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I've been told I have to eat brown bread with the knobbly bits in it, you know the stuff, tastes like fucking sawdust

We'd be in trouble if it was black bread because we wouldn't be aloud to call it black bread.

There is a cafe in those buildings, + a visitors centre and function hall. They used to nail front number plates on the pedestrian bridge that came off of vehicles, but they ran out of room

we buy about 5 or six different breads ( not all at the same time) ranging from standard Baguette, through " Gros Batard" ( literally translates as "Fat Bastard" ) to local specialities like "pavé d'Auxerre" . Friday night is sandwich night at the moment and the kids liek to have some crappy supermarket sliced white stuff to put in the sandwich toaster. French Bread is the best.

Since my gallbladder removal , I'm getting used to it. The best bread is the stuff they sell in Italy , proper bread that is

Still got the album and the cover, an angry girlfriend ripped up and threw the inner sleeve away though. The same girl who lobbed my B52s cassette out the window of my car as we were driving. She's probably calmed down by now.

About a 5 mile detour. The water only gets that deep in winter, or when they open the sluice gate. Only floods in the summer after after a storm. Most of the summer it's around 6 inch deep.

Women drivers … twats , few of em even had false beards and that …. to try and look like men

Foreign journalist on Twitter: "I have been asked by Europe to pass on a request to the UK that its daily slapstick sitcom “The Government” is moved to a weekday-only schedule as we often have plans with family & friends at the weekend so don’t have enough time to keep up with the current 7 day-a-week schedule".

Not a joke, but plenty of knobs. If you get bored, fast forward to 9:25 and watch the Jeep nearly miss the ford altogether and end up in the river proper, followed a few minutes later by someone in a jacked up offroader killing his vehicle

That's what i like about it, when i was in school we used to go to the bakery up the road and buy half a freshly baked cob still warm from the oven and then to the chippy to fill it with chips everyone used to scoop out the dough in the middle and throw it i used to eat that on the way to the chippy it was the best bit

They even brought boo boo the dog, maybe i should have also demanded to see your fuckin paws too! Two hispanic males on the run btw.

I used to know guys who would pull over in their trucks to stop and listen to the Janet and John stories

This is funny, i just see someone with a flashlight disappear between some stored boats just now, i go out, see footsteps in the snow, i start yelling let me see your fuckin hands!!!! Oh hi officer.... Perps on the run bolo.

If your lead singer ain't Ronnie Van Zant then your bands ain't Lynyrd Skynyrd!

PS on southern flag rules,, thats the battle flag you are thinking of, the Bonnie Blue is the appropriate flag of conquest to fly, the battle flag, is supposed to flown in battle!! FFS! Rednecks are stupid.

How about a Confederate flag while playing "Sweet Home Alabama"?

Good picnic spot I'd say, or maybe turn one of those houses into a pub.

Lands End just arrived from John o Groats overnight. June 2005.

There was a bloke on the late Terry Wogan's radio show called John Marsh, used to do the weather and also the shipping forecast as well. I think that when it was discovered his wife was called Janet, a listener started writing Janet and John stories, similar to early years reading books, but with a rude twist. It was all based around John being a badly dressed child-like pensioner with a weak bladder and a sticky beard and Janet being a domineering wife with a liking for extreme sports. The stories were read out live on air, no idea how they got away with it in the mornings, the crew were nearly wetting themselves when they heard the first part knowing what was coming. Sometimes I did when I heard them as well. The real Janet and John publishers tried to shut them down, but they were used to raise a lot of money for charity later on. There are loads of these, but here is one that tickled me. They are short, so don't panic if you have a Wogan phobia.

Fuck em @Tym.

Honda Navi.

Is this the stupid thread? Is now.

No......I want to change it! But still no idea what for!

Same here......but obviously we nicked the loaf!

You just gave a Keto dieter a heart attack.

Whole grain = 50 grit.

so you've gone from about to change your bike .... to not changing your bike

toast.. brown or white... loads of butter and sprinkle loads of sugar over it.

I've always loved brown bread.......particularly Hovis! Eating white bread is like chewing a mouthful of dough to me!

Apparently white bread is low in fibre and protein which is bad for diabetics like me as you can get erratic blood sugar levels so brown bread is better for me but you cant beat toasted white bread something i really miss

Same here

ruffage

Why? Funnily enough that's the only bread I eat!

Quite a success story considering how dead it used to be. Must be the only clean river. Tales of woe regarding the constant pollution, and lack of prosecutions in many of the other rivers, especially here in Wales. It must be the same in most of the UK.

Apparently eels have come back after a long absence which is supposed to be a sign of cleaner water and there is a regular seal appearance, although they are probably lost.

Looking left and right at the eastern side of the Isle of Dogs and the empty cable car in Newham.

Taken this morning through the window of London's only lighthouse. Not a brilliantly sharp picture, but those are tourists standing on top of the Greenwich dome.

Love the guitar opening in this

I was knocking out some parking signs on KeySIGN software and had to use the Sign and Sub plate function which lets you choose the upper sign, gives a choice of lower plates and that you can put on a backing board for neatness. Saw this upper sign as I was scrolling down and realised you can edit the lower part.