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They don't need to go on the internet, I don't think that's the problem with that age group in Portugal. The problem is TV. If they had internet they'd find free porn and ignore the crap that passes as news broadcasting in TV.

Fucking MOTY right here … not a scooter a pair of flippers and wet suit , tractor , dead dogs , Post man pats van, air con or bikes in gravel traps in sight

Here’s my lights.

I’m trying to keep my head down on this one cos if I’m up for nominaiton it’s gonna be gravel trap TOTY But I agree with @MooN I’m not even vaguely bothered by MOTY then again my Pa’s always said I’m a bit poty

My grandad ran away from his home in Lambeth when he was 13 and went to Northfleet in Kent and signed up as a cabin boy on one of the Thames Barges. He did this throughout WWI, shipping coal to support the war effort in France/Belgium. He said that he used to shin up the main mast to put the boats pennent up and also did it for a couple of the other barges, which earned him 6d from each of them. He never drank alcohol in his life, but he used to use the money to buy tobacco. He joined the Royal Navy a few years later (and falsified his age to join earlier) and he used to trade his tot of rum for tobacco. He smoked until he was in his mid 70's and then just gave it up. He died at 99.

Three young black men in court , Leroy is given 15 years for possession of a knife , Winston is given 25 years for possession of a gun and Denzil is given 10 years for possession of 59p in loose change . Summing up the judge said although Denzil wasn’t in possession of a knife or a gun it’s clear he was saving up for one .

......on what's coming up this month! Wednesday 15th December will see the MOTY and TOTY nomination threads going live, and those will run until Sunday 19th December 8PM UK time. So that is the time to submit your nominations in those two categories! At that point the nominations threads will close, and the Polls will open. They will run for 5 days until 8PM Xmas Eve.......Friday 24th December! So it's 5 days for nominations and 5 days for voting! And providing we don't get a tie, on Xmas Eve 8PM we will crown MOTY and TOTY for 2021 who will carry that title for 12 months. Unless they flounce like our previous MOTY of course. In addition......the plan is to feature pictures of the two winners at the bottom of the page throughout the Xmas period! Now how about that for an honour? So from now on, start evaluating Twats on here (there's plenty to choose from) and look closely to see who you think contributes value to the forum in terms of their presence here! That's a more difficult one obviously. Remember that Mods/Admin cannot be included in MOTY because it's their job to do things on here. But as for TOTY.....it's open season and everybody's in! And just to clarify.......vote switching will be in place! So it ain't over till it's over!

Wot u saying?

I got a shipment of horny ladybugs, it was springtime…

You'll notice the aphids happily walking up and down the branch, going about their business

Last year or the previous one, I had an aphid infestation on my peach tree. Decided on being green and not using any chemicals, I bought a small box of ladybug eggs so they'd hatch and start eating all the aphids, which is what they should do as ladybugs are nature's most fierce predator. Anyway, all they did was munch on a couple of the aphids, then went into a sex craze for two days and then fucked off somewhere else. Here's a video I took, with the soundtrack to suit the mood.

My birthday is when the real party starts.

I live next to a boat yard i have to compete somehow, i do like this guys style ~~~~~lol

They don't flash very often do they.

Should have got the mod gig to boot.

Wont matter to me my doctors office just cancelled my annual appointment again, 4th time since august they have done this. I said id call back when i had a date for them to cancel again and hung up.

a series of unconnected thoughts provoked by that @boboneleg Man, as in Mankind...? When the Fuck did we suddenly go politically correct? we'll be having the 'elf and safe tea inspectors in next! it's not about gender but species...? or are we not allowed to say Mankind anymore either? Vote MOTY and TOTY, if one of the girls wins it, then change it to POTY. ? I think the non male identifying persons on here are probably intelligigent enough to not be insulted ( lets face it, they wouldn't be on here otherwise)

That could still imply that the winner was a man

i just want to know how much it pays...

If one of them won......and for the first time there's a distinct possibility that could happen......then they'll carry the title as Member of the Year!

Just a question.............. as we have at least five regular female contributors here should we not be calling it POTY ? I'm sure the ladies in question might not be all that thrilled to win the MAN of the year title ?

i did all our christma's cards yesterday so that's less to do

Bet they didn't skip their Polio, Diptheria, TB, Smallpox injections 50 years ago though? Stupid cunts believing all the shit they see on the internet is the problem.

IF the weather is decent on Boxing day we may go to the Plum Pudding at Mallory Park.. &

Love the photo of all the old Navy figureheads. Touch of the Aunt Sallys. Also, regarding the picture of The Grapes pub, that is now owned by Sir Ian McKellen who lives next door. He didn't want it being turned into flats so bought it. There was a bit of a hooha a few years ago when some of the regulars got barred. It's not uncommon to see famous faces in there, especially a bald Star Trek captain. https://spitalfieldslife.com/2021/12/02/sights-of-wonderful-london-o/

It's a bit of a thing here. Lights have gone up through the village and the tree and decorations are being put up in the village square. I saw someone putting up their outside lights today too. We were thinking of heading back to the UK for Christmas, but with the new variant and increasing cases I think that we'll just stay put this year. At least this year we've got a decent oven, so we can have a crack at a full Christmas Dinner.

We don't go overboard at Christmas...just a few extras in the food shopping. If the weather was reasonable on Christmas day I would be more inclined to go out somewhere, instead of watching the shit on the tele.

It has been like Blackpools golden mile on our street for 2 weeks Another couple of weeks and I expect my wife will get the lights and tree out.

If Mawsley was a Star Wars character

and live in Leicester ... and choose a career where they are round children all day.

yes as long as its called BOTM, but if it was POTM then i would vote for the best picture , location , scenery , i would even vote for Buckster if the twat knew how take a decent photo .

And why not shes a beauty

Portugal opened a mega vaccination center in Lisbon today that has administered 4000 doses on the first day. Don't know what sense it makes converging that many people in one place to control a virus, but let's trust smarter people are on top of it

That's very cool!

In Portugal, there are 500.000 people over 60 that decided to skip vaccinations. Twats!

The good thing about over here is that Xmas isn't such a big deal as it is in Britain. Just another day basically.....without any of the madness that goes on for weeks over there!

Pair of bitches.

Now there's the age difference, John Anderson or Peter Gabriel for me.

If were doing great voices then this guy is right up there, however my wife tells me that his Italian pronounciation is crap

I had a seagull take a corned beef pastie out of my hand when i was a kid if i had got hold of the fucker it wouldn't have flown again, it wasn't often we were treated to what was to us fast food as a kid so it was a real treat that i didn't get to have, i think i cried for about week

I once saw a seagull mug a whole hamburger out of a couple of people exiting a Burger King, they put a bag on top of their car for opening doors and general getting in, and the bird was merciless. I was inside a car, laughing, that made my morning commute!