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From your emperor and TOTY for the second year in a row, a feat never before achieved. I already had overtures from countless fit bitches this morning as a result, now I am planning the celebrations.

Merry Xmas to you all from Mrs Paws

My grandsons in Poland this morning!

I woke up to a noise, some fat fucker dressed as a freak was breaking into me house, loaded the scatter gun and shot him to monday! Now i dont have any presents.

So what better time for me to thank all you assorted twats, losers, casuals, gammons, morons, wannabes, bimbos, and deviants for the way you've supported this place over the last year! I know it's not perfect, and I know we can't be all things to all men.......but we're giving it our best shot! And hopefully having a laugh along the way. And that's what it's all about.....community! People come for content......but people stay for community! This place is as much yours as it is mine......because without you lot, it wouldn't exist! So if you've got bike friends that don't take themselves too seriously, then tell them about this place. Bring others in and let's grow this thing! All the best everybody!

Merry Christmas one and all Off to see the Children, Grand children and great Grand daughter.

Feliz Navidad and I’m not the biggest twat on here , perhaps owning a glide might swing it next year …. but fuck that i would rather get a bus …. Oh hang on . you see what I did there

Well I cooked the Xmas dinner today and surprisingly we’re still alive. Hope everyone’s had a cracking day and here’s looking forward to a great New Year……….now where’s that bottle of Drambuie?

Just starting my day with some lovely Irish Coffee and watching the snow fall while a warm wood stove fire crackles away in the background.... Wanted to say THANKS to you @XTreme for your efforts over the year at keeping this place up and rolling. . You are appreciated!!

MERRY CRIMBO HAVE A GOOD ONE

Fuck off ginge.

all hale Emperor of the Twats .

Merry Christmas to all, hope you have a great day.

Merry Christmas everyone. Putting our presents off for a few days so we can all be together. Not often I wake up without a hangover either on xmas day..

Merry Christmas you lot now where's the port im getting pissed

What @Buckstersaid

Would like to wish you all a very lovely time, with lots of good things and, above all, love, a lot of love! This is not an easy time for me now, like for so many that have suffered loss along the way. They say grief is the love we carry and will not be able to give to those that left to early and I carry some of that love. Christmas, in the caos that was my childhood, was normally a very nice time!! Not because of the presents, I never did get that medical kit I asked Santa many years in a row, but spending many 24th and 25th of December together with the Army "family" was a lot of fun!! My Dad was on duty many years and the cute little girl that I was loved running around the Regiment and the Officers Mess, softening the hearts of the hard man, not used to a cheeky, non stop talking, mischievous small person!! They taught me that hard can be soft, that loyal is more important then novelty, that family is not necessarily defined by genetics. I loved Christmas the most in the UK, because its free from all the Catholic obligations, its very funny, with the crackers and the paper crowns, the burning puddings and the grannies drunken on Port!! Its all so special and funny for a non British person!! My older brother, a special needs child, was absolutely in Love with everything Christmas and I was fortunate to share the British Christmas with him while I lived in the UK. His happiness with the paper crown on his head while he opened his presents is a cherished memory I will carry forever!! He was, on paper 11 years older then me, but he stopped growing mentally at 10 years old, so the eternal child that, in a way, always believed in Santa, for Christmas or other wise. We lost him 6 years ago and with him went that joy that only children impart in this very special time of the year. In the past, I have channeled his love for all Christmas things via cooking and normally get busy baking fruit cakes and mince pies, all from Nigella Lawson recipes, the true Goddess, and surprise the Portuguese with these "exotic" foods with a depth of flavour not typical here. This year I didn't do said backing and I'm now really regretting it, I have realised I miss it and I need to do it double next year!! I find the best thing to do when we miss someone at these special times is to honour them by giving all that stored love to as many people as possible, as far reaching as possible, so here goes lots of love to you all!! MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

You already have my vote you utter twat

It was bloody awesome

Chucking it down here but I’m cool, I’m in my sister-in-laws grotto and I have bottle of wine

Nope, family fed and watered and buggered off home.........a bit bored now.

Gone .........

Have a good one you guys and dont overdo it with the mince pies

Just had a Turkey dinner that was piled up into a mountain of food! Got to try not to fall asleep at the computer now!

It just goes to show that even though @Six30 had won TOTY on another forum, once he stepped up into the Premier Division his best just wasn't good enough! There are levels!

Helping wife get stuff ready for our meal.......such fun.

A bit late but I thought you’d like it, I was delivering presents

Thank you for keeping it going! Happy holidays!!

Wow, next year's TOTY awards will be fun..... ........wait, did I just say I would be here for another year........oh dear

Gay

Merry Christmas you sexy bunch of reprobates

Are you starting early for next year's TOTY award?.....

Woke up to more snow today.......LOVE IT!!

Foggy here but dry, I have some San Miguel to dispose off

You could always clear the leaves from the garden Clive

Cheers.........

In my cracker .............. Obviously intended for our TOTY

All joking aside that was a very nice christmass message for us from you @Sofia thank you.

Blah blah i have to cook wrap the presents clean up the mess good bye bah humbug.

@Clive's very quiet.......you been sent out in the garden again?

Fuck off she's a woman and this place is full of dribbling pervs

New video from Scotland's sewer emerges after Buck did a berrito night at McPedro's Truckstop and Sex toy Emporeum. Emergency crews were needed to clear the glog.

@Buckster is letting his TOTY crown slip already, there's usually a 'FUCK OFF' retort to that sort of statement

Xmas Day......and still pissing down!

can’t get enough of the twatism of marketing staff at motorcycle manufacturers. You make a treck all the way across some harsh terrain just to say you can do it even though nobody actually caring, you take support vehicles, and then you use another bigger and heavier vehicle to drive ahead and press some snow so it’s easier for you to ride over it, to then claim it’s to help the environment by saving effort and lower emissions?

Oh balls the pressures of expectation.

There was a light dusting of snow in the higher ground last night, they are calling for more today. Made for a lovely dog walk this morning, it was nice and quiet out too......

I hope you are parked while texting buddy, the only thing that needs creaming are fucking commies!