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Yes he does, I have noticed!

When a few of us used to go down the Green Gate on a Friday night this always seemed to come on when I was standing at the urinal pissed as a fart. I know I was pissed because I would be talking to other blokes trying to have a quiet piss whether they wanted to talk to me or not.

You know them stretchy net type bags you hang up with the balls of fat inside for the birds to eat in the winter??

I been busy on a cycling forum i joined the other day arguing with the lycra clad twats about the new highway code rules for em .... just got banned so im back here now.... any of you nobs ride a pushbike ??

nobody's posting cos there's sweet F.A. happening anywhere at the moment. weather in Europe is tripe and the US is under a million feet of snow.

.... @Tym? Everybody's gone shy and are not posting! We may have to knock this place down to make way for a retirement complex or a social housing project! So I reckon you'll have to bust a cap up some of their asses you know!

You can't be French and not expect people to tell you to fuck off occasionally, that's just nature.

Singing "Why Can't This Be Love" whilst standing in a mens toilet could possibly send out the wrong message?

You're obsessed with man sex you are. Can't a few men stand an chat whilst holding their penis's without it being frowned upon?? Did Magna Carta die for nothing?

I agree with that but who can blame them, we more or less told them and the rest of Europe to fuck off

@Slowlycatchymonkey @gymwitch @Grasshopper's Ride What you think of this sad twat?

How are you travelling over there, Mate? If you and the family were going by car via the tunnel I'd guess the risk is pretty low, but if you're flying, then the risk is pretty high. We have a similar dilemma to you, that my missus can't get more than a couple of days off work, so we'd be stuffed if she got Covid whilst visiting family in the UK. I'm retired, so I could go pretty much anytime. I guess I'll have to sort something out in the near future.

I'm supposed to be going to the UK on the 21st. In theory, from the 11th feb we won't need to bother with testing before we go, or pre booking tests to be done on day 2 after arrival as we're all full dosed up with electromagnetic, microchip injections from big pharma. However, France is ( so far) not reciprocating, so in order to get BACK into France FROM the UK we would need a negative PCR test 24h before returning. That means that if one of us 5 test positive, we all have to isolate in the uk for at least 7 days. and then retest. ( covid antibodies can remain present in the system for up to one month). this would mean that my wife would likely loose her job, and N01 daughter would fail her 2nd year at Uni as she has an obligatory 2nd year placement the week we are due to arrive home. On top of that, we have nowhere to isolate, the cottage we rent being unavailable the following wek and my parents living in a 3 room flat. A week in a hotel ( if a hotel would accept us with a positive covid test) would cost between 700 and 1000€. As I havn't seen my parents or over 2 years now and Mum is dissapearing slowly into dementia, I will be going alone ( my work schedule can be hugely flexible at this time of year and all an extra week would cost me is a weeks paid holiday. Unless the rules change between now and the 20th. @boboneleg, cancel half the biscuits, I'll probably be on my own...

Pedro would probably put out for a big bag of eel testicles.

More chum hopefully.

My best guess if we had a dance the wall would be packed with flowers.

I'm a retirement (bungalow) home already.

I’m very confused by this thread!

This is brilliant.....

Bound to be carrots in it......there always is!

You've got no chance of a comment their all choking on their own spew at the moment

Got this LP (and others) and other ELO CD,s. I can remember what it sounds like.

They used to play Big Balls by AC/DC there as well. You can't sing the chorus of that at the urinal.

You spend a lot of time making news friends in men's toilets then Yen?

Yup.

i have never seen any thing as gay as that photo..... i feel sick and my eyes are fucking stinging

Pure sex.

He'll want to come over and ride bicycles with you now Bob!

Yep, got a couple of bikes, but there's some great tracks here for mountain biking and the roads are generally pretty quiet, so it's not too much hassle riding on them.

Could be, that feckless twat would ride a Dulville as well.

Getting ready for the new boat. Bigger with more tie downs, and a zippered mesh bag, whoo hoo.

@Tym gone swimming?

I hear photos are going to be published shortly of him pissing it up at all the parties!

https://summit.news/2019/06/10/facebook-says-using-the-word-honk-violates-its-community-standards/

the numbers of cases and new cases isn't falling yet here though it has , allegedly, in the UK. When it starts falling here then I'm sure they will follow suit, it's just the timing of everything is fucked up in our particular case.

by car and chunnel if with wife and kids. Car & ferry if I'm on my own. The problem for the wife is that she's recently chenged jobs and is still on her "trial period" when either party can stop the contract with no notice or or specific "fault". Another month and that wouldn't be a problem, but then the kids wouldn't be on holiday...

The question is.......are the ladies going to get moist once they get a butchers of Buck in Lycra?

twat

That's a sickener Chris!

I'm guessing that @Six30 joined up to troll them!

Hello, welcome in. feel free to feed the animals.

Work wheres the work this post should be called winter skiving photos