I had a friend who had major surgery in the new hospital and there were no nearby motorcycle spaces and at the time I had my kidney stent in so long walks were not an option. I brought forward a a bit of work around the corner, parked my bike in the middle of it and had the blokes put the safety barriers all round the job and my bike. They were under strict instructions not to leave site till I got back. Then I headed off to the new building and promptly got lost inside. The new hospital is a maze. Another visitor to my friend whilst I was there was a local rozzer and he said all the local police know the proper routes through the hospital from visiting the victims of violence all the time to take statements. I hadn't known he was old bill until then, he was just someone I saw at bike rallies/parties.

You lot couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery let alone troll a Welsh spaniard wannabe casual

Its always a start on pete day.....what other way to start the day is there

if i could become invisible , i'd go to Paris find a street mime artist and beat the crap out of him.... just imagine the round of applause he'd get.

My first KTM 950 had sandcast cases. You needed to check the water pump after about 20,000 miles as the fine grains of sand would kill the bearing on the impeller shaft .

Fucking casuals! Didn't know about CB750 sandcast! Go to the back of the class!

Wouldn't matter to me as i'm going to hell anyway

aint that where Harry Potter lives ?

The CB750 Hogwash? Look this one up @Six30.......we can't get caught out again!

I nicked another Forum's Troll........and he can't even fucking troll!

you could'nt put me on ignore your to much of a nosey cunt .....

Hear this everybody? Six wants to be invisible! You have the power to grant his wish right now by putting the annoying cunt on ignore!

Form an orderly queue!

@yen_powell that's his first job right there...............

Well worth a watch

Another "start on me again" day! And I haven't even stolen anybody's Forum Troll yet!

Saw a youtube video about the Cold War era Harrier jet that flew on its own with no pilot and the Harrier jet that got lost and had to crash land on top of a container ship in the middle of the ocean today. Brilliant stories.

An old building, warehouse, factory etc I'd agree but the chaps who guide you round here were excellent with stories of the Russian Air Force coming into our air space on a regular basis only to be chased out again were well worth the company. They also know where to go, this one was a right underground labyrinth. http://www.visitthebunker.com

yeh , your fucked now .

It's not an interest you have, it's just a burning obsession that sooner or later someone will have left some loose change just lying about. This has made you the man now known across all of Spain as El-Trespassero!

This place had no guides only the speaker things you carried with you. It also had no cashier, it was all self service in the canteen, even paying in an honesty box (cash only preferred, but a self service card machine was there as well for entry/tea food etc. Years ago we used to pay for the trials practice ground across the road by putting money in a sunken box with no one to check.

It's all my fault Tym......I stole another forum's Troll!

Fucking pointless smart technology is whats gripping my shit at the moment. I was looking for a new jet washer this week and while doing some research i discovered you can get one that has a Bluetooth connectivity, why the fuck would anyone want that. all i want to do is it to point a hose at something and get it wet fast. My tumble dryer is the same i wonder if it will need therapy in the future because i cant be arsed to connect to it and i'll end up in court for neglect or some shit

St. Midget Dago.

ok Blakey or Reg , probably Olive .

Id say Bob said it best.

Something I've never mentioned to you @yen_powell......but it was your thread on the Victorian toilets years ago that started my interest in all this abandoned shit. So you are actually a Social Media Influencer! What you say @Tym?

How come nothing is my fault this time, oh ya, i gave up drinking, fuck me, no fun here have a nice day everyone, peace....

Brilliant Yen. Very much like the one I did a few years ago in Norfolk. Some really good guides there too.

I have a Hyundai badged jet wash, it's as old dirt, it makes a good paint stripper.

Yup but i got the non smart one which means i have to operate it myself

Some days are off days. Some days I can't ride for shit and I have no idea why haha. It's something of which I became acutely aware when I was riding every day during the first couple of years of my trip. Some days, you just need to give up and chill tf out before you get run over by a truck or fall off a cliff...

And you'd leave it to me to do your Ride Report again no doubt?

A million questions @yen_powell the next one is going to be how much does it weigh

take the wife out for a nice meal, show the lady some lovin , its not all about going out on your bike .. what you say @Clive