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When you fight a pig both get muddy.

Fucking grow up you ginger twat, you can stick your “woke” philosophy right up your midget bummed arse.

A fucking scooter! I did vote for it though.

It’s one of the ok things to carry as a topbox, if you’re a fashionable person

The boy raised his game after I set my Rotties on him Bob! Made him the man he is today! Bald!

Well Pete it really does depend on just how hot and skilled you were in your youth cos it’s not a well known fact (but it is a medically proven one) that squirty female ejaculation is in fact pee. I suppose that makes Fred right?!

I voted for you Pedro, anyone who carries a case on wine on their bike in that sort of scenery is ok in my book

The man maketh the bike......the bike doesn't maketh the man! In your case the van maketh you the massive cunt!

no , no he is'nt , he's a complete noncy cunt ..... the result just sums up the intellect of the twats who voted for a fucking scooter

The Poll is now closed and @Mawsley is declared the winner yet again! And his pic is now on the front page yet again! This has never been done before......a member winning BOTM on consecutive months riding different bikes!

Send them here... just imagine how many you can fit into a van!!

The dude was putting 160.000km every year at well over 70 years old, that's an average of 440km per day every day. Assuming he took the odd day off, where the hell was he going?

I've decided that after five years it was time for a new introduction video - since wow, things have not turned out the way I predicted! I thought I'd be in Paris within 18 months... now it's been 5 years, I haven't made it to Paris and the destination has changed anyway - from Paris to everywhere...

It’s smaller than his nose, but his nose is massive so his cock could be average.

Oh and yes, definitely unhinged, the evidence is beyond refutation

Am I too late to enter?? Well, not for the poll, just for your enjoyment! Because, lets face it, my bike IS the coolest of all!

But we're all bike riders , that's the common thing that brings us here ?

All of them are lesser bikes than mine, I’m the only one here that rides a real bike.

I'm sorry but I don't get the '...because I don't think anybody who voted for it would aspire to own a Vespa ' bit at all. Why is the Vespa any less of a bike than any others on here ? what if we get a newbie who rides a C90 or a Honda X-ADV ? are those any less of a bike ?

mawsley would be the man for that... or would he be breaking his licence conditions and get re-called to clink

Pretty much.

And we know who one of them was don't we Pedro?

For that price, it’s good that there are no misunderstandings!

I’d like to thank both people that voted for my bike. BOTH, as in TWO!

Alternatively......................

I got a vote, feckin top-box legend .................

Fucking idiots!

Me to

well done .... no mental breakdown this month then

What I thought.

It’s so exciting

Yes, she knew the family.

Indeed it was. Thanks for reading

Actually it is not, I have to admit to being somewhat dubious as to the legitimacy of the word strikhedonia, although naturally I love the sentiment. It's not in any dictionary except the urban dictionary; perhaps it will be included in due course. Nothing wrong with a good neologism. But bikehedonia is simply a portmanteau of bike and hedonia - hedonia being pleasure, specifically of the more earthly sensation kind. This is the type of feeling that riding - and riding away - gives to me. Hence the name. In retrospect, I think it is very poor branding because half of the english speaking population don't seem to know how to pronounce hedonia or know what it means, but I made it up years ago and it's too late to change it now. It does have the benefit, however, that if anyone searches bikehedonia on the internet they are unlikely to be confused by an overabundance of results unrelated to myself

You always drag me into your messes don't you?

They changed it, they used to be called the Turds

Also, "my brake light wasn't on" ...

Pete Shit walks into a restaurant to pick up his take away order. Hello, I'm Pete Shit and I'm here to pick up my order. Server: Hello sir, and ... Pete Shit? That's an unusual name... Pete Shit: Yes, I got sick of my name and had it changed! I used to be called Tony Shit and that really sucked

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