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Hang around here Clive there will be a few more bores along any minute

Near Lom⁩, ⁨Oppland⁩, ⁨Norway⁩, September 2017 ‎⁨

You whore

Yamaha, Suzuki, Honda, Kawasaki, Maico, KTM, Triumph, Harley Davidson, Bultaco.

Just been to the boulangerie for today's bread. Lovely!

The Merican way of debating?

........have you owned up till now? Mine stands at NINE.......highest number owned first: Yamaha, Suzuki, Honda, Kawasaki, BMW, BSA, Triumph, Vespa, and Lambretta! So what's your total?

Well fuck me here’s a list of the 51 bikes I’ve owned…….a few models I’ve bought more than once and I may have missed a couple Yamaha FS1E Suzuki GT250 Honda CB900F Honda Africa Twin 750 RD04 Yamaha FJ1200 ABS Yamaha 1000 EXUP Yamaha TDM850 Honda CBR1000F Suzuki GSXR750M Kawasaki ZX9 Cagiva Elefant 750 Suzuki GSXR750 Suzuki GSX1400 Suzuki TL1000S Suzuki Hayabusa Yamaha R1 Kawasaki KLR650 Suzuki Hayabusa Honda Africa Twin 750 RD04 Honda Hornet 600 Triumph 955i Daytona Suzuki GSXR1000 K5 Honda Fireblade 954 Suzuki TL1000S Suzuki Vstrom 1000 Honda CB1300 KTM 640 Supermoto CCM R30 Supermoto Kawasaki Z1000 Yamaha XTZ750 Super Tenere Suzuki VStrom 1000 Ducati Multistrada DS1000 Kawasaki ZX9R Yamaha XT660Z Tenere KTM 990 Adventure Yamaha WR250F KTM 400 EXC Kawasaki Versys 650 Suzuki GSX1400 Honda XR650L Kawasaki Versys 1000 Scorpa 250 Suzuki DRZ400S KTM 690 Enduro R Honda Shadow 750 Suzuki V1800 Intruder (fucking horrible) Royal Enfield Himalayan BMW F800R Royal Enfield Himalayan Suzuki TL1000S Honda CBR600F3 ……….of which Suzuki is the clear winner with 15

Come on over we;ll have a blast!

Thought I was the 1st of the 12.

Yamaha, Honda, Kawasaki, MZ, Fantic, Montessa, Gas Gas, Beta and i do have a part ownership of a Panther but its never got out of the box it came in

I did have a Solex before I was 16 years old, but it was minus the engine.......a heavy bugger to pedal.

Honda...Suzuki....Yamaha...Kawasaki...BSA...Triumph...CFMoto...Lambretta... Piaggio...Daelim....Raleigh

Yamaha,Honda,Kawasaki,Suzuki,Lambretta,Mobylette,NSU,BSA.

That's what they ought to have done.

Damn you Metropolitan Liberal Elite!

I normally toast white bread but when we stay at the prem inns I'll have granary. It's bloody lovely.

Apparently white bread is low in fibre and protein which is bad for diabetics like me as you can get erratic blood sugar levels so brown bread is better for me but you cant beat toasted white bread something i really miss

after all i have only had the serow since may 1999

Anybody want to volunteer for the role of Carer for this Cockney?

Yep, that’s the look on my face when it eventually started but didn’t explode.

Makes of what?………..cnut . It’s like I’ve got my own carer

Honda Kawasaki Ultra Groundpounder Harley BMW KTM (i'm a slacker)

Just worked out mine......64 bikes in 51 years.....average ownership time around 8 months! It's 16 months with this Beemer......I'm slipping!

CZ, Honda, Yamaha, Kawasaki, Suzuki. 5 manufacturers out of 17 bikes ever owned over a 38 year period. 3 of those 17 were second (trail) bikes, so only 14 main bikes in 38 years as my daily transport. Main bikes CZ250, CG125, XS250, CX500, GPz750, GPz750, FJ1200, XRV750, FJ1200. XRV750, XRV750, XLV1000, KLZ1000, XT1200 Trail bikes XL250R, DR350, DR350 I seem to own a bike for 2.7 years on average, but some of the above were for short periods like the CZ and the XS250 which were horrible.

yamaha suzuki honda kawasaki the big 4

I'll just leave this here!

Honda and BMW, I´ll probably get to 3 or 4, but am not expecting more to be honest.

I have a box for just in case.

Twat, sposed to post in you day today. And I haven't had said wine yet.

And the winner is @boboneleg

Der.

Honda , Yamaha, Suzuki, Kawasaki, KTM, BMW, Triumph, Gilera, BSA, Garelli, Lambretta, Vespa, Harley Davidson

4, your a loyal soul @Tym

I havnt shot animals since i was pree teen, dint like too, let me show you how much fun dragons breath rounds are:

Wave a white flag to this France! Its better bread.

My mistake, more like this.?

I prefer the word bunch as opposed to group thank you .

That's what i like about it, when i was in school we used to go to the bakery up the road and buy half a freshly baked cob still warm from the oven and then to the chippy to fill it with chips everyone used to scoop out the dough in the middle and throw it i used to eat that on the way to the chippy it was the best bit

we buy about 5 or six different breads ( not all at the same time) ranging from standard Baguette, through " Gros Batard" ( literally translates as "Fat Bastard" ) to local specialities like "pavé d'Auxerre" . Friday night is sandwich night at the moment and the kids liek to have some crappy supermarket sliced white stuff to put in the sandwich toaster. French Bread is the best.

Fuck em @Tym.

How come you guys who chit talk my writing never write chit, just post meme after meme...pffft on your Gramma

I've been told I have to eat brown bread with the knobbly bits in it, you know the stuff, tastes like fucking sawdust