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What a lucky girl I am.....

Yes you are

what is up with you twats , Fallsoffalot by a mile. wankers

He's Spangelsh and proud of it. Having said that Walenish has a certain ring about it.

He cant crack a smile, dont understand why not

The sunrise this morning was looking extra sweet with the snowy landscape.

This fellow said Pete is his favourite.

Well thats this forum fecked then

Yes but that wasn't politics , that was shagging

So you feckin should, us being the senior nation and all that ........................ runs away to hide

He got my vote I can’t be a twat like @XTremesaid.

Where @Sir Fallsalot come from in this Poll? Fingers crossed we don't have the Beta Bum Boys on the front page again!

I saw a headline yesterday.....Covid cases plateau in London. Further down the page was.....no tests available in London. You think there could be a correlation between the two?

It was just like this!

That is one of the most disturbing gifs Ive seen in a long time!

From The Daily Mash YULETIDEOLOGISTS have long agreed that 70s Christmases were the best. This judgement by men in their late 50s is objective fact. Here’s why: Advocaat Beats Cherry B and Watney’s Party Seven because this Dutch alcoholic custard was the tipple that told you that the festive season was here. Anything even slightly continental was exotic then. Also, washed away the taste of the rank wine you drank at morning Mass. Crossfire Before kids went soft with their Space Invaders, Crossfire was the most wished for and cherished Christmas present. You fired ball-bearings into your opponents’ goal with plastic guns, the excitement making you forget the agony of the blisters on your forefingers at least some of the time. Marking your wish-list of shows to watch in the Radio Times This was the golden age of light entertainment. A Merry Morning With Jimmy Tarbuck, Jim Davidson’s Boxing Day Laugh-In, The Reg Varney Hour and a specially extended Christmas Crossroads in which Meg and the staff let their hair down. All ringed with your trusty felt tip so that you didn’t miss any of the fun. No ITV though, because you had to buy a separate magazine for that. Games of Monopoly that went on until everyone passed out These were the years before Britons developed Thatcherite ruthlessness and families were content to go round the board like London tourists without bothering to build up property portfolios to crush their opponents. By 4.15pm everyone was asleep, waking up five hours later for a boiled egg sandwich. Paper decorations We were more modest in the 1970s, not given to outlandish coloured light displays. We held the steps while Mother went up to the loft for a cardboard box of red and green paper links, held them again while she pinned them up in the living room, job done, break out the Quality Street. Tins of Quality Street were massive They were actual tin and they contained five pounds of chocolate. Small children could drown in them. Opened well before Christmas, they were still going at the end of January. Today’s tubs are shallow, plastic puddles. Watching your Granddad do his nut during Christmas Top Of The Pops Cracking walnuts wishing they were David Cassidy’s testicles and turning as crimson as a paper crown at The Sweet, your Grandfather’s fury at the parade of glammed up longhairs was a festive highlight. ‘I’ll give him My Coo Ca Choo! He wears frilly knickers and a bra and all!’

Look at this whopper, makes me feel quite inadequate

My love for you grows by the minute!!!! You notice the important things, the details! And yes, it's all about class!!

fuck off

Don't you believe it, mate. They know exactly what they're doing and it isn't for anyone's benefit but their own!

There is no one on here to issue such a thing.......................... is there ?

mine to, today your not a twat , @XTreme is a twat every day.

Why he’s usually on his arse.

Eurotunnel got this wrong and misinterpreted what was said. Basically the French ministry of the interior said that people with EU residency can transit into or through France, but anyone without EU residency is not allowed at the moment, due to Covid-19 measures. So, it's a bit of a non-story. I certainly prefer the French to nazis!

Read a very sad story about a teenager who had to have yearly scans for tumours. They cancelled and cancelled and its now an inoperable brain tumour. Two fucking years theyve had. I know politics is off limits but having a laughing clown partying and stuffing his friends pockets with taxpayers money while people suffer… I cant help but wonder if theyre aiming to use the pandemic to finish the NHS off, private enterprise and more public purse looting to follow. The guy theyve just appointed to oversee the NHS is an American who said the NHS has a lot to learn from the American system. What? corruption you say, nonsense. Makes me wanna cry. Sorry your wifes having a shit time.

You know, since Brexit France has given the impression over and over again that it is a spoiled child who didn't get its arse smacked enough when still young and impressionable. It has thrown itself on the floor of the supermarket and started screaming over a variety of subjects recently because it hasn't got its own way. I can't help thinking the allies chucked the wrong nation out in 1944.

You should be lock in a cell.

All Life on earth would cease to exist...pull my finger. I know what i got.

Is it bringing back painful memories of your flounce … you feel used don’t you , all that running around “ I’ll help stu , I’ll run round like a fucking lemon helping with new running system on the forum “ you thought that would give you a free run on there , but your twatishness was over the top and you get a friendly warning threw your toys out the pram and flounced off into the distance

Fibber, it says 'Swansea Jack'

I’d love to take some snowy landscape photos but we’ve got 15c here today, wtf is going on

Half of your homeland, Just watch all the coaches coming over the bridge on New Years Eve..........

So many great photos by water this month but in the end I voted for Sofia. I shan't be swapping my vote as that is just wrong.............

My vote went to the Grasshopper

Im going to vote for Pedro, give him false hope, then pull my vote at the last minute..

I've just downloaded an 'collect code' for my wife to get a Lateral Flow test kit while she's out today. I don't expect they will have any though, this gubberment couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery

I voted for @Sir Fallsalot, because you get 2 bikes for the price of one! And I like the scenery and the composition.

I hear @Six30 is on the way there now to give her a Booster!

Here goes mine.

I'll go with this one or does it have to be my bike on its own

Mine:

Well for a start there are only a couple of peeps who keep referring to 'gay' and even then it's just banter (not very thoughtful banter I grant you) but you're just looking at the negatives. There are some very humorous peeps on here, perhaps you just don't get it ? You can always just stick to your Ducati forums and bloke smoke up each others arses if you prefer