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I don't stop by here as much as I used to, partly because of the season (won't be riding for a while) and partly because it seems every thread I read ends up with someone replying with "gay". A couple guys here apparently have serious obsessions with homosexuality... for fuck sake just admit you're confused and work through it. Nobody cares if/that you're gay. And as I was reading through this thread I saw it fits too. Fucking hilarious. Again. No, really, it's fucking hilarious, each and every time and time again. The imagination it takes to reply with a single word is beyond comprehension. True comedic genius. And FWIW I'm not offended, just bored as fuck seeing it again and again and again and again and, well, you get it. seriously, update the material. We get it already. And for the record, no, I am not gay. But $20 is $20...

Mine:

I'll go with this one or does it have to be my bike on its own

The highlight of this forum has been my long discussions with @Slowlycatchymonkey and the chance to make quality new connections with people like that! Big thanks to Tym and Pete for all the work you've put into the forum. Thanks for having me here and reading my neverending stories

Covid apart I can go to almost any country I want, it's just a bit more paperwork now. I needed a passport pre-brexit to go to mainland Europe from the UK, but I needed that for any other country anyway. It's no different to a trip to Egypt or Morocco, I needed a visa each time. I needed a green card document for my vehicle insurance in Morocco and had to fill out paperwork to take it in and out, it was hardly the Berlin Wall to get across the border.

Here goes mine.

Englands fine for the Scotts when its suits.... if i see Andy Murray i'll punch the twat

Me: "A couple guys here ..." You: "Well for a start there are only a couple of peeps..." If it were later in the day after I've had some chocolate I'm sure I'd have some witty retort but for now I've just gotten up (fuck off, I'm retired and sleep in when I want to) and, um, ah crap. I got nothing. Most of the guys who are blowing smoke up each other's asses on the Ducati forums are gay, so I don't join in unless I'm getting paid. Like I said, $20 is $20 and timing belts aren't free.

There ain't many 63 year old virgins left though............................... just saying

That’s a bit gay isn’t it , blowing smoke up each other’s arses .

What a nice comment. Its lovely to have you here. Really enjoy your updates, keep ‘em coming.

I can't vote for Chinese shite or anything with less than 50hp, can't vote for Pedro's wank panzer, can't vote for a Honda because they are gay, that leaves the two trumpets, Moon is a cunt so I voted for Sofia because she left her gloves on the seat, pure class.

My KL250 outside my sisters flat, circa 1986................

This is why i tell people im 65 now.

I only date Virgins, you cant be to safe.

This ones for @XTreme to feed his obsession with what vaccine is best and for anyone else that had Astrazenica and was susceptible to the pharma war that trashed that vaccines reputation. The figures are showing the UK death rate just hasn’t increased as expected. We have a very high infection rate as youd expect in a densely populated country but our death rate is not rising commensurate to the infections, its just flat, unlike the rest of Europe where deaths are rising as infections go up. Why? Well the only conclusion they can draw is the Astrazenica vaccine (that the majority of the population and all the older vulnerable were given) is more effective. How is this possible when vaccine effectiveness percentages are constantly bandied about showing Pfizer as great? Big pharma are big on PR. In reality there is no reliable way of measuring the T cell immune response Pfizer and Moderna rely on and the lab results they have are not being backed by real world data. Astrazenica works differently and currently looks like it gives a far more durable response. So there you are yet another which vaccine is best story to add to the mix. I hope Astrazenica come back to the party and start producing boosters. They had said no way after the way they were treated but fingers crossed. ps if this becomes a widely known news story you should expect another Astrazenica is shit story to follow, pharmaceutical companies are aggressive in their pursuit of the money god.

Well for a start there are only a couple of peeps who keep referring to 'gay' and even then it's just banter (not very thoughtful banter I grant you) but you're just looking at the negatives. There are some very humorous peeps on here, perhaps you just don't get it ? You can always just stick to your Ducati forums and bloke smoke up each others arses if you prefer

My experience with this forum is shit, if it wasn't for this place i would have got a shit load more done around the house and now i'm getting it in the neck off the wife for bumming around on here every night instead of doing something more constructive

I wasn't on the Honda much this month, so I'll enter Bagheera at the lake.

Half of your homeland, Just watch all the coaches coming over the bridge on New Years Eve..........

I voted for @Sir Fallsalot, because you get 2 bikes for the price of one! And I like the scenery and the composition.

I am biased i tend to focus on the smoking hot segment of societies adventurers. iHave to stay with what im good at.

Stop the KLR hate!

Only TWO days to go.............................

Great! So I'm now responsible for you being a lazy cunt?

There was this thing this month everyone was busy with cant remember what it was right now though Oh yes i remember it was fecking Christmas

My vote went to the Grasshopper

Just dont tell anyone.

I was going to do that to myself

I hear @Six30 is on the way there now to give her a Booster!

Im going to vote for Pedro, give him false hope, then pull my vote at the last minute..

You've locked yourselves in now......so nobody can leave even if they wanted to!

The amount of people that moan about the place it should be deserted, can't be all bad.

As you know, I loves a toilet story so thought I'd plop a youtube vide here. The toilet assassination is bit scary, I shall be carrying out a full inspection before sitting down from now n.

Certainly not your mother in law's expertise, but this was also my dinner two days ago:

Looks like most people do Pete … Population of England Wales and Scotland Wales 3.7 million Scotland 5.5 million England 56 million

You really dont want to know what im getting myself for my birthday.

Just seen on Twitter.......footage of anti-vaxxers in Milton Keynes entering a test and trace centre and wrecking it. Shitheads! And they all got better Action Cams than me!

Tym !

I take your point completely.......and yes, the endless repetition of the same thing can get tiresome. But as I've said, we can't be everything to every man.......and also bear in mind that we're a fairly new forum that's only been going 21 months. So it's a work in progress so to speak, and everybody has the opportunity to influence the direction that it goes. Nothing is set in stone. We really appreciate your contributions as they help to maintain a balance between the irreverent and the bike specific........so give the place time to grow and develop.

Fuck them they have birthdays even their mothers regret.

Great to have you here Grace!

Are you flouncing now or can't you spell

gay

A couple of years ago. Not the finest photo but one of my favourites, cos I was so happy, dorky looking but happy, like top tier happy, felt like Dorothy in the Wizard of Oz running through the flower fields in the sunshine except on a motorbike, dont think Ill ever beat that. Just me and one other guy and not another soul about.

Well, since i put everyone on ignore the place has gone quiet! Why doesnt anyone post anything!! FFS!

More snow pics

It just keeps snowing..... This is my backyard....