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I was knocking out some parking signs on KeySIGN software and had to use the Sign and Sub plate function which lets you choose the upper sign, gives a choice of lower plates and that you can put on a backing board for neatness. Saw this upper sign as I was scrolling down and realised you can edit the lower part.

Pete, on his way to Baza!

Im a yes for the gifs alone. And who says we’re not serious enough? Serious people should have a serious look and themselves, they’d quickly conclude they take themselves/life too seriously and if they don’t conclude that they should go and find other like minded souls who also reach seriously poor conclusions

No not that 180 but it's been 180 days since i last rode a bike so today I needed to put that right. @Slowlycatchymonkey said the weather was going to be fab but it bloody wasn't when I left home at 11.30 am , i couldn't see in front of my face and it didn't get any better for a while.............. Anyway, perhaps her forecast was right because as I got nearer to her manor the sun started to poke it's head through the fog. By time I got to Chew Valley lake it was lovely............ and the various birdies were enjoying it as well................... I rode up over the Mendip hills and down through the old rode into Wells where it was starting to get positively balmy. From there I rode on to Shepton Mallet where I stopped to have a gander at the old prison, I have actually been in there about 38 years ago but not as a guest of her majesty you understand............ From there I took the Frome road but stpped at Doulting to have a sandwich and a coffee from my flask . While I was there I got a phone call from my mate Big Tone and we agreed to meet up for a coffee at Farrington Farm. I stopped to say hello to this lot on the way in ............. and then we sat in a strange sort of hobbit house for our coffee, Tone is one big hobbit at 6' 4'' tall From there it was a short 18 miles back home . It was great to be out riding again and I may get to repeat the exercise again on Saturday

From what i can see there's not much biking being done on here perhaps carry on gardening or confessions of a van driver

Could be your last chance.

This forum is Petes Carry on Biking team!

good for putting gardening equipment and bikes in the back , even camped in my last one for a week in the iom

could be they are on the wrong forum eh

I have done bugger all in the garden, next doors cat does more digging than I do.

You're a twat.

Word is they started to offer roadside assist to hartley drivers, went way over budget.

How do you tell if your house has been framed by a crew of lesbians?... There's NO studs....its all Tongue & Groove

That's why i rebuilt the 650 instead of getting rid of it there's just nothing new i can see out there to replace it other than the Mash 650

it looks like MCE insurance are cancelling all bike polices from the end of january

Currently my only option

Or in your case.....Carry on VanBoy!

carry in a van even .

Both apply here

Its suits the forum in a lot of ways Lionel. Carry on Biking while you can you bunch of geriatrics, carry on biking with the terrible carry on humour, carry biking the endurance/ hard core rider/ traveller. Can be taken many ways.. yep theres even carry on options in that sentence

Different mindset.......do you mean warped.?

Nothing to confess there its all out in the open

Or Confessions of a Beta Bum Boy?

OK......you lot have got the floor! Should Motorcycle Riders be rebadged as Carry on Biking?

Yes they made it out of harder chocolate.

They only insure gay boys. That's why they got bummed out of existence.

yes there is a lot of laugh's

That ‘nice man’ she refers to wasn’t me. Just wanted to clear than up.

Exactly this with me. I know my prescription needs an update when i start to get 'dithery' on my bike....double and triple checking everything which makes me nervous. Then i remember and get my eyes checked. New specs, driving back to normal

Yebbut , 'she' is a weightlifter from the communist era .................

Its not Chinese for a start

This came through this morning......appears to have come from a Romanian nympho! Let me know if any of you pitiful losers are interested and I'll give you the contact details! "Hello all, guys! I know, my message may be too specific, But my sister found nice man here and they married, so how about me?! I am 27 years old, Anna, from Romania, know English and Russian languages also And... I have specific disease, named nymphomania. Who know what is this, can understand me (better to say it immediately) Ah yes, I cook very tasty! and I love not only cook ;)) Im real girl, not prostitute, and looking for serious and hot relationship..."

MCE want hammering for that

Would anybody re insure with them after being shit on once? Some guys on FB say their insurance is not due to expire till August or September........been fleeced.

Sorry, they have gone into administration

This is what i want in a post: Name: Niki Ivanttobeyurbitch Professional paid $4000 americancomski dollars an hour. Will provide service free because Tymmmmy looks so hot in a wetsuit, not like Bruce, bruces need $4000 with his wetsuit, without...etc.

Yeh.....it creeps up on you gradually!

Should of posted this one but I like the other one too.

Bloody hell.....good to see you Scott! Your membership expired at the Line Dancing Class?

Good choice of background tunes.....

Its the same engine as my 650 2000 mile service on that but its just under 2L of oil and takes minutes to do so no big deal valves only need adjusting when they run out of oil

You're right......it's Taiwanese actually.