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I'll try this one with strategically placed gloves for now

I am getting a new washing machine delivered tomorrow, I'm in Facebook jail for my sarcasm and this morning I saw a squirrel carrying a light sabre, pretty normal weekend.

Bezzies birthday party last night, head really hurts now. Have to finish utility flooring today cos no-one can use the washing machine til its done. This maybe the last time I do the flooring myself cos as gratifying as cheap n neat is grovelling around the under worktops and machinery is boring as hell! Heyho the beef bourguignon currently blipping away will make up for the pain later hmm maybe a cheese cobbler to go with If one of you doesnt mess with the words cheese cobbler Ill be disappointed

O...M...F...G! an old flame sent me a copy of a school sixth form photo. I sniggered at it for 10 minutes reminiscing and then forwarded it to Wifey with the challenge of spotting me. Much to my disgust it took none of the girls more than about 5 seconds to pick me out. They also all agreed that the teachers look like a stasi interrogation team...

I have to get up earlier than i normally do to go to work on my fecking day off tomorrow to drop the wife and boy off in Cardiff to catch a bus to Hammersmith. Their going to watch Saxon they are tickets he got for his sixteenth birthday 2 years ago but the concert had been cancelled numerous times because of covid. When i get home i think i shall brave the weather and get out on the bike for some filthy action

Bizzzard warnings, im sure its nothing, swimming weather..

Had to go to the regional council offices in Carcassonne today for an appointment to change our addresses on our Residency permits. An hours drive each way, for an appointment that took 5 minutes. At least the guy doing it was pretty cheerful, and that's another thing ticked off the list. May go to the Triumph dealer in Montpellier tomorrow and see what they've got in the showroom. 🏍

Jeezus. Ive had a hangover ALL fecking day. This drinking malarkey is so much harder than it used to be. The floorings still not done, the washing machine still cant be used, no cheese gobbling happened, Ive not even had the energy to watch crap on the internet, but mysteriously Ive managed to string a sentence together to post on here, see how I prioritise you.

Pug head gasket finished and back with the owner. Been into work today so a clutch, cam belt, front coil spring, 2 bottom ball joints and a ball joint boot replaced. Have I mentioned I fu**in hate cars. I haven't forgotten why I walked out of full time work. Off to the Isle of White tomorrow to see daughter, in the friggin car.

I'm going for this one............

Im saying the bird who is smiling is his old flame and he's the Harry Potter looking mother fucka

At a party... Chinese fella tapped me on the shoulder and said " you seen my Cocaine " i said yeh a while ago though , in The Italian Job.

that asphalt hides the oil leaks pretty well, dont it?

6k man i don't have that much to money to waste and don't forget i left 3k on the tree it was thrown into as well

We need to up our game then!

10 grand just thrown into a mudhole.

I do. sort of

If it's like my daughters 207, it will still sound crap over bumpy roads

Yep. I work at a gym there and it was a gorgeous day so went the long way round and took in the coast road for a piccy.

Proportioned well for a beach ball.

Make it as garish as possible and maybe then they won’t notice the fat gammon riding it.

and here is the person that designed it.

I couldn't spot @MooN from 2022.

Or hes the teacher with the dark aviators

I just know I'm going to regret this

Did you call someone a cunt perchance ?

I bet you did.

Nice day in the Bay today.

Get my gear ready for tomorrow's (hopefully) ride, just hope the windy (Storm Malik) weather don't reach us.

Outlaws have gone (early) home......they seemed to be dissatisfied with the Custard creams.

I'll be watching TV, sitting around, and cooking the occasional dinner. That it all, I'll be looking at the wonderful riding weather through the window. After sunday I am no longer on confinement, so that's cool. Feeling ok-ish now, though, but tired as fuck.

So apart from @Tym getting 20 inches, @Clive is hiding his biscuits, and @Slowlycatchymonkey is doing some gobbling, nobody's doing fuck all them?

I left.

May wash and clean the car, or may not, not much enthusiasm at the moment. Charge the scoots battery up, in preparation for (hopefully) a little ride out tomorrow. Outlaws calling in this afternoon, I have hidden the Hobnobs and Jaffa cakes, they can make do with Bourbon biscuits and Custard Creams.

Looks like it has been ridden through Yens underkacks.

Jesus saves but Keegan nets the rebound

I always liked the "Jesus loves you but i dont give a fuck" lol

Jesus Saves, Moses takes the kick off.

You’re all cunts.

Mine